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- Stop complaining, will you?

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- Well, I paid to get in

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and I'd like to see a good picture.

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- We did not pay to get in.

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We got in on a pass for nothing

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and this ought to be good.

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- Well, yes, it ought to be good for nothing.

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- I recommend it to anyone.

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- And I think a lot of people should see it, even kids.

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- I'm coming back.

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- Yeah, I'll be back again too.

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- I don't know how the kids feel,

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but I really found out

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what they're thinking in this picture.

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- The best scene to me was...

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Well, when they went in together

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and got a karate chop right in the neck,

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and strike them.

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- And I like the ending.

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I like, well, it was a sad ending

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and I like, well, I get emotional.

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- I'm going to enjoy this.

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- It's a really big show.

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- Say kids, what time is it?

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- Howdy Doody Time!

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- Oh boy, oh boy, kids!

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Look at those purple marbles.

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- He hasn't reckoned with
Phineas the genius but...

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- Fully obnoxious.

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- It has taken 2000 years of civilization to allow you

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as a consenting adult

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to view this motion picture.

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- Everything is going to be beautiful.

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- Well, Drake and the Indians have got Carson surrounded.

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With Carson out of the way,

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the rest of our problem is simple.

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- Look.

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- I'll send Midnight after them.

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Midnight, Midnight, come here.

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Go get 'em, Midnight.

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- Midnight's going after the girl.

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- Hiya, boys and girls!

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I've got a great show for you today

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and you're going to like it.

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Get set, you're going to see some of my favorite pictures.

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- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is KRKR-TV

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and now for the latest news...

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Early tonight, the captain of a Swedish icebreaker

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in the Barents Sea

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reported "Seeing a strange red fireball

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come out of the sky," says the captain.

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"It hovered above my ship for about a minute,

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and then headed south by southwest," unquote.

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Radio Cairo reports a herd of camel stampeded

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by a comet-like object

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streaking southwest across the Sahara.

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And in Cape Town Africa, a boar, no doubt,

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reports a similar flash across the sky.

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And still one more, ladies and gentlemen.

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A farmer in Auckland, New Zealand

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reported the strange glowing object,

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this time moving northeast.

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Now let's see, Barents Sea,

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Cairo, Auckland,

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New Zealand.

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Considering the timetable of these reports,

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the stranger from space should be over our California desert

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in a matter of minutes.

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- Harry, Harry!

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What'll your wife say?

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- She'll say plenty. Tonight, anyhow.

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You see the way she tore outta here in that big car of hers.

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- She caught us nodding to each other.

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- She'll make up for all the things

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she hasn't caught us doing. So fed up.

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Never should have agreed to go back

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to her once we were separated.

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- Why did you?

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- You know why.

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I couldn't pry one nickel out her.

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The community property routine only works for women.

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Man hasn't got a chance.

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- Unless the wife dies.

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I didn't say anything.

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- You were thinking it.

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- Not the same thing.

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Didn't you say she was in the nuthouse for a while?

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- Private sanitarium.

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- What's the difference?

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She was off her rocker, wasn't she?

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- I suppose so.

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Probably got some fancy name for it.

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Mostly she'd have these violent headaches

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and she got falling down drunk.

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Still has 'em to this day.

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What are you getting at?

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- Oh, come on now, Harry.

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Let's not be naive.

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You've made a good start now, follow through.

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She's on the brink and you know it.

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- I don't know it.

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Dr. Cushing seems to be helping her a lot.

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She's tapering off in the bottle too.

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Hardly took a drink all evening.

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You saw her.

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- All she needs is a little help.

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Play the husband right to the end.

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Once she's in the booby hatch,

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throw the key away.

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That'll put you in the driver's seat.

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- You'd make a wild driver, Harry,

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with 50 million bucks.

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- Harry!

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Harry, help me!

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- Mrs. Archer! Mrs. Archer!
- What's the matter?

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Here, somebody gimme a hand!

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Take her into the office.

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Hey chief, chief!

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- Mrs. Archer.
- Harry.

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- Go on, folks, go on, go on.

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Nothing you can do around here.

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Go find Harry while I take care of Mrs. Archer.

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- All right, just break it up.

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- Now, come on, Mrs. Archer.

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Come on and sit down in the car.

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I'll send somebody for some black coffee.

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- Black coffee?

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You think I'm drunk, don't you?

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All of you,

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I'm not drunk, I'm not!

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- You've got to believe me.
- Please.

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- It was right the middle of the highway,

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30-feet tall!

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It left the sky.

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- I know that.

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- You don't believe me, do you?

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- What's new in Colgate Dental Cream

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that's missing, missing, missing

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in every other leading toothpaste?

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It's Gardol and Colgate with
Gardol gives up to seven times

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longer protection against tooth decay

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and a cleaner, fresher breath all day

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with just one brushing.

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And here's how the
Gardol in Colgate works.

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Now just as this invisible shield help protect me,

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Gardol forms an invisible protective shield

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around your teeth

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that fights tooth decay all day with just one brushing.

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And Colgate with Gardol cleans your breath

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while it guards your teeth.

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Colgate is safe too,

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even for children under six.

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So what's new in Colgate Dental Cream

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that's missing, missing, missing

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in every other leading toothpaste?

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It's Gardol and Colgate with
Gardol gives up to seven times

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longer protection against tooth decay

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and a cleaner, fresher breath all day

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with just one brushing.

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- Hey Mr. Archer.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Mr. Archer.

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- What is it, Charlie?

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Oh, all right, I get the message.

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- She's over at the sheriff's office.

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Kind of bad shape, pretty hysterical.

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- You couldn't find me tonight, Charlie.

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I took a cab home.

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- Sure, sure, I get it, Mr. Archer,

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thanks a lot.

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- So she's tapering off, hmm?

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Hardly took a drink all evening?

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- Must have had a bottle in the car, I don't know.

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- Found Mr. Archer?

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- Well, he took a cab home, Chief.

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- Or Charlie, go get the riot gun.

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We're taking a ride in the desert with Mrs. Archer.

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- Right.

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Why the heavy artillery, Chief?

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- There's a flying satellite

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and a 30-foot giant a few miles out on 66.

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- A 30-foot giant?

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Oh, no!

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- Some for you,

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some for you,

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and some for you.

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- Mmm, that tastes swell.

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- It's Colgate Dental Cream.

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Watch this wonderful story

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about Colgate Dental Cream, Happy Tooth

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and the meanest man in the world,

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old Mr. Tooth Decay.

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Hello, Happy tooth.

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I see you're training your dogs to do tricks.

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Oh yes,
Mr. Colgate Dental Cream.

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And this big Saint Bernard dog has joined my training class.

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Isn't he friendly?

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Ha, ha, ha!

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He thinks I'm a friendly
Saint Bernard, does he?

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Wait 'till he finds out
I'm Mr. Tooth Decay.

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Let's not take any chances, Happy Tooth,

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in case old Mr. Tooth Decay is around.

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Let me brush you with my wonderful ingredient, Gardol!

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Just brush, brush, brush

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and up goes the invisible protective shield

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against tooth decay.

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Ha, ha, ha!

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Now to leap out of this dog's skin

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and get that little happy tooth!

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It's Mr. Tooth Decay!

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Oh, no!

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Not Gardol again!

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Help! Help me!

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To put old
Tooth Decay to flight,

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use Colgate Dental Cream tonight.

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Look for swell tasting

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Colgate Dental Cream in the red and white box.

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- To fight old Tooth Decay that way,

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use Colgate Dental Cream each day.

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And for the swellest tasting toothpaste you've ever had,

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look for the red and white box

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and the name Colgate
Dental Cream with Gardol.

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- I didn't run all the way to town

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just for a lecture, Sheriff.

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- We'd be glad to escort you home, Mrs. Archer.

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- No thanks.

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- She's tearing outta here

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like she was heading for the moon!

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- Poor, mixed-up Mrs. Archer.

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Hmm, feel kind of sorry for her.

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- Yeah, well, I feel a lot sorrier for her husband

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if she ever catches him with that Honey Parker

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he's got stashed at the hotel.

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Woo, what a doll!

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- Yeah.

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Joseph E. Levine presents

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Hollywood's biggest star.

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- The one, the only.

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Groucho!

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That's me.

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- Well, here I am again

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with $1,500 for one of our couples, George.

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And if any of them say the secret word, ah,

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Ducky here will swoop down and pay 'em $100.

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Here's the money right here.

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What's the word?

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"Heart." Okay, take 'em away, yeah?

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What we put on the air...

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our studio audience selected a weightlifter.

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Mr. John Farbotnik

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- and his partner.
- Please,

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don't make up any names here.

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Give us the official names they actually are.

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We have enough trouble.

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The weightlifter's name is Mr. John Farbotnik

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and the housewife is Mrs. Regina Roberts.

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And here they are, folks,

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meet Groucho Marx right up here.

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- Welcome, welcome to "You Bet Your Life", kids.

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- Hello, sir.
- And if you say

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the secret word, you'll divide $100.

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It's a common word,

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something you always have with you.

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Mr. John Farbotnik, that's what it is.

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Doesn't seem possible,

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but that's what it is.

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Gotta keep my trap shut.

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You're a weightlifter, right?

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- That's right.
- Weightlifter, huh?

270
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:30,370
Where are you from, Muscle Shoals?

271
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,450
- Well, originally I'm from Philadelphia,

272
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:32,330
but I'm traveling

273
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,040
the last few years
- Lemme get my laugh,

274
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,910
would you?

275
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:37,370
How would you like it if you said something brilliant

276
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:40,660
and I rode right over it like that.

277
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,950
Just be patient, son.

278
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:46,540
We'll get all this trivia of you before we're through here.

279
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,620
Where are you from, Muscle Shoals?

280
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,700
Went better the first time I say it.

281
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,620
Where are you from?

282
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,250
- Well, originally I'm from Philadelphia,

283
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,660
but I've been traveling last few years.

284
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,450
Well,

285
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,200
I'm sure that I can't help you out on that.

286
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:10,200
Have you spoken to the police in these various cities?

287
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:13,620
You're still from Muscle Shoals, huh?

288
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,620
- No, I'm from Santa Monica right now.

289
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:18,200
But I've been traveling...
Chicago, Philadelphia.

290
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,700
- Santa Monica, that's interesting.

291
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,790
I used to play one of those...

292
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,370
just hang your bag right there

293
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:25,250
and we'll fill it with oats later on.

294
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,370
You sure you're not from Muscle Shoals?

295
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,250
- No, I'm not.

296
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,660
- It's such a funny place to be from, Mrs. Roberts.

297
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,000
Are you from Muscle Shoals?

298
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,950
- No, sir.

299
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,250
- Where are you from?

300
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,620
- New York, originally.

301
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:44,790
- And what sort of work does your husband do, Mrs...

302
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,660
- Roberts.
- Mrs. Roberts, yeah.

303
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,250
- He was a policeman in New York.

304
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,500
- Oh, how did you meet him?

305
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,660
- My sister was expecting a baby.

306
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,540
And you know how babies unexpectedly come,

307
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:59,580
try to call the doctor and we just couldn't locate him.

308
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,870
So I had heard that if you call the police department,

309
00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:04,040
they might bring assistance.

310
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,500
So my husband, another policeman,

311
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,830
came and he delivered the baby.

312
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,290
And then after that,

313
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,080
he used to come to visit the baby as a pretext.

314
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,120
He used to say he wanted to see

315
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,950
how the baby was coming along

316
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,080
- And he was really coming there

317
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,290
to see your sister?

318
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,950
- No, he was coming to see me!

319
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,830
And after that time, I never had a sweetheart.

320
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,620
So, that was all right.

321
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,290
- They said sweetheart, Groucho!

322
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,120
- They did.

323
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,410
- That was for the sweet reward!

324
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:31,330
- You said sweetheart, and you and John,

325
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:34,660
Mr. Farbotnik, are going to split $100.

326
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:39,160
Oh, thank you.

327
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,200
- Well, your husband's got $50 tonight

328
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,660
that he didn't have this morning, eh?

329
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:48,870
I have it.

330
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:51,370
- Well, there is a difference.

331
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:55,660
Our... wait, I forgot his name.

332
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,540
Oh, John, I called you John, huh?

333
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,790
I'll call you Farbotnik.

334
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,790
That's easier than John.

335
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,450
Well, there's no point, John,

336
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,660
in having a perfect body if you don't show it anybody.

337
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,830
Would you mind giving us

338
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,500
a peek at your framework?

339
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,330
- Here?

340
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:13,700
- Why not?

341
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,200
You do it at the beach, don't you?

342
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,580
- Well, the beach, it's all right.

343
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:17,450
But not in front of an audience.

344
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,660
- Well, this is hardly an audience.

345
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,160
Just look at them, right?

346
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,160
Come on, take your coat off and shirt

347
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,830
and let's see what a real man looks like.

348
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:32,160
And that goes for you too, Mrs. Roberts.

349
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:35,290
- We play no favorites here.

350
00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,200
Woo!

351
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,250
- Now there, restrain yourself out there.

352
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,830
Woo!

353
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,330
- Are you sure you're not from Muscle Shoals?

354
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,410
Say, are those real muscles?

355
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,450
- They sure are.

356
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,700
- They are, eh?

357
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:07,410
Now, how often do you have to pump 'em up?

358
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:11,250
- Well, I exercise 'em three times a week.

359
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,540
- How big are your measurements?

360
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,040
I mean, how big is your chest?

361
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,120
That is your chest there,

362
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,870
isn't it?

363
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,290
About 50 inches.

364
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,950
- 50 inches?

365
00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:22,450
Is that up and down or around?

366
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:27,040
Well, how much is it expanded, John?

367
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,870
Well, it's 50 inches expanded and 48 normal.

368
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,830
- Uh-huh, is it normal now or expanded?

369
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,250
- Well, it's normal now.

370
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,330
Well, blow it up, will you?

371
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:39,580
Woo!

372
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,120
- And I was pretty fresh with him

373
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,330
at the beginning, you remember?

374
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,830
- Now Mrs. Roberts, how does your husband

375
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,080
compare with his Greyhound bust?

376
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,950
- He doesn't have those muscles,

377
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,830
but I like him better.

378
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,410
- I see, I like my husband.

379
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,830
But, oh, you Farbotnik...

380
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,450
Say John, would you object

381
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:14,200
if Mrs. Roberts felt your muscles?

382
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,120
- Not at all.

383
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,540
- Go ahead, Mrs. Roberts.

384
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,950
They won't bite you.

385
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,950
- I feel like giving my husband lessons.

386
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:31,700
- What do you think, Mrs. Roberts?

387
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,910
Would you be willing to leave your happy home

388
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:36,200
for this Neanderthal man, here?

389
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,620
- Oh, I'll still keep my husband.

390
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,580
- Well, everyone of his own taste.

391
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,950
Some people even like eggplant.

392
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:46,120
- We'll be back in a minute with something or other

393
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,370
and now get a load of this.

394
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:52,910
- Here are the Four Seasons with "Walk Like a Man."

395
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:04,120
- "Walk Like a Man" was sung by the Four Seasons.

396
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,830
- I think I'll turn on my television set, It'll be-

397
00:24:46,870 --> 00:24:49,870
- Lousy cops, always crowding a guy.

398
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:09,250
- You know, you're a funny guy, Nick.

399
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,200
You're bundle of nerves.

400
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,750
You never relax,

401
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,620
never ease the tension.

402
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:17,660
You act like a skittery cold.

403
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:18,500
Why?

404
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,450
- You really wanna know, baby?

405
00:25:22,450 --> 00:25:23,950
- Yeah.

406
00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:28,000
- Well, I've been drifting since I was 15.

407
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,330
My first memories of an orphan asylum, crowded with kids.

408
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,250
I ran away,

409
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,330
never knew my folks,

410
00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:38,120
but I managed to get by,

411
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,700
pick cotton, hung around hobos.

412
00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:44,330
Nobody ever gave me anything.

413
00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:47,290
I'd lighten on in for a while.

414
00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:49,040
And then, I'd breeze again

415
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,330
and I learned that a rattlesnake is right.

416
00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:53,080
You gotta be first.

417
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,750
Everybody's always crowding.

418
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,410
You're trying to push it with the pack

419
00:25:56,410 --> 00:25:58,660
and you gotta crowd back and break through.

420
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,790
The guy that breaks away from the pack

421
00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:02,620
is the winner every time, baby.

422
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,700
- What are you trying to prove?

423
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,370
- I already proved it,

424
00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:09,000
saved my dough and fixed up that car of mine.

425
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,910
When I get behind that wheel, I'm the boss.

426
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:15,950
All those horses under the hood running for yours truly.

427
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,450
That's like music, baby.

428
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,660
Exciting music, better than rock and roll.

429
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,080
You're going fast, see?

430
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,290
Faster than the wind

431
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,620
and you're the guy at the reigns.

432
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:24,950
If somebody crowds you,

433
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,450
you push 'em back

434
00:26:26,450 --> 00:26:28,370
like a guy swats flies.

435
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:33,330
- I don't understand you, Nick.

436
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,830
- Don't let it worry you.

437
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:36,160
You'll get gray.

438
00:26:37,370 --> 00:26:39,620
- Are you gonna be around here next Tuesday?

439
00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:43,040
- Hey Laura, I thought we had a date last night.

440
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,620
How come you stood me up?

441
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:47,450
- There are plenty of other nights just for you, Tommy.

442
00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:49,660
- Well, I'll stand in line.

443
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:52,120
- You're outta your class, throttle jockey.

444
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,330
She's my girl.

445
00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:54,580
- Take it easy, Sonny.

446
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:55,660
Easy does it.

447
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:58,500
Laura and I are old friends.

448
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,290
- You may be old,

449
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,040
but you're no friend.

450
00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:06,330
- Don't push your luck, Junior.

451
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:08,580
- There's no luck involved.

452
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:52,000
- Sorry Laura, he asked for it.

453
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,790
- He got it too.

454
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:54,620
- Yeah.

455
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,950
- When he leaves town,

456
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:05,200
give me a ring.

457
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,500
- I am sorry, Nick,

458
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,540
you really were out of line.

459
00:28:16,540 --> 00:28:17,950
- Leave me alone.

460
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,750
You're all alike,

461
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,330
always pushing and crowding me.

462
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:36,370
Everybody's always crowding me.

463
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,370
- You'll never get away with it, Nick.

464
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:51,200
- Don't crowd me, Joe.

465
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,200
- You try to signal that car?

466
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,290
- No, no, please Nick, don't kill me.

467
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,500
- I told you not to crowd me, Joe.

468
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,160
Everybody crowds me.

469
00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:37,790
- In watching this story,

470
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:40,870
I want you to pay particular attention

471
00:29:40,870 --> 00:29:43,200
to the three undraped ladies

472
00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:46,910
who danced in the final scene

473
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,120
because one of these young ladies

474
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,250
has since married a titled Englishman

475
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:55,330
and her face is now quite well known.

476
00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:08,080
Since the splitting of the atom

477
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,950
only a few decades ago

478
00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:12,830
and through his God-given genius of science,

479
00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:15,370
man, at last, has succeeded

480
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,370
in penetrating further and further

481
00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:20,540
into the unknown vastness of space.

482
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:25,080
- Surface readings register above minimum requirements.

483
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,950
Morrow, go below and bring up the young gargon specimen.

484
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:33,040
Now the decision depends on its reactions.

485
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,370
- Wait, Captain, I have found evidence

486
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,040
of intelligent beings on this planet.

487
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,040
- Of what concern our foreign beings?

488
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,950
- Of none to you, Thor!

489
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,160
Just as you were so unconcerned

490
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,500
when you destroyed the small creature, so bravely.

491
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,410
- It was no more than an insect.

492
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,290
- But it had life

493
00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:54,120
and that life you had to take

494
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,950
to satisfy your endless hunger for killing.

495
00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:57,790
- Silence!

496
00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:00,750
- It thrives, Captain,

497
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:03,250
already I can feel it has grown heavier.

498
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:04,830
- We shall return to our base

499
00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:06,450
and lead the transport ships here.

500
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:11,200
Soon this planet will be covered with full grown gargons.

501
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,870
- Captain, Captain, something has gone wrong.

502
00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:20,450
- Look here.
- What?

503
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,830
What has happened?

504
00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:22,910
- I do not know.

505
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,750
It suddenly fell limp.

506
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:28,410
- The atmosphere here tested above minimum,

507
00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:31,290
but the gargon species cannot live

508
00:33:31,290 --> 00:33:34,330
due to excessive nitrogen and gas compounds

509
00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:37,370
emitted in our preliminary diagnosis.

510
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:41,870
- Then, this planet will be reported as unsuitable.

511
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:46,290
- Repack the instruments and prepare for takeoff.

512
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:50,040
We will continue our search in another solar of system.

513
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:58,500
- About that scene I mentioned,

514
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:01,370
we ran over time

515
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:03,620
and had to cut it at the last moment.

516
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:05,410
I'm sure you don't mind.

517
00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:07,830
It had nothing to do with the story,

518
00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:10,660
but it was a lot of fun making it.

519
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:51,290
There are 8 million stories in The Naked City.

520
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,450
This has been one of them.

521
00:34:55,910 --> 00:34:58,080
A fiery horse with the speed of light,

522
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,950
a cloud of dust, and a hearty "Hi-Yo Silver!"

523
00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:02,290
The Lone Ranger!

524
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,790
With his faithful
Indian companion Tonto,

525
00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:15,040
the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains

526
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,450
led the fight for law and order in the early west.

527
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:22,160
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.

528
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,500
The Lone Ranger rides again!

529
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:35,700
- Tonto, we'll make camp here tonight.

530
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,830
- Good place to rest for Silver and Scout.

531
00:35:37,830 --> 00:35:40,500
Plenty water, good grass nearby.

532
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,830
- We've traveled hard, big fella,

533
00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:44,580
you'll need a few hours rest.

534
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:47,700
- We ride to Fort Apache to see Major Harvey tomorrow.

535
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:48,790
- Yes, Tonto.

536
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,200
If what I've heard is true

537
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,250
about the Indians on
Black Eagles reservation

538
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,290
and being able to buy new repeating rifles,

539
00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:57,160
the major may be in for some trouble.

540
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,950
- Ah, one successful attack on town of Fort,

541
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,950
enough encouragement to start whole Indian war.

542
00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:05,410
- That's right, repeating rifles in the hands

543
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:08,500
of the followers of a chief like Geronimo or crazy horse,

544
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,540
and every settlement in
Fort in the entire southwest

545
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:13,830
would be under constant menace of Indian attack.

546
00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:16,410
- Me not understand why men want to sell guns

547
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:18,750
when they know what harm they can do.

548
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,620
- Because of green, Tonto.

549
00:36:20,620 --> 00:36:24,040
There are men who place material gain above everything else.

550
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,910
They'll even sacrifice their own personal safety

551
00:36:26,910 --> 00:36:29,660
to satisfy their desire for gold.

552
00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:36,790
- Yah!

553
00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,290
- Get down as close as you can.

554
00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:41,450
- Indians, Lieutenant?

555
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,290
- Hold on, I think they're masked!

556
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:52,370
- Sound like shots come from over ridge.

557
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:56,870
- That many could only mean one thing, Tonto-trouble!

558
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,160
- Lieutenant!

559
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:24,450
In a moment, we'll return

560
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:26,910
to The Lone Ranger and Tonto.

561
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,450
- Down through the ages,

562
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,700
music has been an ever-changing theory,

563
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,870
reflecting the emotions of human hearts.

564
00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:38,660
Its blaring brasses and muted strings

565
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:41,620
speak a language understood around the world.

566
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:45,410
Many strange tales are told of composers and their works,

567
00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:47,660
but perhaps the strangest of them all

568
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,370
is the tragic story of Hart Danks

569
00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:53,000
who, as a tribute to his beautiful young wife,

570
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,950
gave to the world one of its most cherished love songs.

571
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,120
- I know it'll be a great success.

572
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,330
You must take it to your publishers

573
00:39:03,330 --> 00:39:04,750
- Then you really like it?

574
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,580
- More than I can say.

575
00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:08,830
It expresses my love for you.

576
00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:12,540
- And it's my promise to love you forever and ever.

577
00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:14,040
No matter what happens.

578
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,950
- What a wonderful thought.

579
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:18,790
To never grow old in our love.

580
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:22,080
To always be young and fair to each other.

581
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,330
Oh, my darling.

582
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,330
- Sweetheart.

583
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,830
Sign here, Mr. Danks.

584
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,790
I hope your song will be a success.

585
00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:43,370
Success, hundreds of thousands of copies

586
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:44,910
were sold the world over.

587
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:47,080
Its sentimental melody touch the heartstrings

588
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,700
of young and old alike.

589
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:53,000
You are not going out again tonight, are you?

590
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,410
- Yes, and perhaps I won't be home till late.

591
00:39:57,410 --> 00:39:59,750
- Darling, do you realize

592
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:02,410
that you haven't spent an evening at home in weeks?

593
00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:04,410
- I'm sorry, but it can't be helped.

594
00:40:04,410 --> 00:40:05,910
My friends insist.

595
00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:14,160
You don't seem to care for that sort of thing.

596
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,120
So, I'm

597
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,700
- Your success has changed you.

598
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,750
We're drifting apart.

599
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,660
Darling, what happened to us?

600
00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:30,660
- I'm in a hurry, dear.

601
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,040
We'll discuss it later.

602
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,040
- But, Hart!

603
00:40:55,290 --> 00:40:56,290
Danks earnestly tried

604
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:58,160
to affect a reconciliation

605
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,910
with his estranged wife,

606
00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,830
but her heart had been embittered by his neglect.

607
00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:05,040
Though he continued to beg forgiveness

608
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,910
through the years that followed,

609
00:41:06,910 --> 00:41:09,620
his pleas were in vain.

610
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,410
For her, it was better to live with her memories

611
00:41:13,410 --> 00:41:16,410
than to try to make them real again.

612
00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:35,200
As his fortune melted away from his reckless extravagance,

613
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,910
he tries to compose another success,

614
00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:40,250
but his inspiration is gone.

615
00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:52,410
The long years rolled by

616
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,950
and "Silver Threads Among the Gold"

617
00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:57,250
became an American classic.

618
00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:10,950
Homeless, friendless, and alone,

619
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,290
Hattie Danks spent her declining years

620
00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:17,620
eking out a bare living as a scrub woman,

621
00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:19,370
separated by an eternity

622
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,370
from the romance of her early youth.

623
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,450
On a side street in Philadelphia,

624
00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:37,950
in a cheap rooming house,

625
00:42:37,950 --> 00:42:40,910
the composer, now a broken old man,

626
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,040
was forgotten by the fame that had touched him

627
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,870
for a few brief years.

628
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:56,700
For Hart Danks, life at last was fading fast away.

629
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,290
And as it faded, he was leaving

630
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,870
a last bitter message to the world,

631
00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:08,040
"It is hard to die alone."

632
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:15,000
And so the song that stands as a symbol

633
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,660
of undying love and devotion

634
00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:22,410
shattered the lives of the two whose love had inspired it.

635
00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:57,290
The Applejack alert,

636
00:43:57,290 --> 00:43:58,870
enemy bombers, in theory,

637
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:02,910
are approaching the world's greatest city.

638
00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:05,080
While the sirens wail their grim warning,

639
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,830
hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers

640
00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:08,950
scurry for shelter against the attack.

641
00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:10,330
Auto traffic is halted.

642
00:44:10,330 --> 00:44:13,290
Riders and drivers taking cover in a realistic drill

643
00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:17,540
for a day all Americans pray will never come.

644
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:20,120
A pall of restless silence cloaks the streets

645
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,000
and skyscrapers of New York.

646
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,450
One of the main targets of the mythical era,

647
00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:26,750
armada of 400 planes.

648
00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:29,950
8 million people vanished from view,

649
00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:34,950
a lonely vigil over a city paralyzed by atomic attack.

650
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,950
Washington, too, takes part

651
00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:39,700
in the most realistic nationwide civil defense exercise

652
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:44,330
since the atomic age was born at Hiroshima nine years ago.

653
00:44:44,330 --> 00:44:46,200
President Eisenhower leads his staff

654
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,160
to a bombproof underground shelter.

655
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,620
Beneath the capitol domes clear,

656
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,790
stopped, frozen fast until the all clear

657
00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:56,540
that we'll breathe life into the nation's capitol.

658
00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:59,950
The General Mohamed Naguib inspects officers and men

659
00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:02,410
of his country's rapidly expanding cavalry.

660
00:45:02,410 --> 00:45:04,660
The new strong man of the Nile,

661
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,950
who led the July coup of army officers

662
00:45:06,950 --> 00:45:09,120
that forced ex-King Farouk into exile,

663
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,250
is building Egypt's military strength

664
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,910
while carrying out land reforms.

665
00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:21,950
The eyes of the free world are on the well-drilled

666
00:45:21,950 --> 00:45:24,450
and well-equipped forces of General Naguib.

667
00:45:24,450 --> 00:45:26,790
Egypt could become a powerful link in the chain

668
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,750
of Middle Eastern defense outposts,

669
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:33,580
being forged to protect the
Suez Canal from Soviet Russia.

670
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,370
Pulchritude pursuing

671
00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,120
the Miss Press Photographer prize,

672
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,080
posed, primp, and preen

673
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,870
on the Steel Pier at Atlantic City.

674
00:45:45,870 --> 00:45:47,580
Laying down on the job,

675
00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:52,580
our photographer comes up with all sorts of camera angles.

676
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,370
Competing for the crown are pretties

677
00:45:54,370 --> 00:45:58,290
picked by press photogs throughout the country.

678
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,620
A labor of love,

679
00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:03,700
this job of filming the loveliest lady in the lens.

680
00:46:03,870 --> 00:46:05,750
And spectators like it too.

681
00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:07,410
The winner's Leoma Naughton,

682
00:46:07,410 --> 00:46:09,410
19, blonde, blue-eyed, shapely,

683
00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:11,500
a Maryland University sophomore.

684
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:14,250
Representing the camera clickers from Washington DC,

685
00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:16,950
she's a queen in capital figures.

686
00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:23,330
In Los Angeles,

687
00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:25,120
blonde Keith and brunette Anne

688
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,950
arrive at Griffith Park Observatory

689
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,040
wearing Don Loper's latest creations.

690
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,540
It's their first trip west

691
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,950
and they've never seen Los Angeles before.

692
00:46:32,950 --> 00:46:34,330
It's quite a sight.

693
00:46:34,330 --> 00:46:38,000
Note Anne's molded skirt with tapper depleted inserts.

694
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,790
At the Warner Brothers Studios,

695
00:46:39,790 --> 00:46:41,660
Anne and Keith find themselves

696
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:44,370
outside Gordon MacRae's dressing room.

697
00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:46,200
Gordon's outfit for a desert song

698
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,540
is just the thing for the Sahara.

699
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:51,870
Anne and Keith's molded suits

700
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:53,870
with fitted jackets and sheets skirts

701
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,200
are just the thing for fall.

702
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,370
That evening at the hotel ambassador's Coconut Grove,

703
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:05,830
Keith and Anne are set for a big night.

704
00:47:05,830 --> 00:47:08,040
Their escorts wear traditional black and white,

705
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,200
and the girls are in Los Angeles Designer

706
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,540
Don Loper's evening dresses.

707
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:16,790
Keith wears a silver embroidered lace evening gown

708
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:18,410
with halter bodice.

709
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:20,750
And Anne, an embroidered netball gown

710
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:23,120
with velvet flowers at the waistline

711
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,790
for their night out in Los Angeles.

712
00:47:25,790 --> 00:47:28,200
5 million voters go to the polls

713
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,000
in South Vietnam's first free national election

714
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,250
to choose between Premier Ngo Dinh Diem

715
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,660
and Absentee Emperor Bao Dai.

716
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:40,290
For a people racked by the agonies of war,

717
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:42,120
poverty, colonialism, and communism,

718
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,700
it is a time for decision

719
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:46,000
and an overwhelming endorsement of Diem,

720
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,250
who receives more than 98% of the votes.

721
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:53,000
In France far from his torn country,

722
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,790
the repudiated, fun-loving
Bao Dai bows out.

723
00:47:56,790 --> 00:48:01,080
And at 54, Ngo Dinh Diem becomes
Vietnam's first president,

724
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,410
a resounding victory for the free world.

725
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,870
- Hi, I'm Ann-Margret.

726
00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:09,870
Earlier this year, I was privileged

727
00:48:09,870 --> 00:48:12,160
to visit our fighting men in Vietnam

728
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,580
and it was an experience that
I will never, ever forget.

729
00:48:15,580 --> 00:48:18,540
I'm just very proud to be in the same generation.

730
00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:21,830
Everywhere I went, I found the morale high

731
00:48:21,830 --> 00:48:23,830
and the resolve firm.

732
00:48:23,830 --> 00:48:28,000
So many of you have fought earlier tyrannies before my time

733
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,790
and know what it is like to be far from home

734
00:48:30,790 --> 00:48:33,580
fighting for those near and dear to you.

735
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,540
Our men in Vietnam need your support now.

736
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:38,450
And the best way you can help

737
00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,580
is to follow President Johnson's call

738
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:43,040
to buy United States savings bonds.

739
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,750
In doing so, you are investing in your country

740
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,750
and in your own future.

741
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,870
Thousands of our soldiers abroad

742
00:48:49,870 --> 00:48:51,580
buy savings bonds every week.

743
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,870
Won't you do the same?

744
00:48:52,870 --> 00:48:54,410
Buy savings bonds now

745
00:48:54,410 --> 00:48:58,040
to help bring them back home soon.

746
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,580
After college, it could have taken years

747
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:07,950
before Paul had any real responsibilities.

748
00:49:07,950 --> 00:49:09,830
The Army gave him the chance now.

749
00:49:09,830 --> 00:49:12,200
They sent him to Officer Candidate School.

750
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,080
He commands 19 men and 250 tons of power.

751
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,370
See your army recruiting sergeant for an exciting job

752
00:49:19,370 --> 00:49:21,290
in today's action Army.

753
00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,790
- Darling, they're doing all this for you.

754
00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:26,700
Does it make you happy?

755
00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:30,830
What? Why dear, you're crying?

756
00:49:31,910 --> 00:49:34,500
- Butler, please drive us home.

757
00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:40,330
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758
00:49:40,330 --> 00:49:42,160
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759
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,370
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760
00:49:44,370 --> 00:49:46,000
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761
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,250
and new Nabisco Rice Honeys presents...

762
00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:15,660
All right.

763
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,120
We take you now to Washington DC

764
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,750
- The lights out, rolling.

765
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:42,370
Gentlemen, this missile is the US Army Juno II

766
00:50:42,370 --> 00:50:44,620
that launched the Pioneer 4 space probe

767
00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:46,080
on March 3, 1959.

768
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,160
Pioneer 4 is now hundreds of thousands

769
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,660
of miles in outer space

770
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:52,450
and is in orbit around the sun.

771
00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,620
Now you can learn a lot of facts

772
00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,700
about America's great defense instruments

773
00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:01,200
from the all new 1959 series of Defenders of America cards.

774
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,660
There's one card free

775
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,950
inside each package of
Nabisco Shredded Wheat

776
00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:07,870
with a rocket powered missile with the X-15 on the front.

777
00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:10,040
Learn about the United
States' new submarines,

778
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,540
rockets, planes at the same time you enjoy

779
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,750
Nabisco Shredded Wheat! Golden biscuits

780
00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,870
of 100% whole wheat toasted just right

781
00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:20,160
and charged with the growing power you need.

782
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,830
Start collecting the complete set

783
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:25,870
of the all new 1959 Defenders of America cards today.

784
00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:28,500
There's one card free inside each package

785
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,910
of Nabisco Shredded Wheat with the X-15 on the front.

786
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:39,160
- Of all the honors you men have received,

787
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:40,750
I know of none higher

788
00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:44,580
than the one you have asked me to present now.

789
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,790
- I think you know what to do with this decor.

790
00:51:51,790 --> 00:51:52,620
- Yes sir.

791
00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,830
Private Rin Tin Tin,

792
00:51:56,830 --> 00:52:00,000
being singled out by the 101st cavalry

793
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,750
for courage and devotion,

794
00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,290
above and beyond the call of duty,

795
00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:07,200
I hereby sign this decoration in their name.

796
00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:24,660
Nabisco, the new Nabisco family of cereals

797
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:28,750
have brought you "The
Adventures of Rin Tin Tin."

798
00:52:30,700 --> 00:52:33,700
- And you're sure you didn't see anyone leave the station?

799
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,250
- That's the truth, Lieutenant.

800
00:52:35,250 --> 00:52:37,080
I told John he was driving too fast.

801
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,370
Then, we went off into a ditch with a blowout.

802
00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:41,540
We walked back to the station for help.

803
00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:43,830
And then, we found that poor old man.

804
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:45,250
- And he was dead?

805
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:46,500
- No, he was still alive,

806
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,500
but he was in great pain.

807
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,330
I tried my best to help him while John was calling you.

808
00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:53,290
Isn't that right, John?

809
00:52:53,290 --> 00:52:54,660
Yes, dear.

810
00:52:54,660 --> 00:52:56,120
- Did he say anything when you were trying to help him?

811
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,160
Anything that would give us a clue as to who shot him?

812
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,790
- Not that I can remember.

813
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:01,080
- Oh yes, he did.

814
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,790
In his delirium, he repeated several times.

815
00:53:03,790 --> 00:53:05,660
"Don't crowd me, Joe."

816
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:08,450
Over and over, he kept saying it.

817
00:53:08,450 --> 00:53:10,660
- I'm afraid it isn't much to work on,

818
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,500
but I certainly thank you for your help,

819
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,040
Mrs. Smith and Mr. Smith.

820
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,620
I guess that'll be all right now.

821
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:18,200
- Come along, John.
- Yes, dear.

822
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,370
- Goodbye now.

823
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:24,580
- Mommy, Mommy, look!

824
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:27,450
This cereal spells my name!

825
00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:29,450
It's an alphabet cereal.

826
00:53:29,450 --> 00:53:31,120
Yes, it's Post Alpha-Bits,

827
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,870
the new sugar-sparkled, ready-to-eat oat cereal.

828
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,500
- G!

829
00:53:44,290 --> 00:53:45,700
- Good for you!

830
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,830
Post Alpha-Bits are such fun to eat

831
00:53:54,830 --> 00:53:56,500
and so good for you too.

832
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,080
They're made of oats,

833
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,540
one of the best sources of high-quality cereal protein.

834
00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:04,200
And Post Alpha-Bits are sugar-sparkled.

835
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,080
They help provide both quick and lasting energy

836
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,660
that children need.

837
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,120
- Come on, everybody!

838
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,160
There's so much fun!

839
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,370
- Get new Post Alpha-Bits!

840
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,040
- Holy mackerel!

841
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,950
- I'll take the camera, ma'am.

842
00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:48,700
No pictures allowed.

843
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:51,410
- Look, you have no right to do that.

844
00:55:51,410 --> 00:55:56,080
- Sorry, ma'am, I'll leave your camera at the roadblock.

845
00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:04,120
- Well, I guess I'll go out the creek

846
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,750
and jump in with all my clothes on.

847
00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:08,950
- Hey, where are you going?

848
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:10,000
- To the jukebox

849
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,080
to drown myself in music.

850
00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:19,750
What would you like to hear?

851
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:22,410
- It's all right, honey, tell him.

852
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:25,750
- "Greensleeves," please, if it's there.

853
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,080
- Tears for somebody.

854
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,450
- Guess she didn't hate old men.

855
00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:59,870
- No, just one, one's enough.

856
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,540
- Hi, Mr. Archer.

857
00:57:25,410 --> 00:57:28,660
I was just saying, "Au revoir, thanks!"

858
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:35,080
- I thought you'd be waiting for me at your hotel.

859
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,870
You know, I don't like you hanging around here alone.

860
00:57:37,870 --> 00:57:40,080
- You're not jealous of that clown, are you?

861
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,000
Too early to go to bed.

862
00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:46,200
Anyways, I'm sick of that flea bag you call a hotel

863
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,290
and I'm tired of waiting.

864
00:57:48,290 --> 00:57:50,700
All I do is wait, wait, wait!

865
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:00,950
- Maybe you won't have to wait as long as you think.

866
00:58:00,950 --> 00:58:02,410
She's cracking up again.

867
00:58:02,410 --> 00:58:04,500
She's seen satellites and giants.

868
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,040
Not only told me about it,

869
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,080
but she spread it all over town tonight.

870
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,000
Even had the sheriff out looking for this.

871
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,910
- Charlie was telling me about it.

872
00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:13,950
- This could be it.

873
00:58:13,950 --> 00:58:15,580
When Dr. Cushing hears about it,

874
00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:17,370
he'll probably have her committed right away.

875
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:18,370
He's in Baker.

876
00:58:18,370 --> 00:58:19,620
I'll call him tonight.

877
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:21,540
- Well, that sounds more like it.

878
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:25,200
I don't think I could take much more of this set up.

879
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:30,200
- Well, anytime you get to thinking that way, remember this.

880
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:34,000
- A Star of India?

881
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,620
- The most famous diamond in the world.

882
00:58:36,620 --> 00:58:38,330
And you play your cards right

883
00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:39,700
and it'll all be yours.

884
00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:41,040
Ah, ah, someday.

885
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,200
- Let's call Dr. Cushing.

886
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,700
How to make a sk'bana nut sandwich.

887
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,500
First, to make this old favorite

888
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,790
now being revived in many fashionable circles,

889
00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:57,450
we place two slices of fresh bread close to each other

890
00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,620
so that we can work comfortably.

891
00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:02,580
Next, one jar of Skippy peanut butter chunky style,

892
00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:04,870
the kind that has crunchy little morsels of chopped,

893
00:59:04,870 --> 00:59:09,330
fresh roasted peanuts sprinkled all the way through it, mmm.

894
00:59:09,330 --> 00:59:11,370
And now we're spreading the Skippy

895
00:59:11,370 --> 00:59:14,620
from edge to edge and corner to corner.

896
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,750
Then to complete the treat,

897
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:21,500
we take one golden banana.

898
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,830
Slice and place,

899
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,950
and now we put it all together.

900
00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:29,750
There we are.

901
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,620
And chunky style or creamy style,

902
00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:33,830
no other peanut butter tastes or spreads

903
00:59:33,830 --> 00:59:35,540
or stays fresh like Skippy

904
00:59:35,540 --> 00:59:39,450
because no other is made like Skippy.

905
00:59:39,450 --> 00:59:41,500
Skippy peanut butter chunky style

906
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,750
for a creamy as well as crunchy sk'bana nut sandwich.

907
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:45,580
Delicious.

908
00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:53,830
- Hey kids, it's the "Buster Brown Show!"

909
00:59:53,830 --> 00:59:55,660
- Hey, ya kids!

910
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:57,250
It's "Andy's Gang!"

911
01:00:18,830 --> 01:00:22,330
- Have we got a humdinger of a story today.

912
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:32,250
Oh, my! We know this is a good story.

913
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:40,950
Faster than a speeding bullet...

914
01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:44,450
More powerful than a locomotive...

915
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:47,660
Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound...

916
01:00:47,660 --> 01:00:48,870
- Look, up in the sky!

917
01:00:48,870 --> 01:00:49,700
- It's a bird!

918
01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:50,540
- It's a plane!

919
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,950
- It's Superman!

920
01:00:51,950 --> 01:00:53,620
Yes, it's Superman!

921
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,250
Strange visitor from another planet

922
01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:57,540
who came to earth with powers and abilities

923
01:00:57,540 --> 01:00:59,700
far beyond those of mortal men.

924
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:03,080
Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers,

925
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,540
bend steel, and disguised as Clark Kent,

926
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:08,250
mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper,

927
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:12,660
fights a never ending battle for truth, justice,

928
01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:14,410
and the American way.

929
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,660
- Someone else is shopping.
- And from the inside too.

930
01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:27,500
- There's an all-night drugstore around the corner.

931
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,250
I'll call the police.

932
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:55,250
- My partner went out the door

933
01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,080
as soon as the alarm went off.

934
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,410
You don't have to worry about me though.

935
01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:00,250
I'm not gonna run away.

936
01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:02,000
- You mean you deliberately stay

937
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,620
when you could have gotten away?

938
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:07,040
- Well, I've never done anything like this before, Superman.

939
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,580
It was all like a dream

940
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:10,950
until that alarm went off and woke me up.

941
01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:13,580
And I realized that I can run from the police,

942
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:15,950
but I can't run from myself.

943
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,160
- It's easy to see that you're new at this sort of thing.

944
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,450
Why did you do it?

945
01:02:19,450 --> 01:02:22,700
- Why? That's why I keep asking myself.

946
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,620
Sure, it was the money

947
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:27,790
but more deeper than that.

948
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,830
I should have learned how to save

949
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:33,040
and handled money a long time ago.

950
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,290
Then, this wouldn't have happened.

951
01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,750
- Well, I'm sorry it did.

952
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,290
But at least you've learned something very important.

953
01:02:40,450 --> 01:02:44,160
- Pretty bad way to learn it, don't you think?

954
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,500
Oh, here they come, Superman.

955
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:49,040
Gee, I feel a little better for having someone to talk to.

956
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,370
- Thanks.
- It's all right, son.

957
01:02:50,370 --> 01:02:51,620
Now you can do me a favor.

958
01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:52,540
Don't tell them I was here.

959
01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:53,370
- Sure.

960
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:05,950
- Girls, I want to tell you

961
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:08,830
about the most wonderful hair hairdryer you've ever used.

962
01:03:08,830 --> 01:03:11,660
It's the beautiful
Universal Hat Fox hairdryer.

963
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:14,410
The Lennon sisters know the extra large hood

964
01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:17,200
circulates air evenly, dries hair fast.

965
01:03:57,620 --> 01:04:00,290
When you step up to ask a girl for a dance,

966
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:02,290
do you have confidence in yourself?

967
01:04:02,290 --> 01:04:03,870
See yourself as others see you

968
01:04:03,870 --> 01:04:05,160
and you'll know that one thing

969
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,950
that gives any man confidence

970
01:04:06,950 --> 01:04:09,000
is a neat personal appearance.

971
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,660
A neat appearance just naturally begins with the hair.

972
01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:14,660
That's why you should use
Wildroot Cream-Oil hair tonic.

973
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:16,500
The one hair tonic that contains

974
01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,750
both lanolin and cholesterol.

975
01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:21,080
Wildroot Cream-Oil gives you confidence

976
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:23,080
because it gives you healthy looking hair,

977
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,660
the way nature intended:

978
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:26,160
neat but not greasy

979
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,330
for that successful look that's so important.

980
01:04:28,330 --> 01:04:30,370
Whether you're on a date or on the job,

981
01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:33,160
every day use Wildroot Cream-Oil,

982
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,870
the one and only largest selling hair tonic.

983
01:04:35,870 --> 01:04:39,200
Wildroot Cream-Oil gives you confidence.

984
01:04:49,410 --> 01:04:51,080
- To join your band?

985
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,330
- To join us?

986
01:04:52,330 --> 01:04:54,870
Give him a chance, Will.

987
01:04:54,870 --> 01:04:56,410
- What's your name?

988
01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,330
- Robin of...

989
01:04:58,330 --> 01:04:59,160
Nothing.

990
01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:02,660
Robin.

991
01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:09,040
- Robin of the hood.

992
01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:17,700
Robin Hood was brought to you by...

993
01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:21,290
Wildroot Cream-Oil,

994
01:05:21,290 --> 01:05:24,950
the one and only largest selling hair tonic.

995
01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:43,040
- Get to your little pipe organ, Midnight.

996
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,040
You'd better get set too, Squeaky.

997
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,580
Kids, today Midnight and Squeaky

998
01:05:53,580 --> 01:05:56,410
are gonna play a tune we all know.

999
01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,830
Go ahead, Midnight.

1000
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,450
We all like that song.

1001
01:07:51,790 --> 01:07:53,910
And now, Froggy,

1002
01:07:53,910 --> 01:07:57,450
if you wanna know about good things to eat,

1003
01:07:57,450 --> 01:07:59,910
you'd better become visible.

1004
01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:02,660
Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!

1005
01:08:04,290 --> 01:08:05,410
- Hi-ya, kids!

1006
01:08:05,410 --> 01:08:06,950
Hi-ya, hi-ya.

1007
01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:08,660
Hi, Froggy!

1008
01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:12,450
Get set for some fun.

1009
01:08:12,450 --> 01:08:17,450
Because here comes that international Chef Monsieur Bonbon.

1010
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,750
- Merci, merci beaucoup.

1011
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,160
It is so nice to see you today.

1012
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:30,750
But first, I must introduce myself.

1013
01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:33,450
I am Monsieur Bonbon Maitre D

1014
01:08:33,450 --> 01:08:36,620
As you know, maitre D means the head waiter.

1015
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,200
- What are you waiting for?

1016
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,660
- I am not waiting.

1017
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:41,330
I said I am the head waiter

1018
01:08:41,330 --> 01:08:43,950
of the world famous Continental Hotel.

1019
01:08:43,950 --> 01:08:47,200
I want you to know that
I have served royalty.

1020
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,910
- Very badly.
- Most so badly.

1021
01:08:48,910 --> 01:08:51,370
It is a wonder how I did not lose my job.

1022
01:08:51,370 --> 01:08:54,330
Now, when they come into the main dining room,

1023
01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:58,040
everybody, everybody stand up right beside their table

1024
01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,700
and the band plays,

1025
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,620
God save the king.

1026
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:04,080
It was I, Monsieur Bonbon,

1027
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,200
who led them to their own royal table.

1028
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,950
First, I seated the queen.

1029
01:09:07,950 --> 01:09:09,750
I quickly, I pulled the chair.

1030
01:09:10,790 --> 01:09:11,950
- And she fall, boom!

1031
01:09:11,950 --> 01:09:13,040
Right on her...!

1032
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,750
What are you saying?

1033
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:17,410
You crazy bully!

1034
01:09:17,410 --> 01:09:19,160
Oh, do you think it's so funny

1035
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,870
to play a joke on the queen?

1036
01:09:20,870 --> 01:09:22,200
Why such a person would be...

1037
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,040
- A hero.

1038
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,450
- Oui, oui, of course.

1039
01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,500
That is the reason why I did it.

1040
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:28,660
Oh, you are so impossible!

1041
01:09:29,830 --> 01:09:31,250
You are horrible.

1042
01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:36,120
I'm a tub.

1043
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:37,870
I work in the bathroom.

1044
01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,410
My name is Saturday

1045
01:09:39,410 --> 01:09:41,700
'cause that's when I do most of my business.

1046
01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:43,870
6:45, case in point:

1047
01:09:43,870 --> 01:09:46,750
Susie, teenager, late for date,

1048
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,330
can't get in bathroom.

1049
01:09:48,330 --> 01:09:49,700
No time for bath.

1050
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:51,790
Knows there are excuses for skipping bath.

1051
01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:53,540
But no excuse for B.O.

1052
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:54,870
He isn't worried.

1053
01:09:54,870 --> 01:09:56,830
In a moment, you'll see why.

1054
01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,950
Here's why: Lifebuoy.

1055
01:09:58,950 --> 01:10:01,830
But when they took out the medicinal loader in Lifebuoy,

1056
01:10:01,830 --> 01:10:03,580
they put in a remarkable

1057
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:05,620
deodorizing discovery called Puralin

1058
01:10:05,620 --> 01:10:07,700
that protects you from bath to bath,

1059
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,580
from B.O. for as long as three full days.

1060
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:12,750
And that's longer than most of us need

1061
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,120
for Puralin stays with your skin.

1062
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,200
You can't see, feel, or smell it,

1063
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:19,040
but it's there protecting you.

1064
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,200
10:30 PM:
Lifebuoy still protecting her,

1065
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,700
far longer than even highest priced deodorant soaps.

1066
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:28,080
Case closed: These are the facts, ma'am.

1067
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,200
There may be excuses for skipping a bath,

1068
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,040
but no excuse for B.O.

1069
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,410
- Look!

1070
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:57,370
- Eric is dead.

1071
01:10:57,370 --> 01:10:58,370
Do you hear me?

1072
01:11:03,580 --> 01:11:05,000
It's just you and me.

1073
01:11:05,950 --> 01:11:08,540
And we are going to die too.

1074
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,120
- No, no, Paul!

1075
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,750
Keep away from me.

1076
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:14,700
I tried to help you, Paul!

1077
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:02,790
- Must be another hold up somewhere, I guess.

1078
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,620
- Phantoms again, huh?

1079
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:19,410
- Yeah, and they took every cent in the place.

1080
01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:21,160
- And Hickok's away as usual.

1081
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,160
- Well, where he is, he's doing his duty, Mr. Bruce.

1082
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,330
- Well, his duty belongs right here in Abilene,

1083
01:12:25,330 --> 01:12:26,660
protecting our citizens!

1084
01:12:26,660 --> 01:12:28,000
As he's paid to do by the government.

1085
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,580
- Does anybody know where Bill went?

1086
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:31,500
- I saw him riding out of town sometime back

1087
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,370
and he seemed to be in a mighty big hurry.

1088
01:12:33,370 --> 01:12:35,410
- Wherever Mr. Hickok is,
Snake Eyes, I can find him.

1089
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,330
- All right, what do you mean?

1090
01:12:36,330 --> 01:12:39,910
- I can track him down with this here dog.

1091
01:12:39,910 --> 01:12:41,410
- E-OKAY!
- E-OKAY!

1092
01:12:44,410 --> 01:12:46,660
- Why don't you practice on a chicken?

1093
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:50,330
I'm sure Lassie doesn't understand all this.

1094
01:12:51,660 --> 01:12:52,700
- Well, hi, Ms. Miller.

1095
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,450
- Hello, Parky, how's your mother?

1096
01:12:54,450 --> 01:12:56,910
- Well, she's still coughing, but she's better.

1097
01:12:56,910 --> 01:12:58,200
- Oh, that's good.

1098
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,200
Now sweetheart, don't torment this poor dog, so.

1099
01:13:03,830 --> 01:13:04,660
- What's the matter?

1100
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,080
You do something wrong?

1101
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,410
- If you're a kid, you're always doing something wrong.

1102
01:13:08,410 --> 01:13:10,950
Golly, they never want you to learn anything.

1103
01:13:10,950 --> 01:13:13,370
How do they ever expect you to grow up?

1104
01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:15,450
- Steve, let me talk to this little girl.

1105
01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:17,580
Would you stand up, honey?

1106
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:20,000
You look like you're kind of dressed up too.

1107
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,080
What sort of a dress is that?

1108
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,160
- A party dress.

1109
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:24,250
- A party dress?

1110
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:26,750
Oh, I thought it might have been a hoop skirt.

1111
01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:31,950
What is your name?

1112
01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:33,700
- Gaylen Baker.

1113
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:37,040
- Gay Baker, where'd you get that name, Gay?

1114
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,910
- From my daddy and mommy.

1115
01:13:38,910 --> 01:13:41,410
- Well, which part did you get from your daddy?

1116
01:13:41,410 --> 01:13:42,250
- Gay.

1117
01:13:43,370 --> 01:13:45,290
- G-A-Y, that's your daddy's name?

1118
01:13:45,290 --> 01:13:47,160
And then, where would you get the other?

1119
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:49,290
- No, my daddy's name is Jim.

1120
01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:51,620
- Oh, then where'd you get the name Gay, huh?

1121
01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:52,950
- From my daddy!

1122
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,870
It's the organ specialized induction

1123
01:14:04,870 --> 01:14:06,870
of producing new plants.

1124
01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:10,000
The most beautiful moment in the life of plant

1125
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,370
is the opening of the flower.

1126
01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:15,700
Most flowers have an alluring fragrance.

1127
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:26,080
But flowers also have a most practical purpose.

1128
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,160
The flower produces seeds

1129
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,410
and seeds, in turn, produce new plants.

1130
01:14:33,370 --> 01:14:35,200
- Whose idea was this?

1131
01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:40,540
The flower starts as a bud,

1132
01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:43,700
which develops into the mature flower.

1133
01:14:45,330 --> 01:14:48,870
Here is a typical complete flower.

1134
01:14:48,870 --> 01:14:51,950
The male parts of the flower are called-

1135
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,620
- I love this program.

1136
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:05,950
I never miss it.

1137
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:08,950
- Somebody help!

1138
01:16:08,950 --> 01:16:10,080
- Hinsley? Louis?

1139
01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:11,830
- Professor Mullen, come along please.

1140
01:16:11,830 --> 01:16:13,450
- Now, Hinsley, listen now, make sense.

1141
01:16:13,450 --> 01:16:14,540
What's happened?

1142
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,790
- Professor Creel, he's dead!
- His head!

1143
01:16:16,790 --> 01:16:17,950
- What do you mean he's dead?

1144
01:16:17,950 --> 01:16:18,910
- How did he die?

1145
01:16:18,910 --> 01:16:19,750
Come on, speak up.

1146
01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:21,950
What made him die?

1147
01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:23,620
- The bust of Plato.

1148
01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:27,080
- Sure scored a perfect hit.

1149
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:28,910
- Yeah, awful.

1150
01:16:28,910 --> 01:16:30,870
- What's the use of Professor Mullen phoning

1151
01:16:30,870 --> 01:16:32,450
the doctor, Lieutenant?

1152
01:16:32,450 --> 01:16:34,580
- He's calling the medical examiner's office for me.

1153
01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:39,200
Why didn't you call the police when this happened?

1154
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,160
Did Plato always stand up, up there?

1155
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,250
- Yeah, sure, wrap around those other two.

1156
01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,750
- Plato stood right behind the desk.

1157
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:48,080
- Junith, oh, Junith.

1158
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,200
Oh, my poor darling.

1159
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,870
- Please, Mrs. Creel.

1160
01:16:51,870 --> 01:16:53,950
- When Professor Mullen told me in the hallway.

1161
01:16:53,950 --> 01:16:56,120
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Creel.

1162
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:57,330
- What?

1163
01:16:57,330 --> 01:16:59,580
- Oh, oh, it's you.

1164
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:01,080
Lieutenant, what are you...?

1165
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,580
- It's not important.

1166
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:05,500
- I warned Junith about those busts,

1167
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:07,950
but he wouldn't listen to me, he wouldn't.

1168
01:17:07,950 --> 01:17:09,910
I should have insisted.

1169
01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:14,120
I don't suppose there's anything any of us can do now.

1170
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:15,870
- I'm afraid not.

1171
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:19,950
Not until the medical examiner arrives.

1172
01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:21,910
Little Hostess Buffet...

1173
01:17:35,790 --> 01:17:39,450
Yes, it's every little girl's dream!

1174
01:17:39,450 --> 01:17:41,580
You even get dinner plates,

1175
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:44,040
salt and pepper shakers, sherbet glasses,

1176
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:45,790
candlesticks and more!

1177
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,660
By Marx.

1178
01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:54,580
- I don't know what we're supposed

1179
01:17:54,580 --> 01:17:56,040
to be waiting for, Lieutenant Kirby.

1180
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,540
- You must be patient with me, Mrs. Creel.

1181
01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:00,580
- Mrs. Creel's been through enough.

1182
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:02,790
I don't think it's fair for you to impose on her now.

1183
01:18:02,790 --> 01:18:04,830
- Maybe, but I think it's necessary.

1184
01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:07,120
- Well, look, you think you can push people around you?

1185
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:09,790
- Why don't you go and sit down?

1186
01:18:10,950 --> 01:18:14,500
- Johnson, I think we all ought to cooperate

1187
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,950
with the Lieutenant.

1188
01:18:15,950 --> 01:18:18,370
- Yes, Dr. Latham, I'm sorry.

1189
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:23,370
- Hinsley, is the chair in the same position

1190
01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:26,370
that Professor Creel sat when the bust fell?

1191
01:18:26,370 --> 01:18:28,580
- Yes, Lieutenant.

1192
01:18:28,580 --> 01:18:31,700
- Good, but if you just sit and watch,

1193
01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:33,540
eventually you'll see just what happened here

1194
01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,410
a couple of mornings ago,

1195
01:18:35,410 --> 01:18:38,250
how Professor Creel met his death.

1196
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:41,830
- Water!

1197
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,950
- Where it'd come from?

1198
01:18:49,410 --> 01:18:50,330
- Up there.

1199
01:18:52,700 --> 01:18:54,830
- What does that mean?

1200
01:18:54,830 --> 01:18:59,540
- Means that we're almost near the solution of the murder.

1201
01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:00,700
Here it comes.

1202
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:08,120
- Right where the professor sat.

1203
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,750
- Dear Lord.

1204
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:12,370
- That's how the professor met his death.

1205
01:19:12,370 --> 01:19:16,000
Someone placed Plato on the edge of the shelf and froze him.

1206
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,450
- Froze him?

1207
01:19:17,450 --> 01:19:19,120
- With ethyl chloride.

1208
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,500
The bust was placed where it had to fall off.

1209
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:23,500
It was unbalanced.

1210
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,870
The murderer took a cylinder of ethyl chloride

1211
01:19:25,870 --> 01:19:27,580
and sprayed 'em down.

1212
01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:30,540
The ice held Plato until the sun began to shine in.

1213
01:19:30,540 --> 01:19:34,290
The sun's heat mellowed the ice and the bust fell off.

1214
01:19:34,290 --> 01:19:37,410
The murderer knew, of course, that barring accident,

1215
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,660
that Creel would be working at his desk.

1216
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:41,200
- How did you get the idea?

1217
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,080
- There was a wet spot in the dust

1218
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,250
and the professor just had a minor operation.

1219
01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:48,620
- And the doctor froze the part with ethyl chloride.

1220
01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:50,040
- Of course.

1221
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,250
- That's only supposition.

1222
01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:54,120
- Maybe it is,

1223
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,040
if it weren't for this.

1224
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,540
The ethyl chloride container?

1225
01:19:59,540 --> 01:20:01,410
- Yes, the one the murderer used.

1226
01:20:01,410 --> 01:20:04,910
It has his fingerprints all over it.

1227
01:20:04,910 --> 01:20:08,450
Did I leave anything out of my story, Professor Mullen?

1228
01:20:08,450 --> 01:20:09,790
- W-what?

1229
01:20:09,790 --> 01:20:11,040
- You heard me.

1230
01:20:13,410 --> 01:20:14,950
- Yes, I, I did it.

1231
01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:18,500
- But how could you?

1232
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,120
- I had to.

1233
01:20:52,370 --> 01:20:54,450
- Say, will you stop dreaming of Jeanie

1234
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,450
and concentrate on not killing us?

1235
01:20:56,450 --> 01:20:57,750
- Relax, will you?

1236
01:20:57,750 --> 01:20:59,290
You are just as safe with me

1237
01:20:59,290 --> 01:21:03,120
as though you were sitting in your own parlor.

1238
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,580
- Hey, watch where you are going!

1239
01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,250
- Will you stop worrying?

1240
01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,200
You are making me nervous.

1241
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,120
Keep it so.

1242
01:21:16,790 --> 01:21:19,040
- That's the wildest route
I ever had in my life.

1243
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,500
- I got you here, didn't I?

1244
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,120
I've been driving for 20 years.

1245
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,540
Never had an accident.

1246
01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:26,540
- Okay, okay, how much do I owe you?

1247
01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:33,290
- 60 cents.

1248
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:37,540
- Here, and why don't you get yourself a pair of glasses?

1249
01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:40,870
- And why don't you get yourself a pair?

1250
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:58,160
- But I can't believe I've been chosen Queen. I'm afraid!

1251
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,950
- There's nothing to be afraid of, my child.

1252
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,200
As long as you obey the wishes of the king,

1253
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:04,870
you have nothing to fear.

1254
01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:07,620
You are the envy of every maiden in the land.

1255
01:22:07,620 --> 01:22:12,000
But Esther, remember you are not to make it known to anyone

1256
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,160
that you are a Jew.

1257
01:23:26,290 --> 01:23:27,830
- Wasn't that good?

1258
01:23:27,830 --> 01:23:30,660
And now for some more cartoon fun.

1259
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:35,290
Insert to the vagina in this fashion.

1260
01:23:35,290 --> 01:23:37,830
But a tampon will be uncomfortable and irritating

1261
01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:42,040
if the vagina is small or the menstrual flow heavy.

1262
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,200
In these cases,

1263
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:46,830
the external pad is far more satisfactory.

1264
01:23:46,830 --> 01:23:50,120
- I'm sure you think that's funny.

1265
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,120
In the enormity of the West,

1266
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:58,120
there are still vast and virtually unexplored regions,

1267
01:23:58,290 --> 01:23:59,830
bleak and desolate,

1268
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:02,870
where no human ever goes

1269
01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:04,950
and no life is ever seen.

1270
01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:10,660
It is as though the land had been posted by God.

1271
01:24:11,830 --> 01:24:14,620
It is in these lonely areas

1272
01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:17,870
of impenetrable forest and dark shadows

1273
01:24:18,950 --> 01:24:21,790
that the Gila monster still lives.

1274
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:26,500
How large the dreaded Gila monster grows,

1275
01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:27,750
no man can say.

1276
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:03,120
- Sheriff.

1277
01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:04,580
- What's the trouble, Mr. Wheeler?

1278
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:06,330
Pat didn't come home last night.

1279
01:25:06,330 --> 01:25:07,330
- He didn't?

1280
01:25:07,330 --> 01:25:09,160
- No, evidently he was out with Liz Humphreys.

1281
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,700
She didn't come home either.

1282
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,290
- Oh?

1283
01:25:12,290 --> 01:25:14,330
- I want you to find out why

1284
01:25:14,330 --> 01:25:16,950
and don't leave a stone unturned in doing so.

1285
01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:18,660
Do I make myself clear?

1286
01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:21,160
- I understand, Mr. Wheeler.

1287
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:25,410
There weren't any wrecks reported last night.

1288
01:25:25,580 --> 01:25:27,870
Your son Pat, he's about 19, isn't he?

1289
01:25:27,870 --> 01:25:29,620
- That's right.

1290
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:31,950
Just a year older than I was when I got married.

1291
01:25:31,950 --> 01:25:33,950
- You think they eloped?

1292
01:25:33,950 --> 01:25:36,080
He wouldn't dare.

1293
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,750
- I didn't say that.

1294
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,500
But if they were out together all night,

1295
01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,830
you better hope they have.

1296
01:25:40,830 --> 01:25:42,200
- This is a missing person's report

1297
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,290
and I wanna know what you're gonna do about it.

1298
01:25:44,290 --> 01:25:47,910
- Well, I'll send in an APB on both of them and the car.

1299
01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:49,660
I don't think it'll do much good.

1300
01:25:49,660 --> 01:25:51,000
If they went off to get married,

1301
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,500
they'd already be across the state line.

1302
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,450
- Well, if he got married,
I'll ring his neck.

1303
01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:56,950
Now you locate him or I'll have your job.

1304
01:25:56,950 --> 01:25:58,750
- If you want to be the only peace officer

1305
01:25:58,750 --> 01:26:00,700
in 10,000 square miles and 1,000 a road,

1306
01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:02,540
you are welcome to it.

1307
01:26:23,660 --> 01:26:25,290
- Good evening, friends.

1308
01:26:25,290 --> 01:26:27,620
It's E. Eddie Edwards speaking on behalf

1309
01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:30,870
of the fabulous
Judeo-Christian Good Guy Kit.

1310
01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:34,330
And I need no introduction to church going people, no.

1311
01:26:34,330 --> 01:26:36,870
I've been written up four separate times

1312
01:26:36,870 --> 01:26:39,080
in ecclesiastical magazines and they say,

1313
01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:40,660
now hear me please,

1314
01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:43,750
that there can be no real goodness without self-denial,

1315
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:45,410
self-sacrifice, and pain.

1316
01:26:45,410 --> 01:26:46,950
And as you remember,

1317
01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:50,330
we brought you the fabulous
Judeo-Christian Golden rule.

1318
01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:51,950
And millions of you have that

1319
01:26:51,950 --> 01:26:53,580
in the privacy of your own homes.

1320
01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:55,330
And what you do there, friends,

1321
01:26:55,330 --> 01:26:57,080
that's nobody's business but your own.

1322
01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:58,620
And today, we have a fabulous,

1323
01:26:58,620 --> 01:27:00,370
three-piece merchandise offering

1324
01:27:00,370 --> 01:27:02,410
I think you're gonna be very pleased with.

1325
01:27:02,410 --> 01:27:04,830
You've got pain, self-denial, and self-sacrifice

1326
01:27:04,830 --> 01:27:06,330
right here laid out for you.

1327
01:27:06,330 --> 01:27:07,750
Here's what you get.

1328
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:10,950
Item number one, a fabulous set of flesh pinches.

1329
01:27:10,950 --> 01:27:12,870
You see they're awfully designed

1330
01:27:12,870 --> 01:27:14,120
to pinch any part of your body.

1331
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,290
You can use them alone.

1332
01:27:15,290 --> 01:27:16,830
Use it with a friend, a relative, a neighbor.

1333
01:27:16,830 --> 01:27:18,410
Wait a minute, use that with hubby.

1334
01:27:18,410 --> 01:27:19,750
He'll thank you for it

1335
01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:21,250
the longest day you live.

1336
01:27:21,250 --> 01:27:22,620
For a special treat,

1337
01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:23,750
just heat up the edges,

1338
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:24,910
make 'em nice and hot.

1339
01:27:24,910 --> 01:27:26,120
By golly, there's one you like.

1340
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:28,750
Item number two, a fabulous, fabulous whip.

1341
01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:31,830
The same type of whip found all through the Holy Bible.

1342
01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:34,660
And friends have been mentioned 17 separate times,

1343
01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:36,290
and they say there's nothing

1344
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,120
like a good flogging or broaching.

1345
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:39,660
Friends, you'll get used to that item.

1346
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:40,910
And here's the big one.

1347
01:27:40,910 --> 01:27:42,580
Yes, it's stocks and bondage, friends.

1348
01:27:42,580 --> 01:27:44,830
You can have it in a harder softwood,

1349
01:27:44,830 --> 01:27:46,660
darker light wood, mahogany maple, lime oak,

1350
01:27:46,830 --> 01:27:48,700
hog wood cherry, orange, lemon, or lime.

1351
01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:50,790
And for those who write today,

1352
01:27:50,950 --> 01:27:53,330
here's what you're going to get absolutely free.

1353
01:27:53,330 --> 01:27:55,870
We'll call this one free gift number one.

1354
01:27:55,870 --> 01:27:57,410
Isn't that wonderful?

1355
01:27:57,410 --> 01:27:58,700
Say yes, it makes me feel good.

1356
01:27:58,700 --> 01:28:00,450
You see, that's a petition pad friend,

1357
01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:01,790
365 pages thick.

1358
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:05,120
One petition for a worthwhile cause

1359
01:28:05,290 --> 01:28:07,700
every single day of the year.

1360
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:10,250
And for those people who write the first hundred,

1361
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:11,790
I'm going to send you,

1362
01:28:11,790 --> 01:28:14,120
absolutely free of any charge, a special gift:

1363
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:18,040
the wonderful Judeo-Christian
Brotherhood poster.

1364
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:21,370
And friends, brotherhood is a great Christian ethic.

1365
01:28:21,370 --> 01:28:24,160
Now friends, this is almost as good as having a darkie

1366
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,910
for a friend or a companion,

1367
01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:28,500
except this poster will never riot, break, or burn.

1368
01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,540
And by golly, he'll never marry your sister, no.

1369
01:28:31,540 --> 01:28:35,660
Now friends, ordinarily, you'd expect to spend

1370
01:28:35,660 --> 01:28:38,830
$19.95 for this fabulous three-piece set.

1371
01:28:40,870 --> 01:28:42,500
That's worth every penny of it,

1372
01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:43,830
now hear me please.

1373
01:28:43,830 --> 01:28:47,160
We're going to take that $19.95 price today.

1374
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,080
We're going to leave it aside.

1375
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,700
We're going to throw it out the window.

1376
01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:54,330
We're going to charge you a special price, not of $19.95,

1377
01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:55,330
but of $39.95

1378
01:28:56,870 --> 01:29:01,370
because it's better to give more than you receive.

1379
01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:03,410
And now, friends, while we're going to flash

1380
01:29:03,410 --> 01:29:05,870
those telephone numbers on the screen

1381
01:29:05,870 --> 01:29:07,540
where you can place your orders,

1382
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:09,410
but before we do that,
I'd like you to watch

1383
01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:11,580
and see what's going to happen to you when you buy

1384
01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:15,620
the fabulous Judeo-Christian
Good Guy kit, watch.

1385
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,580
More than 1900 years ago,

1386
01:30:30,580 --> 01:30:32,500
on the hill called Golgotha,

1387
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:34,410
there stood three crosses,

1388
01:30:34,410 --> 01:30:36,250
symbols of the terrible tragedy

1389
01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:39,410
which had taken place on that spring day.

1390
01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,580
The Son of Man still hung limply

1391
01:30:41,580 --> 01:30:45,120
from the nails that pierced his hands and feet.

1392
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:47,870
The Savior of the world was dead.

1393
01:30:49,910 --> 01:30:51,450
And in Jerusalem,

1394
01:30:51,450 --> 01:30:52,830
in the Hall of Judgment

1395
01:30:52,830 --> 01:30:54,870
where Jesus' crucifixion had been decided,

1396
01:30:54,870 --> 01:30:58,330
Joseph of Arimathea, one of Jesus' secret followers,

1397
01:30:58,330 --> 01:30:59,950
had overcome his fears

1398
01:30:59,950 --> 01:31:03,500
and had come to Pilate to ask for the body of the master,

1399
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:06,160
that he might give it honorable burial.

1400
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:09,290
- I see no reason for not granting a request, Joseph.

1401
01:31:09,290 --> 01:31:14,200
But the law requires that
I must know Jesus is dead.

1402
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:18,830
Have the officer in charge of the crucifixion sent to me.

1403
01:31:18,830 --> 01:31:21,120
- But I was there, Excellency.

1404
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,450
I saw Jesus die.

1405
01:31:22,450 --> 01:31:24,830
- I do not doubt your honesty, Joseph,

1406
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:28,290
but I must know from the officer himself.

1407
01:31:35,950 --> 01:31:37,910
You are in charge of the crucifixion?

1408
01:31:37,910 --> 01:31:39,290
- I was, your Excellency.

1409
01:31:39,290 --> 01:31:40,750
- Did you complete your task?

1410
01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:41,790
- I did.

1411
01:31:41,790 --> 01:31:43,040
- Then, He is dead?

1412
01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:44,250
- Yes.

1413
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:47,660
- Jesus of Nazareth, you are sure of Him?

1414
01:31:50,370 --> 01:31:53,370
- I will always be sure of Him, sir.

1415
01:31:54,410 --> 01:31:56,330
- What do you mean by that?

1416
01:31:56,330 --> 01:31:58,540
He is dead, is He not?

1417
01:31:58,540 --> 01:31:59,620
- He is, sir.

1418
01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:03,370
But truly, He was the Son of God.

1419
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:20,540
- Your request is granted.

1420
01:32:20,540 --> 01:32:23,120
You may take the body of Jesus.

1421
01:32:35,290 --> 01:32:37,290
After taking down the body of Jesus

1422
01:32:37,290 --> 01:32:40,950
from the cross, Joseph of
Arimathea and Nicodemus,

1423
01:32:40,950 --> 01:32:42,910
another of the Master's followers,

1424
01:32:42,910 --> 01:32:44,370
brought it into a new tomb

1425
01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:47,830
in a garden not far from the sight of the crucifixion.

1426
01:32:47,830 --> 01:32:50,500
There they tenderly wrapped the body of their Master

1427
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:52,080
in linen and spices,

1428
01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,580
as was the custom of the time.

1429
01:32:56,750 --> 01:33:01,500
As the hour for the beginning of the Sabbath drew near...

1430
01:33:04,580 --> 01:33:07,160
- Zamba, Zamba! He'll kill you.

1431
01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:10,200
He doesn't like anybody but me.

1432
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:12,330
He kills everybody else.

1433
01:33:12,330 --> 01:33:14,410
Come on, Mommy, hurry, hurry!

1434
01:33:14,410 --> 01:33:17,000
- Tara, come down here quickly.

1435
01:33:19,290 --> 01:33:21,790
- Go, Mommy, he won't hurt me.

1436
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:32,200
Go away!

1437
01:33:38,790 --> 01:33:42,700
- No, go away!

1438
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:46,370
No! No! No!

1439
01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:08,200
- I am Tarzan and I have come to remind you

1440
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:11,290
the most important thing in your life is good health.

1441
01:34:11,290 --> 01:34:13,410
Strong, healthy bodies mean a happier

1442
01:34:13,410 --> 01:34:15,450
and more adventure filled life.

1443
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:17,580
As you know, I could not live in the jungle

1444
01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:19,660
unless I followed the rules of good health,

1445
01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:21,040
as you should,

1446
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:23,950
for life in the jungle leads to great adventures.

1447
01:34:23,950 --> 01:34:25,580
What kind of adventures does Tarzan

1448
01:34:25,580 --> 01:34:27,450
have in the wild African jungles?

1449
01:34:27,450 --> 01:34:29,540
See for yourself.

1450
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:38,790
You know them as the Green Berets.

1451
01:34:47,410 --> 01:34:49,620
The whole world knows the fame

1452
01:34:49,620 --> 01:34:51,830
of the Green Berets.

1453
01:34:51,830 --> 01:34:55,870
Now you'll know the kind of men who made the fame.

1454
01:34:58,540 --> 01:35:00,290
Colonel Mike Kirby...

1455
01:35:00,290 --> 01:35:03,790
Each has a story told in the Green Berets.

1456
01:35:30,370 --> 01:35:32,290
- Attention, attention.

1457
01:35:34,750 --> 01:35:36,250
This is Fu Manchu.

1458
01:35:38,830 --> 01:35:42,040
Stand by for an important message.

1459
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,370
- Sock it to me?

1460
01:35:44,950 --> 01:35:47,200
- You are very quiet, professor.

1461
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,450
- Yes, I was thinking.

1462
01:35:49,450 --> 01:35:51,790
I enjoy studying people.

1463
01:35:51,790 --> 01:35:55,080
You know, some people's brains would never be missed.

1464
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:57,160
- I have often thought that.

1465
01:36:24,790 --> 01:36:26,540
- Give me that gun, Johnny.

1466
01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:27,870
- No, I'm gonna kill-

1467
01:36:27,870 --> 01:36:30,700
Oh.

1468
01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:22,160
- Good morning, Mr. And Mrs. American,

1469
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:23,410
all the ships at sea.

1470
01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:25,410
Sociology, quizzes, and sex questionnaires

1471
01:37:25,410 --> 01:37:27,080
are on the docket today at Collins College.

1472
01:37:27,080 --> 01:37:28,950
Midnight parties and midnight moving pictures,

1473
01:37:28,950 --> 01:37:31,370
classified in police files but not in college catalogs,

1474
01:37:31,370 --> 01:37:33,250
are catapulting a little college town

1475
01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:34,660
into the big city headlines.

1476
01:37:34,660 --> 01:37:36,540
The famous newspaper people assigned to this case

1477
01:37:36,540 --> 01:37:38,250
make up a who's who of journalism.

1478
01:37:38,250 --> 01:37:40,120
At 11:00, just two minutes from now,

1479
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:43,200
a trial will begin That may shake American education.

1480
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,040
This case has been likened

1481
01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:46,580
to the celebrated Scopes Monkey Trial

1482
01:37:46,750 --> 01:37:48,540
when the teaching of evolution in the schools

1483
01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:49,660
was being judged.

1484
01:37:49,660 --> 01:37:50,870
Now it is sex on trial.

1485
01:37:50,870 --> 01:37:52,790
And that is a subject which concerns everyone.

1486
01:37:52,790 --> 01:37:55,830
It all started two weeks ago in this small college town

1487
01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:57,750
with a couple parked on Lover's Lane,

1488
01:37:57,750 --> 01:37:59,870
like thousands of other young couples throughout the world

1489
01:37:59,870 --> 01:38:01,790
were doing at that very same moment.

1490
01:38:01,790 --> 01:38:03,080
Little did they know

1491
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:04,870
that they would set off a chain of events

1492
01:38:04,870 --> 01:38:07,160
that would rock the civilized world.

1493
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:19,910
- What's the matter with you?

1494
01:40:19,910 --> 01:40:21,500
- Oh, something's happened to her.

1495
01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:23,120
Something awful happened to her.

1496
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:23,950
- Cut that out.

1497
01:40:23,950 --> 01:40:27,450
Something awful will happen to her after she gets home.

1498
01:40:27,450 --> 01:40:29,700
- She's probably hurt lying somewhere in agony,

1499
01:40:29,700 --> 01:40:31,450
calling for me, oh!

1500
01:40:31,450 --> 01:40:32,870
- I called the hospital.

1501
01:40:32,870 --> 01:40:35,040
If anything happened, we'd have heard it.

1502
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,580
Besides, it's all your fault.

1503
01:40:36,580 --> 01:40:38,040
You let Sally walk all over us,

1504
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:38,910
do anything she wants...

1505
01:40:38,910 --> 01:40:40,290
Get off my pants.

1506
01:40:40,290 --> 01:40:43,200
- Oh! Where are you going?

1507
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:45,000
- Where do you think I'm going?

1508
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,250
Going out and find her.

1509
01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:05,200
- What did you do?

1510
01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:06,830
- That's why I have to be your father!

1511
01:41:06,830 --> 01:41:08,120
You selfless brat!

1512
01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,700
Do you know what your mother's been through?

1513
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:11,200
- I'm glad you didn't suffer.

1514
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:12,410
- You're so!
- Oh!

1515
01:41:12,410 --> 01:41:14,040
- Let me go in and let go!

1516
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:16,700
Now, where have you been till 3:00 in the morning?

1517
01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,950
- I told you I was going out.

1518
01:41:18,950 --> 01:41:20,870
- You complained all afternoon

1519
01:41:20,870 --> 01:41:22,580
that you had so much homework to do.

1520
01:41:22,580 --> 01:41:24,080
You said you'd be up for hours.

1521
01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:25,290
- She's been up for hours.

1522
01:41:25,450 --> 01:41:27,580
A good girl doesn't come home at 3:00 in the morning.

1523
01:41:27,580 --> 01:41:28,950
It's not 3:00.

1524
01:41:28,950 --> 01:41:30,290
- It's quarter of.

1525
01:41:30,290 --> 01:41:32,250
- I called the Grovers, you weren't there.

1526
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:33,750
- Now who have you been with and where did you go?

1527
01:41:33,750 --> 01:41:35,040
- What difference does it make?

1528
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,250
I'm home now.

1529
01:41:36,250 --> 01:41:38,370
Besides, I'm not gonna be shouted at.

1530
01:41:38,370 --> 01:41:40,330
And why did you call the Grovers?

1531
01:41:40,330 --> 01:41:41,870
I thought you might be with Faye,

1532
01:41:41,870 --> 01:41:43,290
you both visit so often.

1533
01:41:43,290 --> 01:41:44,870
- All you did to embarrass me!

1534
01:41:44,870 --> 01:41:47,000
And you promised you wouldn't embarrass me any more

1535
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:48,160
by calling people if I was 5

1536
01:41:48,160 --> 01:41:49,410
or 10 minutes late getting home!

1537
01:41:49,580 --> 01:41:50,370
- 5 or 10 minutes on a school night,

1538
01:41:50,370 --> 01:41:51,750
you're supposed to be home by 10:30.

1539
01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:52,830
And here it is, 3:00!

1540
01:41:52,830 --> 01:41:54,000
I didn't come in at 3:00!

1541
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,950
- Well, a quarter of is just as bad!

1542
01:41:55,950 --> 01:41:57,950
Well, who says that I have to be in at 10:30?

1543
01:41:57,950 --> 01:41:59,500
- If you were living in a college dorm

1544
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:00,790
where you'd be getting disciplined,

1545
01:42:00,790 --> 01:42:02,830
More than you do at home, you'd be in at 10:00!

1546
01:42:02,830 --> 01:42:04,750
- Well, it just happens that I'm living at home.

1547
01:42:04,750 --> 01:42:06,700
Though you do your best to make it into a jail.

1548
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,040
- Oh, I make it into a jail?

1549
01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:10,040
Well, what are your complaints, Miss Prisoner?

1550
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,120
Matching skirts and cashmere sweaters?

1551
01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:13,870
A cell that's more furnished

1552
01:42:13,870 --> 01:42:15,450
than any room in this house?

1553
01:42:15,450 --> 01:42:18,540
A guard who makes your bed and cleans up your daily mess?

1554
01:42:18,540 --> 01:42:20,450
- And even the warden hasn't got the right

1555
01:42:20,450 --> 01:42:21,830
to go snooping in other cells!

1556
01:42:21,830 --> 01:42:23,540
- No? Who's got a better right?

1557
01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:25,700
- Before your screaming broke my eardrums,

1558
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:26,830
I heard you!

1559
01:42:26,830 --> 01:42:28,830
- You said, who's got a better right, correct?

1560
01:42:28,830 --> 01:42:30,910
- I'm gonna make this house really into a jail

1561
01:42:30,910 --> 01:42:33,290
if you don't answer my original question.

1562
01:42:33,290 --> 01:42:35,700
Where were you until 3:00?

1563
01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:37,830
Almost 3:00 this morning?

1564
01:42:37,830 --> 01:42:40,330
Sally, I'm gonna ground you but good if you don't answer me.

1565
01:42:40,500 --> 01:42:43,000
I'll see to it you go to your room after your meals.

1566
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,500
You don't go anywhere on weekends.

1567
01:42:44,500 --> 01:42:46,120
- Mommy, make him leave me alone.

1568
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,950
- You'll go to none of the college affairs.

1569
01:42:47,950 --> 01:42:50,080
And instead of that formal your mother's asking me for,

1570
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:51,540
I'll use some money it would've cost

1571
01:42:51,540 --> 01:42:52,790
to put bars on your windows

1572
01:42:52,950 --> 01:42:54,200
and a time lock on your door.

1573
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:56,450
- Why don't you put me to work in the garden breaking rock?

1574
01:42:56,450 --> 01:42:58,750
It'll make quite a sight for the neighbors.

1575
01:42:58,750 --> 01:43:01,200
- Rather that than some pictures of you in the newspaper

1576
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:02,750
hiding your face from the photographers.

1577
01:43:02,750 --> 01:43:04,620
- Oh, you've mapped a great future for me.

1578
01:43:04,620 --> 01:43:06,370
Thank you very much!

1579
01:43:06,370 --> 01:43:08,700
- Oh, Sally, a person who'd keep you out

1580
01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:11,750
till 3:00 in the morning doesn't deserve to be protected.

1581
01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:15,120
- Well, I didn't wanna stay out this late.

1582
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,410
- Go on.

1583
01:43:16,410 --> 01:43:18,160
- But he didn't want me to go home.

1584
01:43:18,160 --> 01:43:19,290
- Who?

1585
01:43:19,290 --> 01:43:21,160
- Can't we just forget it? I'm upset!

1586
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:23,250
- Upset? Because of us?

1587
01:43:23,250 --> 01:43:24,750
Who are you kidding?

1588
01:43:24,750 --> 01:43:26,410
Now who are you out with?

1589
01:43:26,410 --> 01:43:27,580
Who? Who? Who?

1590
01:43:28,540 --> 01:43:31,950
- I won't tell you a thing when you're shouting like this!

1591
01:43:31,950 --> 01:43:33,370
- Oh, please Ted.

1592
01:43:33,370 --> 01:43:35,290
- Oh, dear offended daughter.

1593
01:43:35,290 --> 01:43:37,830
Dear indulgent wife and mother,

1594
01:43:37,830 --> 01:43:40,830
will it be asking too much to tell this stupid father

1595
01:43:40,830 --> 01:43:43,120
where his daughter has been until 3:00?

1596
01:43:43,120 --> 01:43:44,950
Oh, no, no, no,

1597
01:43:44,950 --> 01:43:47,580
not 3:00 to quarter of 3:00 in the morning?

1598
01:43:47,580 --> 01:43:50,370
Sally, I want an answer and I want it fast.

1599
01:43:50,370 --> 01:43:51,700
- Steve.
- Steve?

1600
01:43:52,660 --> 01:43:54,040
Steve who?

1601
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:55,620
- I guess she doesn't bother

1602
01:43:55,620 --> 01:43:57,250
to get the last names of her pickups.

1603
01:43:57,250 --> 01:43:58,540
- Oh, that's the trouble.

1604
01:43:58,540 --> 01:43:59,830
You are always bugging me.

1605
01:43:59,830 --> 01:44:01,500
I've never been out with a pickup in my life.

1606
01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:03,500
- You talk like a girl who goes for pickups.

1607
01:44:03,500 --> 01:44:05,410
If you talked like a decent human being,

1608
01:44:05,410 --> 01:44:07,370
who was getting an education, instead of a beatnik.

1609
01:44:07,370 --> 01:44:08,750
Now stop sidestepping me

1610
01:44:08,750 --> 01:44:10,330
and tell me where you were!

1611
01:44:10,330 --> 01:44:11,910
Who were you out with?

1612
01:44:11,910 --> 01:44:14,620
- Steve, Steven McInner.

1613
01:44:14,620 --> 01:44:15,830
- Who's he?

1614
01:44:15,830 --> 01:44:18,080
- He teaches principles of sociology.

1615
01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:19,620
- Principles of sociology.

1616
01:44:19,620 --> 01:44:20,750
What are they?

1617
01:44:20,750 --> 01:44:21,950
- It's the study of the origin,

1618
01:44:21,950 --> 01:44:24,160
history and constitution of human society.

1619
01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:25,870
How parents treat their children.

1620
01:44:25,870 --> 01:44:27,450
I thought you went to college.

1621
01:44:27,450 --> 01:44:29,120
- No, I left after one semester

1622
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,700
because I couldn't afford to stay in college.

1623
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:33,910
My inconsiderate parents were too poor.

1624
01:44:33,910 --> 01:44:35,830
So I went to work

1625
01:44:35,830 --> 01:44:38,830
because I had a glorious vision of the future.

1626
01:44:38,830 --> 01:44:40,950
I was gonna give my family advantages

1627
01:44:40,950 --> 01:44:43,200
so they wouldn't be ashamed of me,

1628
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:45,250
for not having studied the principles of sociology

1629
01:44:45,250 --> 01:44:47,410
until almost 3:00 in the morning.

1630
01:44:47,410 --> 01:44:49,540
- Well, he interviewed me.

1631
01:44:49,540 --> 01:44:51,080
I'm part of a survey.

1632
01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:53,410
Interviewed you till 3:00 in the morning?

1633
01:44:53,410 --> 01:44:56,040
- Quarter of, besides we stopped for coffee

1634
01:44:56,200 --> 01:44:57,620
after, and-
- After what?

1635
01:44:57,790 --> 01:44:59,000
- After the interview!

1636
01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:02,000
- And just where was this interview?

1637
01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:06,040
- He pads in a little bungalow out at the lake.

1638
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:08,200
- You went to his place?

1639
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:09,700
- Well, all the kids do.

1640
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:11,870
It's fixed up with books, records,

1641
01:45:11,870 --> 01:45:14,500
low do-it-yourself furniture, wood carvings.

1642
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:17,500
Only I don't really think you can call it carvings naked

1643
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:21,290
because they're savages, aborigines.

1644
01:45:21,290 --> 01:45:23,750
Matt calls them creatures of the prime evil.

1645
01:45:23,750 --> 01:45:25,790
Anyway, it's a real casbah-ville.

1646
01:45:25,790 --> 01:45:27,700
We kids drop over anytime,

1647
01:45:27,700 --> 01:45:29,620
even when he is not there for drinks.

1648
01:45:29,620 --> 01:45:31,620
I mean the non-alcoholic kind,

1649
01:45:31,620 --> 01:45:33,410
which he serves the uninitiated.

1650
01:45:33,410 --> 01:45:35,790
- And what goes on if you're initiated?

1651
01:45:35,790 --> 01:45:38,080
- You'll have to ask someone who has been.

1652
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:39,910
Not me, we just play his records

1653
01:45:39,910 --> 01:45:41,830
and read the books he brought back from Paris.

1654
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:44,080
- I didn't know your French was that good.

1655
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:46,200
- Mommy, they're in English.

1656
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:48,250
Well, don't look so shocked.

1657
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:50,160
They're not as bad as the ones

1658
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:52,080
you've got hidden in the attic.

1659
01:45:52,080 --> 01:45:54,200
Anyway, Steve has questionnaires

1660
01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:55,580
he asked to fill out,

1661
01:45:55,580 --> 01:45:56,750
stuff like that.

1662
01:45:56,750 --> 01:45:58,410
Till 3:00 in the morning?

1663
01:45:58,410 --> 01:46:00,080
- I felt blue.

1664
01:46:00,080 --> 01:46:01,950
I was worried about my grades.

1665
01:46:01,950 --> 01:46:05,870
So I thought I'd get some tips on how to study.

1666
01:46:06,910 --> 01:46:09,500
So I went to his place.

1667
01:46:09,500 --> 01:46:11,870
Well, I thought the other kids would be there.

1668
01:46:11,870 --> 01:46:13,410
No one was.

1669
01:46:13,410 --> 01:46:16,290
About 9:30, I told him
I was ready to cut out.

1670
01:46:16,290 --> 01:46:17,580
- And?

1671
01:46:17,580 --> 01:46:19,370
- I started for the door

1672
01:46:19,370 --> 01:46:21,330
and he was leaning against it.

1673
01:46:21,330 --> 01:46:23,910
- He wouldn't let you leave?

1674
01:46:23,910 --> 01:46:28,870
- He looked at me with his eye suddenly so strange.

1675
01:46:28,870 --> 01:46:32,370
Then, he asked me how much
I believed in science.

1676
01:46:32,370 --> 01:46:36,120
I said a lot, but, but not in mad scientists.

1677
01:46:37,950 --> 01:46:40,200
Oh, Dad, the way he stared,

1678
01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:43,580
I suddenly felt frightened.

1679
01:46:43,580 --> 01:46:45,080
His voice was odd.

1680
01:46:46,620 --> 01:46:49,580
He told me not to be scared that nothing was gonna happen.

1681
01:46:49,580 --> 01:46:52,080
And I remembered your words telling me, Mom.

1682
01:46:52,080 --> 01:46:54,330
If someone ever trapped me,

1683
01:46:54,330 --> 01:46:56,660
I wasn't to look scared or fight or scream,

1684
01:46:56,830 --> 01:46:58,080
but I was to kid them

1685
01:46:58,080 --> 01:47:00,200
and tell 'em how much I enjoyed their company.

1686
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:03,160
After a while, I knew handling it

1687
01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:04,910
would be easy if I kept calm.

1688
01:47:04,910 --> 01:47:07,330
So I went back to a chair, not a sofa.

1689
01:47:07,330 --> 01:47:09,370
That would give him the chance to sit next to me

1690
01:47:09,370 --> 01:47:11,910
and I told him my mind wasn't open, but an empty book.

1691
01:47:11,910 --> 01:47:13,540
- Presence of mind.

1692
01:47:13,540 --> 01:47:15,040
To be able to think fast,

1693
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:17,580
ensure an emergency is awfully important.

1694
01:47:17,580 --> 01:47:18,950
- He wanted to talk

1695
01:47:18,950 --> 01:47:20,660
about a really intimate part of his study.

1696
01:47:20,660 --> 01:47:25,080
He asked what boys and I say to each other on dates,

1697
01:47:25,080 --> 01:47:27,830
if certain words have more meaning than the dictionary,

1698
01:47:27,830 --> 01:47:31,290
gives them words like make out or make time.

1699
01:47:31,290 --> 01:47:34,580
And if some words stimulated me,

1700
01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,410
made me feel things.

1701
01:47:36,410 --> 01:47:38,080
So I kept answering.

1702
01:47:39,330 --> 01:47:41,250
Kidding and laughing

1703
01:47:41,250 --> 01:47:43,450
and made him make a coffee and sandwiches.

1704
01:47:43,450 --> 01:47:45,700
So he'd be thinking of other things.

1705
01:47:45,700 --> 01:47:46,870
He kept talking

1706
01:47:46,870 --> 01:47:49,370
as if it was the most natural thing to talk about.

1707
01:47:49,370 --> 01:47:52,160
The more and more awful things he kept asking me,

1708
01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:56,200
as if I'd ever done any of those things!

1709
01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:58,870
Psoriasis: a heartbreak when you have it

1710
01:47:58,870 --> 01:48:01,660
and don't know what to do about those crusty patches

1711
01:48:01,660 --> 01:48:03,120
on your skin or scalp.

1712
01:48:03,120 --> 01:48:05,580
Heartbreaking too if psoriasis leaves your skin

1713
01:48:05,580 --> 01:48:06,910
rough and scaly.

1714
01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:17,080
- Dave.

1715
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:19,080
Yeah, who is it?

1716
01:48:19,080 --> 01:48:22,660
- Hannigan, light a match, I can't see you.

1717
01:48:43,040 --> 01:48:45,330
- Go ahead, son, try it.

1718
01:48:45,330 --> 01:48:47,620
- I don't want it, Dad.

1719
01:48:47,620 --> 01:48:49,660
- I bought it for you.

1720
01:48:49,660 --> 01:48:51,660
It's expensive, oh Lord.

1721
01:48:55,620 --> 01:48:57,450
- Fred, you're such a good shot.

1722
01:48:57,450 --> 01:48:59,540
He'll just feel inferior.

1723
01:49:03,160 --> 01:49:05,830
Often, people who are sensitive to others

1724
01:49:05,830 --> 01:49:09,080
can be more sensitive to headache pain.

1725
01:49:11,330 --> 01:49:13,120
Bufferin is for these people.

1726
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:16,040
It's strong medicine that treats you gently.

1727
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:17,410
Plain aspirin's fine,

1728
01:49:17,410 --> 01:49:19,370
but Bufferin goes to work much faster,

1729
01:49:19,370 --> 01:49:21,370
yet is gentler to your stomach.

1730
01:49:21,370 --> 01:49:24,830
Because tough problems are tougher on sensitive people,

1731
01:49:24,830 --> 01:49:27,120
we believe the strong medicine you need

1732
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:28,620
should treat you gently.

1733
01:49:28,620 --> 01:49:30,660
Faster, gentler Bufferin.

1734
01:49:30,660 --> 01:49:33,750
Strong medicine for sensitive people.

1735
01:49:36,250 --> 01:49:39,000
- I'll be patient with her, my boy.

1736
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:42,330
And with the right understanding on your part,

1737
01:49:42,500 --> 01:49:46,040
I have high hopes for her eventual recovery.

1738
01:49:48,410 --> 01:49:50,040
Oh, I'll be in town for a few days.

1739
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:52,200
If you need me, just call.

1740
01:50:01,660 --> 01:50:04,750
- Well, my faithful husband, no less.

1741
01:50:05,950 --> 01:50:08,700
You finally decided to come home.

1742
01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:12,950
What's the matter, Harry?

1743
01:50:12,950 --> 01:50:14,910
Couldn't you stay on the suspense any longer?

1744
01:50:14,910 --> 01:50:18,200
Couldn't you wait another minute the psychiatrist's verdict?

1745
01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,120
What did he say, Harry?

1746
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:23,910
Does he think I'm crazy too?

1747
01:50:23,910 --> 01:50:26,790
- No one thinks you are crazy, Nancy.

1748
01:50:26,790 --> 01:50:27,700
- How nice.

1749
01:50:28,580 --> 01:50:29,830
Then, you believe me?

1750
01:50:29,830 --> 01:50:31,500
You believe I saw the satellite?

1751
01:50:31,500 --> 01:50:33,910
- It's not the first time someone has seen a satellite.

1752
01:50:33,910 --> 01:50:36,160
- Right in the road with a giant in it?

1753
01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:38,330
Don't be so condescending.

1754
01:50:39,580 --> 01:50:40,910
- I can't figure it.

1755
01:50:40,910 --> 01:50:42,620
Everybody talks about law and order

1756
01:50:42,620 --> 01:50:45,450
but nobody does anything about it.

1757
01:50:46,540 --> 01:50:48,410
The revolver and the nightstick

1758
01:50:48,410 --> 01:50:51,620
can now be supplemented by a spray called Chemical Mace.

1759
01:50:51,620 --> 01:50:53,370
It renders its victims helpless

1760
01:50:53,370 --> 01:50:55,500
but causes no permanent injury.

1761
01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:58,410
Technical director for the manufacturer, Allan Litman,

1762
01:50:58,410 --> 01:51:00,700
describes how it works.

1763
01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:01,950
- Although the effects

1764
01:51:01,950 --> 01:51:03,910
are really quite superficial,

1765
01:51:03,910 --> 01:51:06,330
the person is very, very concerned with his own wellbeing.

1766
01:51:06,330 --> 01:51:08,250
He feels these effects coming on.

1767
01:51:08,250 --> 01:51:10,700
They're things that he really hasn't experienced before.

1768
01:51:10,700 --> 01:51:13,620
He really is so concerned with his wellbeing

1769
01:51:13,620 --> 01:51:15,330
that he completely loses interest

1770
01:51:15,330 --> 01:51:17,500
in the attack or what he was doing

1771
01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:19,950
that perpetrated the use of the Chemical Mace on him.

1772
01:51:19,950 --> 01:51:22,620
To demonstrate, we asked a volunteer

1773
01:51:22,620 --> 01:51:26,750
to undergo the actual experience of being subdued by Mace.

1774
01:51:26,750 --> 01:51:28,370
This man is not an actor.

1775
01:51:28,370 --> 01:51:30,160
What you will see and hear in a moment

1776
01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:33,290
are his unrehearsed reactions when the officer squirts

1777
01:51:33,290 --> 01:51:36,330
the real disabling mixture in his face.

1778
01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,500
- What's the matter, pal?

1779
01:51:40,450 --> 01:51:44,080
- He doesn't like something around here.

1780
01:51:44,080 --> 01:51:45,580
- Oh, my eyes!

1781
01:51:45,580 --> 01:51:47,250
My eyes are burning.

1782
01:51:48,160 --> 01:51:50,580
Face feels like it's on fire.

1783
01:51:55,790 --> 01:51:57,120
I can't breathe.

1784
01:52:06,160 --> 01:52:07,660
I'm feeling dizzy.

1785
01:52:10,750 --> 01:52:11,580
Oh, oh...

1786
01:52:19,250 --> 01:52:20,160
Stop, stop.

1787
01:52:23,950 --> 01:52:27,870
David a slight recovery.

1788
01:52:29,870 --> 01:52:32,870
- Oh, it's starting to wear off now.

1789
01:52:33,870 --> 01:52:35,750
I still can't see.

1790
01:52:35,750 --> 01:52:37,910
Will recover 15 to 20 minutes

1791
01:52:37,910 --> 01:52:39,450
after an application of Mace,

1792
01:52:39,450 --> 01:52:42,830
and illustrates why many US police departments favor it.

1793
01:52:42,830 --> 01:52:44,660
Could this be a weapon

1794
01:52:44,660 --> 01:52:46,200
in helping police departments to fight

1795
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:47,700
some of the legal restrictions

1796
01:52:47,700 --> 01:52:50,330
that have lately been put against them by the court?

1797
01:52:50,330 --> 01:52:52,080
- Very definitely.

1798
01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:55,450
We here have little agreement with those police chiefs

1799
01:52:55,450 --> 01:52:58,080
who have responded to the problem of the court decisions

1800
01:52:58,080 --> 01:53:00,250
merely by wringing their hands

1801
01:53:00,250 --> 01:53:03,200
and moaning about the police being handcuffed.

1802
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:06,660
We feel, with considerable conviction behind it,

1803
01:53:06,660 --> 01:53:09,120
that the effect of the court decisions

1804
01:53:09,120 --> 01:53:12,040
in making post-crime detection work more difficult

1805
01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:14,830
is really one of offering the police a challenge

1806
01:53:14,830 --> 01:53:17,870
to carry out their patrol work more effectively,

1807
01:53:17,870 --> 01:53:19,790
a challenge which can be met

1808
01:53:19,790 --> 01:53:21,500
with the aid of American technology.

1809
01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:25,580
And a very good example is this kind of a defensive weapon.

1810
01:53:25,580 --> 01:53:28,830
- Why is this horrible thing happening?

1811
01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:32,700
I've searched everywhere for the answer

1812
01:53:32,700 --> 01:53:34,370
and I can't find it.

1813
01:53:35,450 --> 01:53:38,790
All night, I, I lie awake thinking, why?

1814
01:53:40,250 --> 01:53:43,330
Why? Why? Why does it have to happen?

1815
01:53:46,120 --> 01:53:48,290
Well, you have to tell me.

1816
01:53:49,830 --> 01:53:52,500
- I wish I knew, Carol.

1817
01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:53,660
I wish I knew.

1818
01:53:58,290 --> 01:53:59,580
- Hi, you know,

1819
01:53:59,580 --> 01:54:01,120
if you ask any smoker,

1820
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:03,120
what do you want most out of a cigarette?

1821
01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:05,870
You'll get the answer in one beautiful word.

1822
01:54:05,870 --> 01:54:08,580
Wait a minute, let's ask.

1823
01:54:08,580 --> 01:54:10,450
Excuse me, sir, would you mind telling me,

1824
01:54:10,450 --> 01:54:12,830
what do you want most out of that cigarette you're smoking?

1825
01:54:12,830 --> 01:54:14,830
- My pleasure, of course.

1826
01:54:14,830 --> 01:54:16,290
- You did say pleasure.

1827
01:54:16,290 --> 01:54:17,700
- That's what I said, pleasure.

1828
01:54:17,700 --> 01:54:19,410
- Thank you very much.
- Not at all.

1829
01:54:19,410 --> 01:54:20,830
- Well, there you have it.

1830
01:54:20,830 --> 01:54:22,660
The beautiful word, the big promise

1831
01:54:22,660 --> 01:54:25,370
every cigarette makes to all smokers: pleasure.

1832
01:54:25,370 --> 01:54:27,080
Now I'm gonna tell you something

1833
01:54:27,080 --> 01:54:28,500
you may or may not believe.

1834
01:54:28,500 --> 01:54:29,790
It happens to be effect.

1835
01:54:29,790 --> 01:54:32,910
And here it is, plain and simple.

1836
01:54:32,910 --> 01:54:35,910
- Every known study by psychologists and psychiatrists

1837
01:54:35,910 --> 01:54:38,500
has proven that pornography

1838
01:54:38,500 --> 01:54:42,290
is in no way harmful to the adult public.

1839
01:54:42,290 --> 01:54:44,540
- That fact has been proved

1840
01:54:44,540 --> 01:54:47,290
by the best qualified authorities in the world,

1841
01:54:47,290 --> 01:54:49,910
outstanding nose and throat specialists.

1842
01:54:49,910 --> 01:54:51,580
So if it's pleasure you want,

1843
01:54:51,580 --> 01:54:53,660
just remember in Philip Morris,

1844
01:54:53,660 --> 01:54:57,000
it's not just a promise, it's a reality.

1845
01:54:58,830 --> 01:55:00,910
- Call for Philip Morris!

1846
01:55:04,290 --> 01:55:07,620
- Kid, are you trying to be deliberately dumb?

1847
01:55:07,620 --> 01:55:11,580
Walt Disney's "Pinocchio" is coming soon.

1848
01:55:11,580 --> 01:55:14,830
Yes, Pinocchio, you saw him in a few scenes tonight.

1849
01:55:14,830 --> 01:55:18,330
And soon, all of Pinocchio's wonderful adventures

1850
01:55:18,330 --> 01:55:20,950
and beloved cartoon characters

1851
01:55:20,950 --> 01:55:23,080
will come to a theater near you.

1852
01:55:23,080 --> 01:55:26,370
Figaro, Honest John and Gideon,

1853
01:55:26,370 --> 01:55:28,660
Jiminy Cricket, and...

1854
01:55:28,660 --> 01:55:32,250
Elsa
Martinelli as the Whip Girl.

1855
01:55:32,250 --> 01:55:34,660
Anthony Quinn as Kublai Khan.

1856
01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:38,910
Christopher Lee, Peter Lorre,

1857
01:55:39,790 --> 01:55:42,290
Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone.

1858
01:57:37,950 --> 01:57:39,200
Yeah!

1859
01:57:46,370 --> 01:57:48,370
- Poor Smiley, you know something?

1860
01:57:48,370 --> 01:57:50,450
I think you're real gone.

1861
01:57:50,450 --> 01:57:51,950
Hey, where's Gina?

1862
01:57:52,950 --> 01:57:54,540
- She's over there.

1863
01:57:57,120 --> 01:57:59,290
- You've been everywhere.

1864
01:57:59,290 --> 01:58:01,120
All I do is work here with my mother

1865
01:58:01,120 --> 01:58:03,580
and stick around this burg.

1866
01:58:03,580 --> 01:58:07,370
- In Chicago, man, that's a swinging town.

1867
01:58:07,370 --> 01:58:09,620
Lots of action in the loop.

1868
01:58:10,500 --> 01:58:12,370
That's really something.

1869
01:58:12,370 --> 01:58:16,660
You ever been to a big league ball game, baby?

1870
01:58:16,660 --> 01:58:17,500
- Mm-mm.

1871
01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:19,950
- It's the most.

1872
01:58:19,950 --> 01:58:21,330
The majors are tops.

1873
01:58:21,330 --> 01:58:24,700
Being on top's the most important thing in the world

1874
01:58:24,700 --> 01:58:28,250
'cause there's nobody that can kick you in the teeth.

1875
01:58:28,250 --> 01:58:30,080
- Why'd you say that?

1876
01:58:30,080 --> 01:58:32,620
- 'Cause I know what it's like.

1877
01:58:32,620 --> 01:58:34,700
I was in an orphanage.

1878
01:58:34,700 --> 01:58:37,250
There was this big guy named Robbie.

1879
01:58:37,250 --> 01:58:39,040
He had two guys hold me down

1880
01:58:39,040 --> 01:58:41,080
and he kicked me in the ribs and in the face

1881
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:43,000
'cause I hid some cigarettes,

1882
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:44,790
I wouldn't give them any.

1883
01:58:44,790 --> 01:58:47,370
They beat me till I passed out.

1884
01:58:47,370 --> 01:58:50,000
Robbie said I fell down the stairs.

1885
01:58:50,000 --> 01:58:51,660
The super was scared of him.

1886
01:58:51,660 --> 01:58:53,580
So he went along with this story.

1887
01:58:53,580 --> 01:58:56,370
That's the last time I was on the bottom.

1888
01:58:56,370 --> 01:58:58,700
I give the licks now.

1889
01:58:58,870 --> 01:59:01,450
- I like you, Nick Barrow.

1890
01:59:01,450 --> 01:59:05,370
You are different from the boys here in Fairhill.

1891
01:59:05,370 --> 01:59:06,910
You've seen so much.

1892
01:59:06,910 --> 01:59:08,750
You know so much more.

1893
01:59:09,910 --> 01:59:12,410
I'm gonna leave here someday

1894
01:59:12,410 --> 01:59:14,120
and see those big cities,

1895
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:15,410
tour of the town,

1896
01:59:15,410 --> 01:59:17,040
have money to spend in,

1897
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:18,200
and a big car.

1898
01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:22,580
- victor Shannon.

1899
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:39,540
- Well, Shannon, I guess you just can't take it.

1900
01:59:39,540 --> 01:59:41,620
You better go over and sit with the water boy.

1901
01:59:41,620 --> 01:59:44,580
All right, boys, try number 42.

1902
01:59:44,580 --> 01:59:46,200
- Someday, he'll go to Vassar,

1903
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:50,290
but I don't even think he'll make the team there.

1904
01:59:57,910 --> 02:00:01,000
- I think a lot of this is my own fault.

1905
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:03,160
When Austin's mother died,

1906
02:00:03,160 --> 02:00:05,370
I should have given him more of myself

1907
02:00:05,370 --> 02:00:07,620
instead of turning him over to the petticoat influences

1908
02:00:07,620 --> 02:00:10,410
of nurses and governesses.

1909
02:00:10,410 --> 02:00:13,500
- I'm afraid that's all water under the bridge.

1910
02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:15,700
From now on, it's your duty to give Austin

1911
02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:18,540
much more of your personal time.

1912
02:00:18,540 --> 02:00:20,410
- What's happened to that old adage,

1913
02:00:20,410 --> 02:00:22,160
"Like father, like son?"

1914
02:00:22,160 --> 02:00:24,450
When I was Austin's age,

1915
02:00:24,450 --> 02:00:26,830
I never ran away from a fight.

1916
02:00:26,830 --> 02:00:30,200
- Well, very often, the boy takes on the mother's qualities.

1917
02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:32,450
- Perhaps, but I'm stumped.

1918
02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:35,910
I thought I was going to get one kick after another

1919
02:00:35,910 --> 02:00:37,700
watching him grow up.

1920
02:00:37,870 --> 02:00:40,410
My business would present my problems,

1921
02:00:40,410 --> 02:00:43,790
but Austin would be my relaxation.

1922
02:01:00,000 --> 02:01:02,500
Remember all worn out Halo Shampoo?

1923
02:01:02,500 --> 02:01:03,950
Well, we fixed it.

1924
02:01:14,540 --> 02:01:16,620
- Mr. Charles Swanson, please.

1925
02:01:16,620 --> 02:01:18,410
- I'm Charles Swanson.

1926
02:01:18,410 --> 02:01:20,580
- My name is Michael
Anthony and I won't be long.

1927
02:01:20,580 --> 02:01:22,250
May I come in?

1928
02:01:22,250 --> 02:01:24,000
- Oh sure, certainly.

1929
02:01:27,790 --> 02:01:30,040
This is my wife, Valerie Janine,

1930
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:31,120
my wife, Val.

1931
02:01:32,540 --> 02:01:34,700
- I'm happy to know you, Mrs. Swanson.

1932
02:01:34,700 --> 02:01:36,580
You see, I have something for your husband

1933
02:01:36,580 --> 02:01:39,250
that he can't tell anybody about except his wife.

1934
02:01:39,250 --> 02:01:40,910
And since you are here,

1935
02:01:40,910 --> 02:01:42,540
there's no reason why the two of you

1936
02:01:42,540 --> 02:01:44,790
shouldn't hear the news at the same time.

1937
02:01:44,790 --> 02:01:46,040
- Good news?

1938
02:01:46,040 --> 02:01:47,120
- I think so.

1939
02:01:53,910 --> 02:01:56,200
- It's a check for a million dollars.

1940
02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:57,950
- It's a cashier's check as you see.

1941
02:01:57,950 --> 02:01:59,660
All yours, no strings,

1942
02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:01,870
and entirely tax-free.

1943
02:02:01,870 --> 02:02:04,000
There is, however, a stipulation.

1944
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:05,910
You must sign this paper

1945
02:02:05,910 --> 02:02:07,950
agreeing never to reveal to anyone

1946
02:02:07,950 --> 02:02:10,330
the exact amount of the money you have just received.

1947
02:02:10,330 --> 02:02:13,200
If you do, whatever money or tangible assets

1948
02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:18,200
you may have left will be reclaimed on behalf of the donor.

1949
02:02:18,450 --> 02:02:21,450
- Sure, sure, but who gave it to us?

1950
02:02:22,370 --> 02:02:24,540
- I can't tell you that.

1951
02:02:24,540 --> 02:02:27,950
The donor specifically requires absolute anonymity.

1952
02:02:27,950 --> 02:02:30,540
You will never learn who he is.

1953
02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,540
- I don't believe this.

1954
02:02:33,540 --> 02:02:35,080
Oh, I can't believe it.

1955
02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:36,330
It is impossible.

1956
02:02:36,330 --> 02:02:38,870
Things like this just don't happen.

1957
02:02:38,870 --> 02:02:42,950
And now this, a check for a million dollars,

1958
02:02:42,950 --> 02:02:44,950
what did I ever do to deserve it?

1959
02:02:44,950 --> 02:02:48,160
And Val, you can stand... she's fainted.

1960
02:02:51,500 --> 02:02:53,160
Val, honey, wake up.

1961
02:02:58,500 --> 02:03:00,080
- A million dollars.

1962
02:03:01,120 --> 02:03:03,910
- And that's the story of Lucky Swanson

1963
02:03:03,910 --> 02:03:06,330
and his million dollars.

1964
02:03:06,330 --> 02:03:07,580
I'll be back in a moment

1965
02:03:07,580 --> 02:03:11,700
to tell you about next week's millionaire.

1966
02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:13,370
Symphonies Under the Stars

1967
02:03:13,370 --> 02:03:14,500
of the Hollywood Bowl

1968
02:03:14,500 --> 02:03:16,500
always attract screen celebrities.

1969
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:18,330
Here arriving for tonight's concert

1970
02:03:18,330 --> 02:03:21,700
is glamorous movie star Jeanne Crain.

1971
02:03:21,700 --> 02:03:23,620
- You never know when you'll have your picture

1972
02:03:23,620 --> 02:03:24,910
taken in Hollywood.

1973
02:03:24,910 --> 02:03:27,370
So naturally, whenever I go out in the evenings,

1974
02:03:27,370 --> 02:03:29,040
I try to look my best.

1975
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:30,910
And to make sure my hair shines,

1976
02:03:30,910 --> 02:03:33,410
I depend on Lustre-Creme Shampoo.

1977
02:03:33,410 --> 02:03:35,250
It never dries your hair.

1978
02:03:35,250 --> 02:03:36,330
It beautifies it.

1979
02:03:36,330 --> 02:03:37,660
You'll love it too.

1980
02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:40,040
Lanolin-blessed
Lustre-Creme Shampoo

1981
02:03:40,040 --> 02:03:42,950
makes rich lather even in hardest water,

1982
02:03:42,950 --> 02:03:46,540
leaves your hair shining eager to curl.

1983
02:03:46,540 --> 02:03:49,620
That's why it's Hollywood's favorite.

1984
02:03:49,620 --> 02:03:52,290
Why four out of five top
Hollywood movie stars

1985
02:03:52,290 --> 02:03:54,450
use Lustre-Creme Shampoo.

1986
02:03:54,450 --> 02:03:55,870
How about you?

1987
02:03:55,870 --> 02:03:58,580
Choose the cream or new lotion form.

1988
02:04:03,200 --> 02:04:04,040
See Jeanne Crain

1989
02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:06,160
starring in "The Second Greatest Sex,"

1990
02:04:06,330 --> 02:04:08,450
A Universal International picture.

1991
02:04:08,450 --> 02:04:11,450
Print by Technicolor in CinemaScope.

1992
02:04:14,660 --> 02:04:17,950
- Next week, I'll tell you the story of Jane Costello

1993
02:04:17,950 --> 02:04:22,250
and how a million dollars affected her life.

1994
02:04:22,250 --> 02:04:24,580
- Dan, Dan, if they find us,

1995
02:04:25,540 --> 02:04:27,330
they can have the marriage annulled.

1996
02:04:27,330 --> 02:04:28,660
They can find us.

1997
02:04:28,660 --> 02:04:30,080
Mama's got so much money,

1998
02:04:30,080 --> 02:04:31,620
she can hire private detectives

1999
02:04:31,620 --> 02:04:33,290
and our pictures will be all over the papers.

2000
02:04:33,450 --> 02:04:36,500
- We're not going to let them find us.

2001
02:04:37,790 --> 02:04:39,790
We'll go away, far away.

2002
02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:45,870
- See you next week with the story of another millionaire.

2003
02:04:48,450 --> 02:04:50,450
This is the CBS television-

2004
02:04:50,450 --> 02:04:51,700
Oh, goddamn it.

2005
02:05:25,830 --> 02:05:27,500
- Oh, just a minute.

2006
02:05:30,080 --> 02:05:32,200
Sorry about the door being locked.

2007
02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:33,750
Do you wanna see me?

2008
02:05:33,750 --> 02:05:35,450
if you're Steven McKenna, yes.

2009
02:05:35,450 --> 02:05:37,200
- Yes, I am, come in.

2010
02:05:38,370 --> 02:05:41,040
- They're too big for me.

2011
02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:42,160
- That's all right, come in.

2012
02:05:42,160 --> 02:05:43,330
This is Ms. Laslow.

2013
02:05:43,330 --> 02:05:44,870
She's one of our exchange students.

2014
02:05:44,870 --> 02:05:45,910
- How do you do?

2015
02:05:45,910 --> 02:05:48,120
- I'm Ted Blake, the father of one of your students.

2016
02:05:48,120 --> 02:05:50,910
- Well, I guess, this is going to be too adult for me.

2017
02:05:50,910 --> 02:05:53,160
- Well, thanks very much for filling out the questionnaire.

2018
02:05:53,160 --> 02:05:54,910
- Even though I didn't know all the answers?

2019
02:05:54,910 --> 02:05:56,160
- All right.

2020
02:05:56,160 --> 02:05:58,040
- College and co-eds have certainly changed since my day.

2021
02:05:58,040 --> 02:05:59,290
- Oh yes, indeed.

2022
02:05:59,290 --> 02:06:00,410
Customs do change.

2023
02:06:00,410 --> 02:06:01,950
Not as formal as in your day or mine.

2024
02:06:01,950 --> 02:06:04,450
But I suppose the basic purposes, drivers,

2025
02:06:04,450 --> 02:06:06,540
and instincts are very much the same.

2026
02:06:06,540 --> 02:06:08,620
- Our classes weren't conducted in this manner.

2027
02:06:08,620 --> 02:06:10,120
- Oh, you mean Ms. Laslow

2028
02:06:10,120 --> 02:06:12,160
sitting on my desk and the door locked?

2029
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:15,250
I guess some men have been hanged for less.

2030
02:06:15,250 --> 02:06:17,200
- Or for more.

2031
02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:18,750
- Let's see now.

2032
02:06:18,750 --> 02:06:21,040
You are Sally Blake's father, are you?

2033
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:22,200
- That's right.

2034
02:06:22,200 --> 02:06:25,120
- Uh-huh, well, Sally's grade is a C.

2035
02:06:25,120 --> 02:06:27,370
But I'm sure she can do much better.

2036
02:06:27,370 --> 02:06:30,830
How? By keeping her out till 4:00 in the morning

2037
02:06:30,830 --> 02:06:32,250
instead of just 3:00?

2038
02:06:32,250 --> 02:06:33,830
- I'm sorry, I don't follow you.

2039
02:06:33,830 --> 02:06:34,950
- You mean to tell me

2040
02:06:34,950 --> 02:06:36,910
you don't have extracurricular contact with my daughter?

2041
02:06:36,910 --> 02:06:38,040
- Yes, of course.

2042
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:40,120
She's one of the girls helping with my research project.

2043
02:06:40,120 --> 02:06:43,410
- Oh, that's what you call it nowadays, huh?

2044
02:06:43,410 --> 02:06:44,750
Well, tell me something

2045
02:06:44,750 --> 02:06:47,250
about this so-called research project of yours.

2046
02:06:47,250 --> 02:06:49,620
- Well, to put it simply, it's a social study

2047
02:06:49,620 --> 02:06:51,790
of college-aged youngsters

2048
02:06:51,790 --> 02:06:54,080
and their reactions to a mechanistic environment

2049
02:06:54,080 --> 02:06:56,080
that's poised with one foot in space

2050
02:06:56,080 --> 02:06:58,790
and the other on the brink of nuclear destruction.

2051
02:06:58,950 --> 02:07:00,790
- Social habits?
- Yes.

2052
02:07:00,790 --> 02:07:03,620
- Aren't you more interested in their sex habits?

2053
02:07:03,620 --> 02:07:05,580
- Well, if you want a blunt answer

2054
02:07:05,580 --> 02:07:07,290
to your blunt question, yes,

2055
02:07:07,290 --> 02:07:08,660
those and other habits.

2056
02:07:08,660 --> 02:07:10,040
- So you admit it.

2057
02:07:10,040 --> 02:07:11,750
You admit that you're indoctrinating young girls

2058
02:07:11,750 --> 02:07:13,160
in sex practices?

2059
02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:14,200
- Just a minute.

2060
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:16,200
I'm not indoctrinating young girls into any practices.

2061
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:19,160
This is a survey, a purposeful survey,

2062
02:07:19,160 --> 02:07:21,580
that'll be very helpful to society

2063
02:07:21,750 --> 02:07:23,660
and I don't like what you imply.

2064
02:07:23,660 --> 02:07:24,950
- I'm implying nothing.

2065
02:07:24,950 --> 02:07:26,250
I'm accusing you.

2066
02:07:26,250 --> 02:07:27,870
This so-called survey of yours,

2067
02:07:27,870 --> 02:07:29,870
isn't it some kind of Kinsey report?

2068
02:07:29,870 --> 02:07:31,120
Does the college know about it?

2069
02:07:31,120 --> 02:07:32,540
- Certainly, the college is entirely familiar

2070
02:07:32,540 --> 02:07:33,410
with what I'm doing.

2071
02:07:33,410 --> 02:07:34,500
What are you talking about?

2072
02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:36,620
The survey covers every aspect of social activity.

2073
02:07:36,620 --> 02:07:38,160
For example, a part religion plays

2074
02:07:38,160 --> 02:07:39,870
in the thinking of these young people.

2075
02:07:39,870 --> 02:07:41,450
Are you aware of the fact

2076
02:07:41,450 --> 02:07:42,750
that there are certain religious groups

2077
02:07:42,750 --> 02:07:44,250
that have a sex incident before marriage,

2078
02:07:44,250 --> 02:07:45,540
that's just one third of norm?

2079
02:07:45,540 --> 02:07:47,250
I assume you'd approve of that.

2080
02:07:47,250 --> 02:07:50,290
So you see, you can't hide sex under rocks or ignore it.

2081
02:07:50,290 --> 02:07:53,450
Hasn't Sally ever explained this thing to you?

2082
02:07:53,450 --> 02:07:55,200
- The first I heard of this project

2083
02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:57,910
was about 3:00 this morning when you brought her home.

2084
02:07:57,910 --> 02:08:00,040
- When I brought her home?

2085
02:08:00,040 --> 02:08:02,200
- And took off like a hot rodder.

2086
02:08:02,370 --> 02:08:06,410
- You are making a big mistake, Mr. Blake.

2087
02:08:06,410 --> 02:08:09,120
- Good afternoon, I am Howard K. Smith.

2088
02:08:09,120 --> 02:08:11,910
The program behind the news usually seen at this time

2089
02:08:11,910 --> 02:08:13,370
is postponed today

2090
02:08:13,370 --> 02:08:16,450
in favor of the special
CBS news report to follow.

2091
02:08:33,370 --> 02:08:35,290
- Question here!
- Question here!

2092
02:08:35,290 --> 02:08:36,870
- Go ahead.

2093
02:08:36,870 --> 02:08:39,160
Cut that crap out.

2094
02:08:39,160 --> 02:08:41,250
- Cut that crap out!
- Cut that crap out!

2095
02:08:41,250 --> 02:08:42,830
- Hey Murray!

2096
02:08:42,830 --> 02:08:44,700
Is that a question?

2097
02:08:44,700 --> 02:08:45,950
- You guys are nothing

2098
02:08:45,950 --> 02:08:48,080
but a bunch of British Elvis Presleys.

2099
02:08:48,080 --> 02:08:49,910
- You must be blind.
- It's not true,

2100
02:08:49,910 --> 02:08:51,330
it's not true.

2101
02:08:56,450 --> 02:08:58,160
Welcome, Elvis.

2102
02:08:58,160 --> 02:08:59,540
That was just the great vocal group,

2103
02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:01,370
the George Mayor in the background.

2104
02:09:01,370 --> 02:09:03,080
Elvis, your new record hit,

2105
02:09:03,080 --> 02:09:04,540
I predict it's going to be one

2106
02:09:04,540 --> 02:09:05,950
'cause I've heard you rehearse it.

2107
02:09:05,950 --> 02:09:07,620
You're gonna record it tomorrow called Hound Dog.

2108
02:09:07,620 --> 02:09:09,830
I got you a very cute little hound dog right here.

2109
02:09:09,830 --> 02:09:12,160
And away you go, who's that?

2110
02:10:25,700 --> 02:10:26,790
- Hello, Dan.

2111
02:10:26,790 --> 02:10:27,950
- Oh, hello Eddie, how are you?

2112
02:10:27,950 --> 02:10:29,500
- Swell.
- Where are you bound for?

2113
02:10:29,500 --> 02:10:30,870
- We're gonna spend a weekend up at Briarwood.

2114
02:10:30,870 --> 02:10:31,750
- Briarwood?
- Yeah.

2115
02:10:31,750 --> 02:10:32,910
- Say you can do me a favor.
- Sure, Dan.

2116
02:10:32,910 --> 02:10:34,660
- You've gotta past Baker Street, see?

2117
02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:36,290
- Where's Bagel Street?
- Baker Street.

2118
02:10:36,290 --> 02:10:37,580
All you have to do is ask anybody.

2119
02:10:37,580 --> 02:10:39,040
- It's on our way?
- It's on your way.

2120
02:10:39,040 --> 02:10:40,160
- Sure.
- Look,

2121
02:10:40,160 --> 02:10:41,500
I want you to deliver these hats

2122
02:10:41,500 --> 02:10:42,790
to the Susquehana Hat Company.

2123
02:10:42,790 --> 02:10:43,660
They sent these straws

2124
02:10:43,660 --> 02:10:44,500
- instead of Derbies.
- Oh sure, that's simple.

2125
02:10:44,500 --> 02:10:45,540
- Hi, Dan!
- Would you do it for me?

2126
02:10:45,540 --> 02:10:46,540
- It's about time you got here.

2127
02:10:46,540 --> 02:10:47,370
- Why didn't you wait for me?

2128
02:10:47,370 --> 02:10:48,500
We're going up to Briarwood to spend a weekend

2129
02:10:48,500 --> 02:10:49,330
and this guy's

2130
02:10:49,330 --> 02:10:50,160
- going without me.
- Come on.

2131
02:10:50,160 --> 02:10:51,250
Would you put your coat?

2132
02:10:51,250 --> 02:10:52,080
- Okay.
- Okay Dan,

2133
02:10:52,080 --> 02:10:52,910
we will take care of it.

2134
02:10:52,910 --> 02:10:53,750
- Thank you ever so much.

2135
02:10:53,750 --> 02:10:54,580
- Okay, Dan.

2136
02:10:54,580 --> 02:10:55,410
- How have you been?
- Good.

2137
02:10:55,410 --> 02:10:56,500
Hey, keep shop while we're gone.

2138
02:10:56,500 --> 02:10:57,620
- I'll be glad to.
- Okay.

2139
02:10:57,620 --> 02:10:58,700
- Hold this for me.

2140
02:10:58,700 --> 02:10:59,910
- What do you doing with the hats?

2141
02:10:59,910 --> 02:11:01,830
- You've gotta deliver these to the Susquehana Hat shop.

2142
02:11:01,830 --> 02:11:03,330
- Where?
- It's on Bagel Street.

2143
02:11:03,330 --> 02:11:04,450
- Where's Bagel Street?

2144
02:11:04,450 --> 02:11:05,450
- I dunno, we'll ask somebody.

2145
02:11:05,450 --> 02:11:06,700
It's on our way down there.

2146
02:11:06,700 --> 02:11:08,080
- How much you say they are?
- $7.50 a piece.

2147
02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:10,000
- How do I look with a seven and a half dollar hat on?

2148
02:11:10,000 --> 02:11:10,830
- Let me see.

2149
02:11:10,830 --> 02:11:11,830
Hey, kinda spiffy.

2150
02:11:11,830 --> 02:11:12,950
- Okay?
- All right.

2151
02:11:12,950 --> 02:11:14,500
Carry those but don't get it dirty.

2152
02:11:14,500 --> 02:11:15,660
- Let's go.
- Be careful.

2153
02:11:15,660 --> 02:11:16,870
- Bagel Street, eh?
- Bagel Street.

2154
02:11:16,870 --> 02:11:18,540
- We'll ask somebody.
- We'll ask someone.

2155
02:11:18,540 --> 02:11:20,160
Here, ask this fellow where Bagel Street is.

2156
02:11:20,160 --> 02:11:21,250
- Okay, excuse me,

2157
02:11:21,250 --> 02:11:22,120
can you tell me where Bagel Street is?

2158
02:11:22,120 --> 02:11:23,290
- Sorry buddy, I haven't got a dime.

2159
02:11:23,290 --> 02:11:24,410
- Who's asking you for money?

2160
02:11:24,410 --> 02:11:25,660
I'm only asking you where Bagel Street is.

2161
02:11:25,660 --> 02:11:26,790
- Do I know where Bagel Street is?

2162
02:11:26,790 --> 02:11:27,870
Of course, I know where Bagel Street is.

2163
02:11:27,870 --> 02:11:28,870
What do I look like, a dummy?

2164
02:11:28,870 --> 02:11:30,080
Do I look like I just got off a boat?

2165
02:11:30,080 --> 02:11:31,370
Is there a tag on my lapel, states

2166
02:11:31,370 --> 02:11:32,790
that I just came from Ellis Island?

2167
02:11:32,790 --> 02:11:34,290
Of course, I know where Bagel Street is.

2168
02:11:34,290 --> 02:11:35,580
I was born and raised on Bagel Street.

2169
02:11:35,580 --> 02:11:37,080
My brother was born on Bagel Street.

2170
02:11:37,080 --> 02:11:37,910
You know my brother?

2171
02:11:37,910 --> 02:11:38,750
- Oh, I don't know.

2172
02:11:38,750 --> 02:11:39,580
I'm asking you-
- Why did you go around

2173
02:11:39,580 --> 02:11:40,410
talking about my brother?

2174
02:11:40,410 --> 02:11:41,200
I'll have you understand

2175
02:11:41,370 --> 02:11:42,040
my brother's one of the finest boys

2176
02:11:42,200 --> 02:11:42,870
that ever walked in shoe leather.

2177
02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:44,200
My brother was an honor student at school.

2178
02:11:44,200 --> 02:11:45,700
Go ahead, say something nasty about my brother.

2179
02:11:45,700 --> 02:11:47,540
Say something like he shouldn't get a parole.

2180
02:11:47,540 --> 02:11:49,160
- I'm asking you where Bagel Street is.

2181
02:11:49,160 --> 02:11:50,620
That's a common ordinary citizen,

2182
02:11:50,620 --> 02:11:52,370
just asking another follow of where Bagel Street is.

2183
02:11:52,370 --> 02:11:53,700
I gotta deliver these hats

2184
02:11:53,700 --> 02:11:55,080
to the Susquehana Hat Company.

2185
02:11:55,080 --> 02:11:56,830
- Susquehana Hat Company?

2186
02:11:56,830 --> 02:11:58,750
- Let go of me!

2187
02:11:58,750 --> 02:12:00,830
Is that a Susquehana hat?

2188
02:12:00,830 --> 02:12:01,660
- Yeah.

2189
02:12:02,700 --> 02:12:04,290
- You know who makes these hats?

2190
02:12:04,290 --> 02:12:05,790
- I don't know, it's just-
- It's child labor.

2191
02:12:05,790 --> 02:12:07,580
Little girls, 13, 14 years old,

2192
02:12:07,580 --> 02:12:09,540
little girls with curls down their hair.

2193
02:12:09,540 --> 02:12:11,250
They work 13, 14 hours a day.

2194
02:12:11,250 --> 02:12:13,250
They work in a sweat shop all day long.

2195
02:12:13,250 --> 02:12:15,500
Here's what I think of a
Susquehana hat and look at it.

2196
02:12:15,500 --> 02:12:17,160
Look, look at that band!

2197
02:12:17,160 --> 02:12:18,660
Imitation leather, just like paper.

2198
02:12:18,660 --> 02:12:20,410
And look, I would give you-

2199
02:12:20,410 --> 02:12:22,370
- Seven and a half dollars.
- Oh, mm!

2200
02:12:22,370 --> 02:12:23,870
- What's the matter?
- So, you're putting

2201
02:12:23,870 --> 02:12:25,040
a wire in there for me to cut my finger?

2202
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:26,450
It's the worst that I ever saw!

2203
02:12:26,450 --> 02:12:27,500
Boy, the Susquehana hat, tell me,

2204
02:12:27,500 --> 02:12:29,950
that's what I think of them.

2205
02:12:29,950 --> 02:12:32,620
- Well, you know that's gonna cost you, don't you?

2206
02:12:32,620 --> 02:12:34,290
- Give them back to Dan.

2207
02:12:34,290 --> 02:12:36,750
- $7 and 50 cents, you broke one of Dan's hats.

2208
02:12:36,750 --> 02:12:39,450
- Look, all I did was put a hat on my head.

2209
02:12:39,450 --> 02:12:41,080
Did I ask the guy to take it off?

2210
02:12:41,080 --> 02:12:42,790
- That's enough, it's the way you asked him.

2211
02:12:42,790 --> 02:12:44,250
- You ask the next guy.

2212
02:12:44,250 --> 02:12:45,370
- Come on, never mind.

2213
02:12:45,370 --> 02:12:46,620
Let's find Bagel Street.

2214
02:12:46,620 --> 02:12:48,660
Here, ask this lady where Bagel Street is.

2215
02:12:48,660 --> 02:12:49,790
- Excuse me, lady,

2216
02:12:49,790 --> 02:12:51,200
could you tell me where Bagel Street is?

2217
02:12:51,200 --> 02:12:53,370
Bagel Street?

2218
02:12:53,370 --> 02:12:55,500
Oh, why did you have to remind me of Bagel Street?

2219
02:12:55,500 --> 02:12:57,750
My husband was killed on
Bagel Street, you hear?

2220
02:12:57,750 --> 02:12:59,790
My husband was killed on Bagel Street!

2221
02:12:59,790 --> 02:13:01,370
- I mean, but what?

2222
02:13:01,370 --> 02:13:03,040
I mean, I don't understand.

2223
02:13:03,040 --> 02:13:04,250
It's all like I wanna go

2224
02:13:04,250 --> 02:13:05,700
to the Susquehana Hat Company-

2225
02:13:05,700 --> 02:13:07,160
- The Susquehana Hat Company?

2226
02:13:08,450 --> 02:13:09,910
- He had a Susquehana hat.

2227
02:13:09,910 --> 02:13:11,080
That's the same kind of hat

2228
02:13:11,080 --> 02:13:12,410
my husband was wearing when he was killed.

2229
02:13:12,410 --> 02:13:13,870
He wouldn't have lost his life

2230
02:13:13,870 --> 02:13:15,080
if he'd been wearing a good hat

2231
02:13:15,080 --> 02:13:17,120
with that safer on that 15-story building.

2232
02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:20,330
But no, he was wearing a hat like this one.

2233
02:13:20,330 --> 02:13:23,080
Oh, that's the cheapest, worst...

2234
02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:27,250
- Oh, my husband's dead!

2235
02:13:27,250 --> 02:13:29,200
He's dead! He's dead!

2236
02:13:29,200 --> 02:13:31,410
- He ain't dead, lady, he's hiding!

2237
02:13:31,410 --> 02:13:33,000
- Now, listen.
- That guy.

2238
02:13:33,000 --> 02:13:34,120
- Just a minute,

2239
02:13:34,120 --> 02:13:35,500
that's two hats you've broken.

2240
02:13:35,500 --> 02:13:37,200
Now you know how much you owe Derby Dan?

2241
02:13:37,200 --> 02:13:38,910
- How much do I owe Derby Dan now?

2242
02:13:38,910 --> 02:13:40,040
- $15.
- $15?

2243
02:13:40,040 --> 02:13:41,950
- Yeah, and stop insulting women.

2244
02:13:41,950 --> 02:13:45,080
- Look, all I asked her is where was Bagel Street?

2245
02:13:45,080 --> 02:13:46,410
- Yeah.
- Bagel Street?

2246
02:13:47,910 --> 02:13:50,040
- Bagel Street! Don't ever mention that name.

2247
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:51,450
I can't stand it!

2248
02:13:56,160 --> 02:13:57,200
- Wait a minute.

2249
02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:58,620
Come here, hold that still.

2250
02:13:58,620 --> 02:14:00,080
- Give 'em back the hats.

2251
02:14:00,080 --> 02:14:01,200
- Take that box.

2252
02:14:01,200 --> 02:14:04,160
Now go on down there and find out where Bagel Street is.

2253
02:14:04,160 --> 02:14:06,250
- Hey Eddie, how much do I owe Dan now?

2254
02:14:06,250 --> 02:14:07,910
- $22 and 50 cents.

2255
02:14:07,910 --> 02:14:09,370
- I'm gonna try just one more.

2256
02:14:09,370 --> 02:14:10,200
- Well, be careful of that one.

2257
02:14:10,200 --> 02:14:11,040
Would you please?

2258
02:14:11,040 --> 02:14:11,870
- Yes, sir.
- Hey, wait a minute.

2259
02:14:11,870 --> 02:14:12,700
I've got an idea.

2260
02:14:12,700 --> 02:14:13,950
I'm gonna run back to our plumbing shop

2261
02:14:13,950 --> 02:14:15,950
and get some of those little business cards of ours

2262
02:14:15,950 --> 02:14:17,160
and we give 'em away

2263
02:14:17,160 --> 02:14:18,500
to those society people up at Briarwood.

2264
02:14:18,500 --> 02:14:20,200
- Very good business that you got, Eddie.

2265
02:14:20,200 --> 02:14:22,000
- But find out where
Bagel Street is, please.

2266
02:14:22,000 --> 02:14:24,160
- Okay, I'll ask another guy that comes along.

2267
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:25,580
I'll ask anybody, I don't care.

2268
02:14:25,580 --> 02:14:26,580
Excuse me, mister.

2269
02:14:26,580 --> 02:14:28,200
Could you please tell me where Bagel street is?

2270
02:14:28,200 --> 02:14:29,040
- Bagel Street.

2271
02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:31,120
Don't ask me where Bagel Street is.

2272
02:14:31,120 --> 02:14:35,620
A terrible thing happened to me on Bagel Street.

2273
02:14:35,790 --> 02:14:38,540
I was walking along minding my own business

2274
02:14:38,540 --> 02:14:42,040
and a safe fell from a 15-story building on my head

2275
02:14:42,040 --> 02:14:43,200
and killed me.

2276
02:14:45,120 --> 02:14:47,540
- A safe fell 15 floors and fell on your head

2277
02:14:47,540 --> 02:14:48,950
- and killed you?
- Yeah.

2278
02:14:48,950 --> 02:14:50,410
- Then as long as you're dead,

2279
02:14:50,410 --> 02:14:51,410
there's no use asking you

2280
02:14:51,410 --> 02:14:52,580
where the Susquehana Hat Company is.

2281
02:14:52,580 --> 02:14:53,700
- Susquehana hat?

2282
02:14:53,700 --> 02:14:56,080
That's the hat I was wearing the day when I was killed.

2283
02:14:56,080 --> 02:14:57,450
And you asked me about it?

2284
02:14:57,450 --> 02:14:58,580
- I didn't.
- See this,

2285
02:14:58,580 --> 02:14:59,700
that isn't worth worrying.

2286
02:14:59,700 --> 02:15:01,160
That's the kind of a hat that would kill you.

2287
02:15:01,160 --> 02:15:02,580
You watch me?

2288
02:15:02,580 --> 02:15:03,830
- Eddie! Eddie!

2289
02:15:06,830 --> 02:15:09,370
- You are asking me about a...

2290
02:15:09,370 --> 02:15:13,410
I am so sorry, I think
I've broken your hat.

2291
02:15:13,410 --> 02:15:16,660
- You think you broke it?
- Yes, I'm...

2292
02:15:16,660 --> 02:15:18,370
- This is the fourth Susquehana hat

2293
02:15:18,370 --> 02:15:19,790
- I-
- Susquehana?

2294
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:23,120
- What's going on here?

2295
02:15:23,120 --> 02:15:24,540
What are you trying to do?

2296
02:15:24,540 --> 02:15:26,040
Hey, police, help! Help!

2297
02:15:26,040 --> 02:15:27,700
- What's going on over here?

2298
02:15:27,700 --> 02:15:29,200
- This fellow here, that big fellow

2299
02:15:29,200 --> 02:15:31,580
is trying to take the little fellow, my friend.

2300
02:15:31,580 --> 02:15:33,080
- Oh tough guy, come on.

2301
02:15:33,080 --> 02:15:34,410
- You can't take me to jail.

2302
02:15:34,410 --> 02:15:36,160
- What now?
- I'm dead!

2303
02:15:36,160 --> 02:15:38,450
- You can't take me to jail.
- Oh yes, we can.

2304
02:15:38,450 --> 02:15:40,580
- I'm dead!
- Come along now, my boy.

2305
02:15:40,580 --> 02:15:42,500
- He's crazy.
- He's crazy.

2306
02:15:42,500 --> 02:15:44,370
- Yeah, what can I do for you now, Albert?

2307
02:15:44,370 --> 02:15:47,080
- Luigi, how can I get to the Susquehana Hat Company?

2308
02:15:47,080 --> 02:15:49,160
- Susquehana! Susquehana!

2309
02:15:50,910 --> 02:16:03,200
- Susquehana! Susquehana!

2310
02:15:50,910 --> 02:15:57,870
- Luigi, Luigi!

2311
02:15:57,870 --> 02:16:03,200
- Luigi, stop!

2312
02:16:11,200 --> 02:16:12,290
- Who's that?

2313
02:16:17,620 --> 02:16:19,200
- Don't crowd me, Joe.

2314
02:16:19,200 --> 02:16:20,450
Don't crowd me.

2315
02:16:27,660 --> 02:16:29,410
It's a new guy that flew into town.

2316
02:16:29,410 --> 02:16:31,500
Ace put him on as his mechanic.

2317
02:16:31,500 --> 02:16:34,040
I guess I'll have to show him how to drive.

2318
02:16:34,040 --> 02:16:36,000
- Hap don't, let him by.

2319
02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:36,830
- Uh-uh.

2320
02:16:42,080 --> 02:16:44,040
- That tin can will fall apart in a few minutes.

2321
02:16:44,040 --> 02:16:47,870
It's probably put together with spit and glue.

2322
02:16:52,580 --> 02:16:54,250
- Don't crowd me, Joe.

2323
02:16:54,250 --> 02:16:55,500
Don't crowd me.

2324
02:17:00,370 --> 02:17:02,290
- Happy, he's crazy,

2325
02:17:02,290 --> 02:17:04,540
but he's trying to kill us.

2326
02:17:06,790 --> 02:17:09,450
Do you wanna smash up your car?

2327
02:17:16,330 --> 02:17:17,750
- This guy means business.

2328
02:17:17,750 --> 02:17:18,950
He wants blood.

2329
02:17:23,000 --> 02:17:24,700
- There's nothing to win here.

2330
02:17:24,700 --> 02:17:26,950
Beating some nut like that means nothing.

2331
02:17:26,950 --> 02:17:28,160
Let him go by.

2332
02:17:34,200 --> 02:17:36,450
- What did you do that for?

2333
02:17:43,290 --> 02:17:45,370
I could have whipped him.

2334
02:17:45,370 --> 02:17:48,160
- Oh, Hap, what makes you do things like this?

2335
02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:52,660
We could have both been killed for absolutely nothing.

2336
02:18:04,250 --> 02:18:05,370
- Chicken, huh?

2337
02:18:05,370 --> 02:18:06,660
You surprised me, Hap boy,

2338
02:18:06,660 --> 02:18:08,200
I thought you had guts.

2339
02:18:08,200 --> 02:18:09,950
- Well, I didn't want you to lose your car.

2340
02:18:09,950 --> 02:18:11,950
You might have flipped over a cliff with.

2341
02:18:11,950 --> 02:18:13,540
- You just learned something.

2342
02:18:13,540 --> 02:18:15,250
No one crowds Nick Barrow.

2343
02:18:15,250 --> 02:18:17,080
Nobody crowds me, Joe.

2344
02:18:19,620 --> 02:18:21,910
Well, who's the sweetcakes, honey?

2345
02:18:21,910 --> 02:18:23,790
Looks like your cousin.

2346
02:18:23,790 --> 02:18:26,790
Oh man, you got good-looking relatives.

2347
02:18:26,790 --> 02:18:29,120
Looks like a kissing cousin.

2348
02:18:31,450 --> 02:18:33,580
Well, thanks for the victory kiss, Miss America.

2349
02:18:33,580 --> 02:18:35,500
You get tired of old yellow up in there,

2350
02:18:35,500 --> 02:18:36,580
you look me up.

2351
02:18:36,580 --> 02:18:37,830
I'm at Ace's garage too.

2352
02:18:37,830 --> 02:18:39,160
Why, that two bit creep,

2353
02:18:39,160 --> 02:18:40,410
- one by one!
- Oh, cut it out.

2354
02:18:40,410 --> 02:18:41,620
Hap, cut it out.

2355
02:18:41,620 --> 02:18:42,790
He's just a fresh guy.

2356
02:18:42,790 --> 02:18:43,950
I can handle him.

2357
02:18:43,950 --> 02:18:46,620
Remember, you have to work with him at Ace's.

2358
02:18:46,620 --> 02:18:48,620
- Yeah, I saw how you handled him.

2359
02:18:48,620 --> 02:18:50,330
- He caught me off guard.

2360
02:18:50,330 --> 02:18:52,910
He might just as well have kissed his old dashboard.

2361
02:18:52,910 --> 02:18:54,330
- Oh sure.

2362
02:18:54,330 --> 02:18:57,120
- Hap, how stupid can you be?

2363
02:18:57,120 --> 02:19:01,160
You know that you're the only one that I care for.

2364
02:19:01,160 --> 02:19:02,830
Although I must admit sometimes,

2365
02:19:02,830 --> 02:19:06,500
I get awfully tired playing second fiddle to your car.

2366
02:19:06,500 --> 02:19:08,750
- Maybe I can correct that.

2367
02:20:21,250 --> 02:20:24,370
"Tales of the Texas Rangers"...

2368
02:20:24,370 --> 02:20:27,790
Brought to you by new High Puff Corn Kix.

2369
02:20:28,660 --> 02:20:31,200
Eat Corn Kix for energy.

2370
02:20:31,200 --> 02:20:33,370
It's food for action... Kix!

2371
02:20:54,160 --> 02:20:56,160
- I've just seen some of the action scenes

2372
02:20:56,160 --> 02:20:57,540
from next week's program.

2373
02:20:57,540 --> 02:20:59,620
This is Jace Pearson inviting you

2374
02:20:59,620 --> 02:21:02,080
to be with Clay Morgan and myself when you will see more

2375
02:21:02,080 --> 02:21:06,040
of the exciting "Tales of the Texas Rangers."

2376
02:21:20,700 --> 02:21:22,660
- Say, this is the time of year

2377
02:21:22,660 --> 02:21:24,910
for music and singing, isn't it?

2378
02:21:24,910 --> 02:21:27,120
I've noticed how often at a holiday party,

2379
02:21:27,120 --> 02:21:29,580
you got an impromptu quartet going.

2380
02:21:29,580 --> 02:21:31,040
Why just the other night,

2381
02:21:31,040 --> 02:21:32,950
I was at a friend's house.

2382
02:21:44,250 --> 02:21:46,000
- Ah, that was great.

2383
02:21:46,910 --> 02:21:48,290
Let's sing another one.

2384
02:21:48,290 --> 02:21:50,040
- Say, we've been saving one for you, Bob.

2385
02:21:50,040 --> 02:21:50,870
- Oh?

2386
02:21:57,580 --> 02:21:59,080
- Oh, oh, hold it, just a sec.

2387
02:21:59,080 --> 02:22:00,660
Let's get in the mood.

2388
02:22:00,660 --> 02:22:03,000
Now, just picture yourself at the wheel

2389
02:22:03,000 --> 02:22:06,450
of a brand new rocket engine Oldsmobile.

2390
02:22:06,450 --> 02:22:08,620
You're flashing along the highway,

2391
02:22:08,620 --> 02:22:10,620
king of all you survey.

2392
02:22:10,620 --> 02:22:14,080
It's smooth, smooth going with Jetaway Hydra-Matic.

2393
02:22:14,080 --> 02:22:17,700
And how you go, go, go with the Rocket T350.

2394
02:22:17,700 --> 02:22:19,830
Boy, you feel great

2395
02:22:19,830 --> 02:22:22,120
because there's nothing else in the world

2396
02:22:22,120 --> 02:22:24,370
like that Oldsmobile rocket ride.

2397
02:22:24,370 --> 02:22:26,450
Now, are you all ready?

2398
02:22:26,450 --> 02:22:27,700
- Are we ready?

2399
02:22:27,700 --> 02:22:29,410
Come on, kids, let's give.

2400
02:22:29,410 --> 02:22:30,660
One, two, three...

2401
02:22:55,700 --> 02:22:57,290
- Yes, it's a real thrill

2402
02:22:57,290 --> 02:23:00,540
to rock it away in a holiday.

2403
02:23:00,540 --> 02:23:04,200
And now, after a pause for station identification,

2404
02:23:04,200 --> 02:23:07,290
the second act of "Babes in Toyland."

2405
02:24:00,540 --> 02:24:02,450
- You the black knight?

2406
02:24:12,200 --> 02:24:14,450
- Oh, thank you, thank you.

2407
02:24:29,910 --> 02:24:31,620
- Ah, golly boy.

2408
02:24:31,620 --> 02:24:33,700
I'd sure like to do that.

2409
02:24:34,580 --> 02:24:36,410
- Wouldn't you like something to eat Mrs. Archer?

2410
02:24:36,410 --> 02:24:37,330
The doctor said-

2411
02:24:37,330 --> 02:24:39,410
- Oh, just quit mincing around and leave me alone.

2412
02:24:39,410 --> 02:24:40,500
- Yes, ma'am.

2413
02:24:41,500 --> 02:24:45,290
- Ladies and gentlemen, this is KRKR-TV

2414
02:24:45,290 --> 02:24:48,080
and now more news of high flyers.

2415
02:24:48,080 --> 02:24:50,620
Nancy Archer, the former Nancy Fowler,

2416
02:24:50,620 --> 02:24:52,250
heiress to the Fowler Millions

2417
02:24:52,250 --> 02:24:54,790
and owner of the fabulous
Star of India diamond,

2418
02:24:54,790 --> 02:24:58,370
has joined that ever expanding international society

2419
02:24:58,370 --> 02:25:00,790
of Satellite Sears.

2420
02:25:00,790 --> 02:25:03,540
From the Archer's palatial home away from home

2421
02:25:03,540 --> 02:25:05,500
comes a report that Mrs. Archer

2422
02:25:05,500 --> 02:25:08,040
has not only been seeing a sociable satellite,

2423
02:25:08,040 --> 02:25:10,080
but it's inhabited as well,

2424
02:25:10,080 --> 02:25:11,410
a 30-foot giant.

2425
02:25:13,160 --> 02:25:16,160
Was he pink with big ears and tusks?

2426
02:25:17,790 --> 02:25:19,580
Well, maybe Mrs. Archie,

2427
02:25:19,580 --> 02:25:21,830
who has recently been feuding with her husband,

2428
02:25:21,830 --> 02:25:23,790
handsome Harry, has finally found a man

2429
02:25:23,790 --> 02:25:25,580
from out of this world,

2430
02:25:25,580 --> 02:25:28,330
a man who could love her for herself.

2431
02:25:28,330 --> 02:25:30,950
Come, come now, Mrs. Archer.

2432
02:25:30,950 --> 02:25:33,950
A man can ignore $1 million, but 50?

2433
02:25:35,830 --> 02:25:40,250
That's too much to ask even from the man in the moon.

2434
02:25:41,910 --> 02:25:43,950
- I wonder if you've got a cigarette

2435
02:25:43,950 --> 02:25:47,250
in your hand right now as I have.

2436
02:25:47,250 --> 02:25:50,000
Well, before you take your next puff,

2437
02:25:50,000 --> 02:25:52,290
there's something I'd like to ask you.

2438
02:25:52,290 --> 02:25:54,950
This is sort of a quiz question.

2439
02:26:03,290 --> 02:26:05,200
- Well, I don't think we're going to get

2440
02:26:05,200 --> 02:26:08,330
any fast answers around here.

2441
02:26:21,700 --> 02:26:24,120
Ready? Here I come.

2442
02:26:26,330 --> 02:26:27,950
- Oh, it's a breeze!

2443
02:26:30,870 --> 02:26:33,120
The fun of planning for a big date

2444
02:26:33,120 --> 02:26:34,910
centers on clothes,

2445
02:26:34,910 --> 02:26:37,910
jewelry to wear, that sort of thing.

2446
02:26:37,910 --> 02:26:40,200
A girl wants to look her best for her date,

2447
02:26:40,200 --> 02:26:43,370
but she wants to be in good taste too.

2448
02:26:44,450 --> 02:26:48,250
It's a time girls think about new hairstyles.

2449
02:26:48,250 --> 02:26:50,950
Still good taste is the best guy.

2450
02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:55,870
That night, Joe could not use the family car.

2451
02:26:55,870 --> 02:26:58,500
So he called for Wanda in a cab.

2452
02:26:58,500 --> 02:27:03,200
He had told her of this arrangement ahead of time.

2453
02:27:03,200 --> 02:27:06,120
Because Wanda knew the cab would be waiting,

2454
02:27:06,120 --> 02:27:09,750
she was especially careful to be on time.

2455
02:27:09,750 --> 02:27:11,620
She met Joe at the door

2456
02:27:11,620 --> 02:27:14,370
in order to introduce him to her family.

2457
02:27:14,370 --> 02:27:16,000
It would've been awkward

2458
02:27:16,000 --> 02:27:18,330
for Joe to have had to introduce himself.

2459
02:27:18,330 --> 02:27:21,660
Wanda could do it quickly and naturally.

2460
02:27:23,540 --> 02:27:26,370
As Wanda excused herself to get her wraps,

2461
02:27:26,370 --> 02:27:30,700
Joe could become better acquainted with her parents.

2462
02:27:33,950 --> 02:27:38,950
Wanda remembered to thank
Joe for the lovely corsage,

2463
02:27:39,200 --> 02:27:42,660
and to let her parents know what time to expect them home.

2464
02:27:42,660 --> 02:27:44,290
The prom will end at 1:00, Mother.

2465
02:27:44,290 --> 02:27:45,410
- Okay.

2466
02:27:45,410 --> 02:27:47,290
- And then, we plan to go to Hank's restaurant

2467
02:27:47,290 --> 02:27:49,080
for something to eat with Paul and Jane.

2468
02:27:49,080 --> 02:27:50,700
We'll come on home afterwards.

2469
02:27:50,700 --> 02:27:51,950
- Okay, have fun.

2470
02:27:51,950 --> 02:27:53,620
- Okay, thank you and goodnight.

2471
02:27:53,620 --> 02:27:55,620
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

2472
02:27:58,870 --> 02:28:01,250
Wanda thought she had never felt

2473
02:28:01,250 --> 02:28:03,500
so elegant in her life.

2474
02:28:03,500 --> 02:28:06,790
The prom would be a wonderful evening.

2475
02:28:06,790 --> 02:28:09,830
And it seemed Joe's good manners and thoughtfulness

2476
02:28:09,830 --> 02:28:12,830
helped make Wanda feel that way.

2477
02:28:12,830 --> 02:28:15,330
She suddenly found she was proud,

2478
02:28:15,330 --> 02:28:19,000
very proud to be going to the prom with Joe.

2479
02:28:26,950 --> 02:28:28,950
They arrived in good time.

2480
02:28:28,950 --> 02:28:30,790
It's never fun to be so late.

2481
02:28:30,790 --> 02:28:33,200
You miss part of the evening.

2482
02:28:35,000 --> 02:28:37,160
After the boys check the wraps,

2483
02:28:37,160 --> 02:28:40,660
the girls excuse themselves to freshen up.

2484
02:28:49,500 --> 02:28:52,450
A girl should avoid carrying so many things

2485
02:28:52,450 --> 02:28:55,250
she has to ask her escort to load his pockets down

2486
02:28:55,250 --> 02:28:57,410
with her personal effects.

2487
02:28:59,870 --> 02:29:04,370
Wanda and Jane are not going to make the same mistake.

2488
02:29:05,330 --> 02:29:08,250
Entering the prom was a big moment.

2489
02:29:09,160 --> 02:29:13,330
To Jane, it seemed the theme they had chosen was just right,

2490
02:29:13,330 --> 02:29:14,660
Deep in a Dream.

2491
02:29:16,410 --> 02:29:18,950
Courtesy goes with poise.

2492
02:29:18,950 --> 02:29:21,910
A lack of poise looks discourteous.

2493
02:29:24,910 --> 02:29:27,040
Though you may feel at ease,

2494
02:29:27,040 --> 02:29:31,830
the lack of poise may appear as though you were showing off.

2495
02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:35,370
It makes others feel a little embarrassed.

2496
02:29:52,330 --> 02:29:54,620
For Jane and for Paul,

2497
02:29:54,620 --> 02:29:57,410
the prom has been a night to remember.

2498
02:29:57,410 --> 02:29:59,950
It has been worth all the planning,

2499
02:29:59,950 --> 02:30:04,200
the work, and the dreaming that they've put into it.

2500
02:30:08,450 --> 02:30:10,790
- Paul, it was a wonderful evening.

2501
02:30:10,790 --> 02:30:12,700
- This is one prom I'll always remember.

2502
02:30:12,700 --> 02:30:14,200
- And you know something?

2503
02:30:14,200 --> 02:30:17,790
I'm glad it's you I'll remember going with.

2504
02:30:20,870 --> 02:30:23,080
- Goodnight.
- Night, Jane.

2505
02:30:23,080 --> 02:30:25,040
Yes, if you plan well

2506
02:30:25,040 --> 02:30:27,790
and fulfill your responsibilities to your school,

2507
02:30:27,790 --> 02:30:30,790
your parents, and your dates,

2508
02:30:30,790 --> 02:30:34,200
you will make your prom a happy memory.

2509
02:30:52,250 --> 02:30:56,660
Mr. Cameron, looks like that horse

2510
02:30:56,660 --> 02:31:00,910
Look out! He's gonna be stark, raving mad in a minute!

2511
02:31:01,910 --> 02:31:03,410
I'd get some help.

2512
02:31:11,700 --> 02:31:13,500
Mr. Cameron's horse is trying to kill him.

2513
02:31:13,500 --> 02:31:17,620
It's fighting like mad out yonder, come on!

2514
02:31:32,580 --> 02:31:33,410
- Dad.

2515
02:31:35,000 --> 02:31:36,830
- Oh, oh, let me down.

2516
02:31:37,870 --> 02:31:40,410
I'm afraid it's the end.

2517
02:31:40,410 --> 02:31:42,080
- No, no. Dad,

2518
02:31:42,080 --> 02:31:44,200
- Goodbye, Ruth.

2519
02:31:44,200 --> 02:31:45,950
- Blakely.
- Yes?

2520
02:31:45,950 --> 02:31:48,370
- I want you to promise

2521
02:31:48,370 --> 02:31:51,160
you'll see her through the Abilene.

2522
02:31:51,160 --> 02:31:52,250
- I promise.

2523
02:31:52,250 --> 02:31:53,950
- Poor Mr. Cameron.

2524
02:31:53,950 --> 02:31:55,200
- Oh, don't leave me.

2525
02:31:55,370 --> 02:31:56,500
Don't leave me!

2526
02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:02,290
- Listen to me, folks.

2527
02:32:02,290 --> 02:32:04,250
None of us want to turn back, I don't.

2528
02:32:04,250 --> 02:32:05,950
But now that Mr. Cameron is dead,

2529
02:32:05,950 --> 02:32:07,410
we're without a leader.

2530
02:32:07,410 --> 02:32:09,950
I still say this whole thing was doomed from the start.

2531
02:32:09,950 --> 02:32:11,450
Mr. Cameron was murdered,

2532
02:32:11,450 --> 02:32:13,000
so was lots of the other boys.

2533
02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:14,200
Which one is next?

2534
02:32:14,200 --> 02:32:15,620
Maybe you or you.

2535
02:32:18,160 --> 02:32:21,250
As someone mighty powerful not wanting us to go through,

2536
02:32:21,250 --> 02:32:22,950
and I'm urging turning back.

2537
02:32:22,950 --> 02:32:25,950
Are we going to ride into death or turn back?

2538
02:32:28,080 --> 02:32:32,620
- Listen men, my father died because of an ideal,

2539
02:32:32,620 --> 02:32:34,370
the ideal at his home

2540
02:32:35,250 --> 02:32:37,200
that your home would be secure

2541
02:32:37,200 --> 02:32:40,660
and we Texans would continue to be a people with a future.

2542
02:32:40,660 --> 02:32:42,790
When we left our sovereign state,

2543
02:32:42,790 --> 02:32:44,870
we did so to save it from ruins.

2544
02:32:44,870 --> 02:32:46,950
All Texas is watching us,

2545
02:32:46,950 --> 02:32:50,540
for we are pointing the weight of future success or defeat.

2546
02:32:50,540 --> 02:32:53,660
We must go onto Abilene, fill our herds,

2547
02:32:53,660 --> 02:32:55,120
get the money we need,

2548
02:32:55,120 --> 02:32:56,450
and pay off on our homes.

2549
02:32:56,450 --> 02:32:57,620
- Just a minute, Miss Ruth,

2550
02:32:57,620 --> 02:32:58,870
what good is this gonna do us?

2551
02:32:58,870 --> 02:33:00,500
We're all lying out here dead like the rest of 'em.

2552
02:33:00,500 --> 02:33:02,370
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

2553
02:33:02,370 --> 02:33:04,250
This ain't no parade.

2554
02:33:04,250 --> 02:33:06,450
We've all had enough out of you.

2555
02:33:09,080 --> 02:33:11,040
- When he wants to look,

2556
02:33:11,040 --> 02:33:14,450
maybe you'd like to try that on.

2557
02:33:25,040 --> 02:33:26,620
- Buddy, come here.

2558
02:33:35,040 --> 02:33:37,370
- Are we going back to Texas, Miss Ruth?

2559
02:33:37,370 --> 02:33:38,790
- We may have to.

2560
02:34:44,950 --> 02:34:46,830
- Howdy, Bill.
- Howdy, folks.

2561
02:34:46,830 --> 02:34:48,330
- Mr. Hickok, I never was so glad

2562
02:34:48,330 --> 02:34:49,950
to see anybody in all my life.

2563
02:34:49,950 --> 02:34:51,160
- Camping here for a spell?

2564
02:34:51,160 --> 02:34:52,790
- No, we're not camping here, Mr. Hickok.

2565
02:34:52,790 --> 02:34:54,700
We're heading back to
Texas where we belong.

2566
02:34:54,700 --> 02:34:56,290
- Well, maybe you are, Scudder.

2567
02:34:56,290 --> 02:34:57,830
But I think the rest of the outfit

2568
02:34:57,830 --> 02:34:59,580
will feel a little differently when I talk to them.

2569
02:34:59,580 --> 02:35:00,750
- Talk's cheap.

2570
02:35:02,700 --> 02:35:04,580
- Now then, you can cut your measly

2571
02:35:04,580 --> 02:35:06,290
of critters out of the herd

2572
02:35:06,290 --> 02:35:07,700
and backtrack if you like.

2573
02:35:07,700 --> 02:35:11,750
But the rest of the outfit's going on to Abilene.

2574
02:35:11,750 --> 02:35:14,540
Folks, there's just one question I want to ask.

2575
02:35:14,540 --> 02:35:15,910
Are you real Texans?

2576
02:35:15,910 --> 02:35:16,950
- Yes.
- Yes!

2577
02:35:16,950 --> 02:35:18,500
- Well, maybe you think you are,

2578
02:35:18,500 --> 02:35:19,870
but you're not the type of Texans

2579
02:35:19,870 --> 02:35:21,700
that fought with Davy
Crockett at the Alamo.

2580
02:35:21,700 --> 02:35:22,910
Why do you stand here

2581
02:35:22,910 --> 02:35:24,580
bickering like a lot of old women?

2582
02:35:24,580 --> 02:35:25,450
Men up north,

2583
02:35:25,450 --> 02:35:27,700
real men are giving their lives

2584
02:35:27,700 --> 02:35:29,580
to see that railroad completed.

2585
02:35:29,580 --> 02:35:31,330
And it will be complete in a short time

2586
02:35:31,330 --> 02:35:33,200
to be ready for you when you arrive.

2587
02:35:33,370 --> 02:35:34,830
Now then, what is it to be?

2588
02:35:34,830 --> 02:35:36,620
Back to Texas in disgrace

2589
02:35:36,620 --> 02:35:38,250
or Abilene with honor?

2590
02:35:38,250 --> 02:35:39,870
- Abilene!
- Abilene!

2591
02:35:39,870 --> 02:35:42,080
- That's the spirit of the Lone Star State.

2592
02:35:42,080 --> 02:35:44,160
I've been so busy getting this train started again.

2593
02:35:44,330 --> 02:35:45,830
I clean forgot to ask about Buddy.

2594
02:35:45,830 --> 02:35:47,250
Is he in one of the wagons?

2595
02:35:47,250 --> 02:35:48,200
- That's just it.

2596
02:35:48,370 --> 02:35:49,410
He's been missing for days.

2597
02:35:49,410 --> 02:35:50,580
- Missing?
- Yes.

2598
02:35:50,580 --> 02:35:52,250
One of the boys saw him riding away from camp

2599
02:35:52,250 --> 02:35:54,370
just after he heard we were going to turn back.

2600
02:35:54,370 --> 02:35:56,200
- Oh, Buddy went to look for his little friend, Jerry.

2601
02:35:56,200 --> 02:35:57,700
- Do you really think so?

2602
02:35:57,700 --> 02:35:58,950
- I'll gamble on it.

2603
02:35:58,950 --> 02:36:00,660
The Grey Eagle tribe is not far away.

2604
02:36:00,660 --> 02:36:01,870
Now, don't you worry.

2605
02:36:01,870 --> 02:36:03,040
I'll have Buddy back here

2606
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:06,040
by the time you make your next camp.

2607
02:36:16,000 --> 02:36:18,160
How far does a bullet travel

2608
02:36:18,160 --> 02:36:19,700
before it hits a jet?

2609
02:36:21,290 --> 02:36:22,660
150 yards?

2610
02:36:24,870 --> 02:36:27,330
- Just shot three Japs.

2611
02:36:27,330 --> 02:36:29,080
Blew 'em to bits against a wall

2612
02:36:29,080 --> 02:36:31,040
and I have no more feeling about them

2613
02:36:31,040 --> 02:36:33,620
and if there

2614
02:36:36,370 --> 02:36:38,370
- Yeah, I told you somebody was going to get hurt.

2615
02:36:38,370 --> 02:36:40,370
- I got three Jap machine guns in that truck

2616
02:36:40,370 --> 02:36:41,580
and I'm gonna start using them.

2617
02:36:41,580 --> 02:36:42,580
- Mr. Jones.

2618
02:36:43,500 --> 02:36:45,290
Easy, my friend, easy.

2619
02:36:45,290 --> 02:36:47,250
Inviting the Japanese, most of all,

2620
02:36:47,250 --> 02:36:48,540
I have learned patience.

2621
02:36:48,540 --> 02:36:52,870
Maybe you have, but I haven't.

2622
02:37:12,540 --> 02:37:14,700
- That's it! I can see it!

2623
02:37:16,160 --> 02:37:17,200
Oh god, I told you!

2624
02:37:17,200 --> 02:37:18,160
I was right!

2625
02:37:18,160 --> 02:37:20,580
I was right, it's real, it's real!

2626
02:37:20,580 --> 02:37:23,450
- Nancy, Nancy, come back here!

2627
02:37:23,450 --> 02:37:25,450
Come back here.

2628
02:37:25,450 --> 02:37:27,870
Let's get out of here, Nancy!

2629
02:37:29,950 --> 02:37:31,950
- It's real, it's real!

2630
02:37:31,950 --> 02:37:34,660
I'm not crazy, I did see it!

2631
02:37:34,660 --> 02:37:40,200
- Nancy, come here!

2632
02:37:34,660 --> 02:37:36,790
It's a satellite.

2633
02:37:36,790 --> 02:37:40,200
- Harry, I can see it!

2634
02:37:45,790 --> 02:37:47,370
- No, Harry! Harry!

2635
02:37:50,160 --> 02:37:53,370
Harry, help me!

2636
02:37:55,200 --> 02:37:56,290
Harry! Harry!

2637
02:37:59,450 --> 02:38:00,700
Harry, help me!

2638
02:38:06,450 --> 02:38:08,870
- No, get away from me!

2639
02:38:08,870 --> 02:38:10,830
- Nobody says no to Barrow, baby.

2640
02:38:10,830 --> 02:38:12,330
He takes what he wants.

2641
02:38:12,330 --> 02:38:15,160
Or shall I let the air out of you?

2642
02:38:21,450 --> 02:38:23,370
- You wouldn't hurt me.

2643
02:38:25,790 --> 02:38:28,790
- It could be an accident, you know?

2644
02:38:40,790 --> 02:38:43,700
That was just a rehearsal, baby.

2645
02:38:43,700 --> 02:38:45,870
This time, it's for keeps.

2646
02:38:49,410 --> 02:38:51,330
- He isn't paying too much attention to you,

2647
02:38:51,330 --> 02:38:52,910
is he, Goldilocks?

2648
02:38:57,330 --> 02:38:59,910
- Be careful, he's got a knife!

2649
02:39:19,500 --> 02:39:20,500
- Stay back.

2650
02:39:22,200 --> 02:39:24,120
First one that makes a pass at me'll

2651
02:39:24,120 --> 02:39:26,950
will taste the bite of this knife.

2652
02:39:28,620 --> 02:39:32,080
- You seem to be having a big night, ladies man.

2653
02:39:32,080 --> 02:39:34,660
- Yeah, everything's real cozy.

2654
02:39:36,620 --> 02:39:39,370
And if tomorrow's your funeral...

2655
02:39:46,620 --> 02:39:51,040
- Come on, Hap!

2656
02:39:48,450 --> 02:39:51,040
- Come on!

2657
02:39:51,040 --> 02:39:53,700
- Look out, Hap, you've gotta drive tomorrow.

2658
02:39:53,700 --> 02:39:55,160
- Drop it, Nick.

2659
02:39:55,160 --> 02:39:57,120
You're breaking my wrist.

2660
02:39:57,120 --> 02:39:58,950
I'll kill you.

2661
02:39:58,950 --> 02:40:00,620
I'll kill you, Nick.

2662
02:40:20,450 --> 02:40:23,080
- See that, you bunch of yaps?

2663
02:40:23,080 --> 02:40:25,250
Nobody crowds Nick Barrow.

2664
02:40:26,410 --> 02:40:28,790
You bunch of creeps.

2665
02:40:28,790 --> 02:40:30,500
Standing there, gawkin'!

2666
02:40:30,500 --> 02:40:32,250
Creeps, that's what you are,

2667
02:40:32,250 --> 02:40:35,160
a bunch of hick town creeps!

2668
02:40:47,250 --> 02:40:49,580
- What's wrong with Nancy,
Doctor, what happened?

2669
02:40:49,580 --> 02:40:52,040
- I'll ask the questions, Mr. Archer.

2670
02:40:52,040 --> 02:40:54,330
I suppose you tell me what happened.

2671
02:40:54,330 --> 02:40:56,250
- I'm in no mood for games, Sheriff.

2672
02:40:56,250 --> 02:40:58,620
- Now I wouldn't go up there if I were you, Harry.

2673
02:40:58,620 --> 02:40:59,790
There's some possibility

2674
02:40:59,790 --> 02:41:01,700
she may have been contaminated.

2675
02:41:01,700 --> 02:41:05,290
There's evidence of some kind of radiation.

2676
02:41:26,580 --> 02:41:28,950
- Ah! Doctor! Doctor Cushing!

2677
02:41:30,040 --> 02:41:32,290
Something's happening to Nancy, Doctor!

2678
02:41:37,120 --> 02:41:39,540
Something's happening to Nancy, Doctor!

2679
02:41:39,540 --> 02:41:41,330
Astounding growth.

2680
02:42:01,080 --> 02:42:04,250
- Meat hooks. Four lengths of chain.

2681
02:42:05,370 --> 02:42:07,160
- Well, the chains you were expecting are here, Doctor.

2682
02:42:07,160 --> 02:42:10,950
- Good, I'll tell the Doctor at once.

2683
02:42:10,950 --> 02:42:14,540
- Meat hooks, four lengths of chain,

2684
02:42:14,540 --> 02:42:16,290
40 gallons of plasma,

2685
02:42:17,750 --> 02:42:19,750
and an elephant syringe?

2686
02:42:23,450 --> 02:42:25,290
- The chains are here.

2687
02:42:26,950 --> 02:42:29,950
Well, Heinrich, what do you make of it?

2688
02:42:29,950 --> 02:42:30,950
- Fantastic.

2689
02:42:33,620 --> 02:42:35,120
- I've missed you.

2690
02:42:36,450 --> 02:42:38,410
- Has she talked yet?

2691
02:42:38,410 --> 02:42:39,950
- She's still in a coma.

2692
02:42:39,950 --> 02:42:41,290
They're looking for me now

2693
02:42:41,290 --> 02:42:43,080
to give them permission to operate.

2694
02:42:43,080 --> 02:42:45,250
- That's great, that's wonderful.

2695
02:42:45,250 --> 02:42:49,660
You just hide out and let her blow up like a balloon.

2696
02:42:52,290 --> 02:42:54,700
- You can pull now, Heinrich.

2697
02:43:24,450 --> 02:43:26,500
It is a lovely day for a walk

2698
02:43:26,500 --> 02:43:28,160
and especially with a wonderful companion

2699
02:43:28,160 --> 02:43:31,750
trained in the good manners of a gentleman.

2700
02:43:33,290 --> 02:43:38,290
Or is this what happens when you take your dog for a walk?

2701
02:43:38,790 --> 02:43:41,200
It isn't luck that makes a well-behaved dog

2702
02:43:41,200 --> 02:43:42,950
or one that's a nuisance.

2703
02:43:42,950 --> 02:43:45,160
It's just simple training.

2704
02:43:52,410 --> 02:43:55,910
Whoa there, who is taking whom for a walk?

2705
02:44:02,580 --> 02:44:04,910
And when two of a kind meet,

2706
02:44:06,950 --> 02:44:08,620
anything can happen.

2707
02:44:11,080 --> 02:44:14,500
But here is the dog that's had some schooling.

2708
02:44:14,500 --> 02:44:16,580
His owner doesn't have any trouble.

2709
02:44:16,580 --> 02:44:18,580
She can go about her usual activities

2710
02:44:18,580 --> 02:44:21,290
while enjoying his companionship.

2711
02:44:21,290 --> 02:44:24,290
Any breed of dog can be trained to be a gentleman.

2712
02:44:24,290 --> 02:44:27,200
This man bears the hallmark of honor.

2713
02:44:27,200 --> 02:44:29,370
He is a Marine Corps officer.

2714
02:44:29,370 --> 02:44:32,450
He carries on the traditions of pride and prestige,

2715
02:44:32,450 --> 02:44:34,830
which have marked almost two centuries

2716
02:44:34,830 --> 02:44:36,580
of military excellence.

2717
02:44:36,580 --> 02:44:38,330
If you are a college man,

2718
02:44:38,330 --> 02:44:39,950
be a leader of men.

2719
02:44:39,950 --> 02:44:42,040
Be an officer of Marines.

2720
02:45:17,790 --> 02:45:19,700
- All set, boys and girls,

2721
02:45:19,700 --> 02:45:21,620
here comes another one.

2722
02:46:57,500 --> 02:46:59,410
Hey, isn't it your move, Faye?

2723
02:46:59,410 --> 02:47:00,660
- That depends.

2724
02:47:01,500 --> 02:47:03,080
- Depends on what?

2725
02:47:03,080 --> 02:47:05,620
- On the rules you wanna play by.

2726
02:47:05,620 --> 02:47:08,370
You know those rules you invented last night?

2727
02:47:08,370 --> 02:47:10,580
Well, they're just too far out.

2728
02:47:10,580 --> 02:47:13,000
- Well, what do you say we compromise then?

2729
02:47:13,000 --> 02:47:16,950
I'll give a little and you give a little, huh?

2730
02:47:16,950 --> 02:47:20,370
- In chess, the rules are fixed...

2731
02:47:20,370 --> 02:47:21,620
and much safer.

2732
02:47:22,620 --> 02:47:24,790
- I'll bet your diary reads like...

2733
02:47:24,790 --> 02:47:25,870
like nothing.

2734
02:47:27,500 --> 02:47:30,200
All right, if you don't want me in your love life anymore,

2735
02:47:30,200 --> 02:47:31,500
there are plenty of other girls

2736
02:47:31,500 --> 02:47:34,250
who want me in their memoirs.

2737
02:47:34,250 --> 02:47:36,750
- You lost your chance.

2738
02:47:36,750 --> 02:47:39,000
- How about tonight?

2739
02:47:39,000 --> 02:47:41,160
- I'll let you know later.

2740
02:47:57,830 --> 02:48:02,660
- Stop here, I wanna talk to my girlfriend Sally.

2741
02:48:02,660 --> 02:48:04,660
Here's famous Mince-O-Matic

2742
02:48:04,660 --> 02:48:06,700
with powerful vacuum flip grip.

2743
02:48:06,700 --> 02:48:08,160
Love potato pancakes?

2744
02:48:08,160 --> 02:48:10,660
Then grate potatoes the safe, easy way!

2745
02:48:10,660 --> 02:48:13,330
Turn leftovers into money-saving meals.

2746
02:48:13,330 --> 02:48:16,120
Mince onions fast without tears.

2747
02:48:16,290 --> 02:48:18,500
Grate carrots for delicious health salad.

2748
02:48:18,500 --> 02:48:20,200
An electric ice crusher?

2749
02:48:20,200 --> 02:48:21,660
No, it's Mince-O-Matic.

2750
02:48:21,660 --> 02:48:23,950
Mince-O-Matic sold at $7.95.

2751
02:48:23,950 --> 02:48:28,250
Now it's $5.99 including this exciting food glamorizer free.

2752
02:48:28,250 --> 02:48:31,580
You'll make fresh lemon twists fast like a bartender

2753
02:48:31,580 --> 02:48:34,250
and beautiful radish roses for your garnishes.

2754
02:48:34,250 --> 02:48:37,750
To decorate fruit, simply change to fancy cutter.

2755
02:48:37,750 --> 02:48:39,540
Just pierce all the way round

2756
02:48:39,540 --> 02:48:41,870
and you have a glamorous tomato surprise

2757
02:48:41,870 --> 02:48:44,910
or a luscious grapefruit supreme.

2758
02:48:44,910 --> 02:48:47,370
- Can anyone here confirm this?

2759
02:48:47,370 --> 02:48:49,250
- Yes, I can.

2760
02:48:49,250 --> 02:48:52,410
- If even you, Mila, my niece said so,

2761
02:48:53,830 --> 02:48:56,160
then I'm forced to believe it.

2762
02:48:56,160 --> 02:48:58,790
Mince-O-Matic with free food glamorizer

2763
02:48:58,790 --> 02:49:00,160
for only $5.99.

2764
02:49:00,160 --> 02:49:03,160
Perfect Christmas gifts with satisfaction guaranteed!

2765
02:49:03,160 --> 02:49:05,540
Two great products from PBI.

2766
02:49:05,540 --> 02:49:07,080
Get yours at Woolco and Woolworth.

2767
02:49:07,080 --> 02:49:10,410
Remember you get seven food appliances in one for only $5.99.

2768
02:49:10,410 --> 02:49:12,080
So pick up two or three as gifts

2769
02:49:12,080 --> 02:49:14,080
at Woolco and Woolworth.

2770
02:49:25,540 --> 02:49:28,540
- Look Little Elk, it's Bud and Rex.

2771
02:49:34,790 --> 02:49:37,950
- Jerry! No, I must be dreaming.

2772
02:49:37,950 --> 02:49:39,370
- No, you're not, Bud.

2773
02:49:39,370 --> 02:49:40,830
It's sure enough Little Elk and me.

2774
02:49:40,830 --> 02:49:41,830
- Huh?
- Jerry?

2775
02:49:41,830 --> 02:49:42,870
And Little Elk!

2776
02:49:42,870 --> 02:49:43,750
Oh, pinch me!

2777
02:49:43,750 --> 02:49:44,950
Go ahead, pinch me!

2778
02:49:44,950 --> 02:49:47,160
I wanna be sure I'm awake.

2779
02:50:16,450 --> 02:50:17,290
- Rusty!

2780
02:50:21,450 --> 02:50:23,160
Oh, how you been?

2781
02:50:23,160 --> 02:50:24,080
Gee, Rusty.

2782
02:50:24,950 --> 02:50:26,790
Oh, it's good to see you again.

2783
02:50:26,790 --> 02:50:29,200
I didn't know where you were.

2784
02:50:35,370 --> 02:50:37,450
- What am I supposed to do?

2785
02:50:37,450 --> 02:50:40,580
Please, Mr. Evans, you got plenty of people working for you.

2786
02:50:40,580 --> 02:50:41,870
Me, I got only Johnny.

2787
02:50:41,870 --> 02:50:43,000
- Look, Jimmy, would you go

2788
02:50:43,000 --> 02:50:44,250
instead of Johnny if you could?

2789
02:50:44,250 --> 02:50:45,790
- Sure!
- Me too.

2790
02:50:45,790 --> 02:50:49,040
I'd give anything to ask whom.

2791
02:50:49,040 --> 02:50:49,870
I'm sorry.

2792
02:50:53,160 --> 02:50:55,620
Often people who are sensitive to others

2793
02:50:55,620 --> 02:50:58,660
can be more sensitive to headache pain.

2794
02:50:58,660 --> 02:51:00,660
Bufferin is for these people.

2795
02:51:00,660 --> 02:51:03,700
It's strong medicine that treats you gently.

2796
02:51:03,700 --> 02:51:05,290
Plain aspirin's fine,

2797
02:51:05,290 --> 02:51:07,160
but Bufferin goes to work much faster,

2798
02:51:07,160 --> 02:51:09,370
yet is gentler to your stomach.

2799
02:51:09,370 --> 02:51:11,750
We believe the strong medicine you need

2800
02:51:11,750 --> 02:51:13,500
should treat you gently.

2801
02:51:13,500 --> 02:51:15,870
Faster, gentler, Bufferin.

2802
02:51:15,870 --> 02:51:18,950
Strong medicine for sensitive people.

2803
02:51:24,660 --> 02:51:26,870
- The fact that he was killed without any apparent reason

2804
02:51:26,870 --> 02:51:29,540
is the one thing making it tough to crack.

2805
02:51:29,540 --> 02:51:31,750
- Yeah, killing does seem senseless.

2806
02:51:31,750 --> 02:51:32,830
- Senseless?

2807
02:51:32,830 --> 02:51:34,540
All murders are senseless.

2808
02:51:34,540 --> 02:51:36,290
But it beats me why anyone

2809
02:51:36,290 --> 02:51:38,200
would want to kill an old man like that.

2810
02:51:38,200 --> 02:51:39,910
- Well, people do strange things.

2811
02:51:39,910 --> 02:51:42,450
It's a supersonic age we live in.

2812
02:52:16,200 --> 02:52:17,540
- Here it comes!

2813
02:52:27,500 --> 02:52:28,410
- Holy cow.

2814
02:52:44,200 --> 02:52:45,120
- Steady...

2815
02:52:48,330 --> 02:52:49,160
Now!

2816
02:53:04,700 --> 02:53:06,540
Let's get out of here.

2817
02:53:32,330 --> 02:53:33,450
- Goof job bringing her back with me.

2818
02:53:33,450 --> 02:53:34,290
- Good boy.

2819
02:53:34,290 --> 02:53:36,620
- Just a moment, all of you.

2820
02:53:36,620 --> 02:53:39,160
Let's get everything straight before we start.

2821
02:53:39,160 --> 02:53:41,290
I know Jerry told you the only reason I'm here

2822
02:53:41,290 --> 02:53:43,660
is because I wanna get White Cloud.

2823
02:53:43,660 --> 02:53:46,580
I need your help and I'm willing to pay for it.

2824
02:53:46,580 --> 02:53:49,160
If you put White Cloud on top of your list,

2825
02:53:49,160 --> 02:53:51,620
I'll scout for you and do everything else I can

2826
02:53:51,620 --> 02:53:55,160
whenever you're about to settle a score with a Yankee.

2827
02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:56,830
I'm the only girl in this gang,

2828
02:53:56,830 --> 02:53:58,700
so let's get straight on that too.

2829
02:53:58,700 --> 02:54:01,370
Bob wants me to marry him and have that settled,

2830
02:54:01,370 --> 02:54:04,870
but I'm not interested in marrying anyone right now.

2831
02:54:04,870 --> 02:54:08,700
White Cloud killed my family and gave me that.

2832
02:54:10,120 --> 02:54:11,500
And until it's paid for,

2833
02:54:11,500 --> 02:54:13,660
there's nothing else on my mind.

2834
02:54:13,660 --> 02:54:15,330
In the last year or so,

2835
02:54:15,330 --> 02:54:17,950
nearly every one of you has asked me to marry him.

2836
02:54:17,950 --> 02:54:19,330
If you still feel that way,

2837
02:54:19,330 --> 02:54:21,790
I'm ready to make a deal with you.

2838
02:54:21,790 --> 02:54:23,330
When White Cloud is dead,

2839
02:54:23,330 --> 02:54:25,410
the man who does the most to make him that way

2840
02:54:25,410 --> 02:54:26,910
will be the one.

2841
02:54:26,910 --> 02:54:31,250
Until then, just remember
I've always been straight

2842
02:54:31,250 --> 02:54:34,290
and I'm gonna stay that way.

2843
02:54:34,290 --> 02:54:35,870
- Now let's go out into the country

2844
02:54:35,870 --> 02:54:37,200
where there's room to practice.

2845
02:54:37,200 --> 02:54:38,370
- But is it safe?

2846
02:54:38,370 --> 02:54:39,410
What about the Indians?

2847
02:54:39,410 --> 02:54:41,500
- Shucks, they're peaceful.

2848
02:54:41,500 --> 02:54:44,000
They just signed a treaty.

2849
02:54:56,120 --> 02:54:58,200
- That settles 'em, Bull.

2850
02:55:02,540 --> 02:55:03,620
- There's one wagon train

2851
02:55:03,620 --> 02:55:06,290
that won't reach Paradise valley.

2852
02:55:34,540 --> 02:55:36,160
- That means we've got to join up

2853
02:55:36,160 --> 02:55:37,830
with the wagon yet again

2854
02:55:37,830 --> 02:55:41,250
and watch for another chance to wreck it.

2855
02:55:48,790 --> 02:55:51,370
- Wait for Skippy! Wait for me!

2856
02:55:54,790 --> 02:55:57,450
- Oh, that Skippy is too much for television.

2857
02:55:57,450 --> 02:55:59,040
- Yeah, he sure is.

2858
02:56:04,500 --> 02:56:05,790
- Hi.

2859
02:56:05,790 --> 02:56:08,540
- Marv wants you to find some traffic to play in.

2860
02:56:08,540 --> 02:56:10,410
- I'd rather avoid crowds

2861
02:56:10,410 --> 02:56:11,620
like you two.

2862
02:56:11,620 --> 02:56:12,700
- You're not so funny.

2863
02:56:12,700 --> 02:56:14,450
You better get lost.

2864
02:56:14,450 --> 02:56:15,830
- Okay?

2865
02:56:15,830 --> 02:56:17,450
- You haven't called.

2866
02:56:17,450 --> 02:56:18,870
- Well look, doll.

2867
02:56:18,870 --> 02:56:21,160
Well, you almost got me in a bad jam the other night.

2868
02:56:21,160 --> 02:56:23,160
- I almost got you?

2869
02:56:23,160 --> 02:56:24,580
I didn't tell my old man

2870
02:56:24,580 --> 02:56:25,870
who I really was out with.

2871
02:56:25,870 --> 02:56:28,040
- Yeah, I heard you put the finger on the prof.

2872
02:56:28,040 --> 02:56:30,250
- And got found out.

2873
02:56:30,250 --> 02:56:32,500
This morning, my father grilled me again to tell him

2874
02:56:32,500 --> 02:56:34,040
and I wouldn't.

2875
02:56:34,040 --> 02:56:35,830
That's how much I think of you.

2876
02:56:35,830 --> 02:56:37,830
- Your old man, he is murder.

2877
02:56:38,000 --> 02:56:39,370
- How about tonight?

2878
02:56:39,370 --> 02:56:41,000
Oh, I love when we're parked

2879
02:56:41,160 --> 02:56:42,700
and you whisper in my ear.

2880
02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:44,790
- Ah, too much talk bugs me.

2881
02:56:44,790 --> 02:56:48,580
- Have I ever stopped you from being strong and silent?

2882
02:56:48,580 --> 02:56:50,620
Let's get together tonight.

2883
02:56:50,620 --> 02:56:52,620
- Huh, and play house?

2884
02:56:52,620 --> 02:56:54,750
The tired husband home from the grind.

2885
02:56:54,750 --> 02:56:57,750
Who can't wait to flop down in front of the TV set?

2886
02:56:57,750 --> 02:57:02,500
- Marv, I sure have missed our own very late, late shows.

2887
02:57:08,330 --> 02:57:11,580
I'll see you tonight or Friday.

2888
02:57:11,580 --> 02:57:15,040
We've got so many programs to catch up on.

2889
02:57:15,040 --> 02:57:16,950
- I'm on your frequency, doll,

2890
02:57:16,950 --> 02:57:18,370
and achin' to be tuned in.

2891
02:57:18,370 --> 02:57:19,660
Come Friday night,

2892
02:57:19,660 --> 02:57:21,200
we'll go to McKenna's bash together.

2893
02:57:21,200 --> 02:57:22,370
- I can't go there.

2894
02:57:22,370 --> 02:57:23,540
My old man said that if I-

2895
02:57:23,540 --> 02:57:24,790
- I'm fed up with your old man.

2896
02:57:24,790 --> 02:57:26,160
Mac's parties are always fun

2897
02:57:26,160 --> 02:57:29,620
and a tight money situation's got me socked into a corner.

2898
02:57:29,620 --> 02:57:30,700
Look, doll...

2899
02:57:31,950 --> 02:57:34,700
Now, how will Blake senior find out?

2900
02:57:34,700 --> 02:57:38,370
And why pass up all that free entertainment?

2901
02:57:39,450 --> 02:57:41,290
- I don't need any more of this.

2902
02:57:41,290 --> 02:57:42,790
I don't need you!

2903
02:57:42,790 --> 02:57:44,290
Motor Psycho.

2904
02:57:44,290 --> 02:57:46,330
Ripped from today's devastating headlines.

2905
02:57:46,330 --> 02:57:47,750
Bike riding hoodlums.

2906
02:57:47,750 --> 02:57:50,120
Black out on their murder cycle.

2907
02:57:50,120 --> 02:57:51,540
See Motor Psycho!

2908
02:57:52,950 --> 02:57:54,790
- Let's see that again on instant replay.

2909
02:57:54,790 --> 02:57:56,080
Motor Psycho.

2910
02:57:56,080 --> 02:57:58,370
Ripped from today's devastating headlines.

2911
02:57:58,370 --> 02:57:59,950
Bike riding hoodlums.

2912
02:57:59,950 --> 02:58:02,000
Black out on their murder cycle.

2913
02:58:02,000 --> 02:58:03,410
See Motor Psycho!

2914
02:58:05,160 --> 02:58:07,200
- Alex, I'd like you to meet Jim Freeman.

2915
02:58:07,200 --> 02:58:08,620
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

2916
02:58:08,620 --> 02:58:10,370
- You've seen the act he does with his wife?

2917
02:58:10,370 --> 02:58:11,500
- Yeah, it's pretty good.

2918
02:58:11,500 --> 02:58:12,700
Thanks.

2919
02:58:12,700 --> 02:58:14,450
- Huh, let's keep sex out of this.

2920
02:58:14,450 --> 02:58:16,120
Oh, what am I saying?

2921
02:58:16,120 --> 02:58:17,750
- I think we're gonna have a lot of fun

2922
02:58:17,750 --> 02:58:18,950
in the next couple of minutes.

2923
02:58:18,950 --> 02:58:21,120
We're gonna try a psychological experiment

2924
02:58:21,120 --> 02:58:23,700
based on something that most of you'll realize

2925
02:58:23,700 --> 02:58:25,910
is one of our national phobias.

2926
02:58:25,910 --> 02:58:27,330
Would you bring me the box please, Jack?

2927
02:58:27,330 --> 02:58:28,500
- Here it is, Harv.

2928
02:58:28,500 --> 02:58:29,620
- Do you know what's in it?

2929
02:58:29,620 --> 02:58:31,200
- No.

2930
02:58:31,200 --> 02:58:32,450
- Rats.

2931
02:58:32,450 --> 02:58:33,540
You take it.

2932
02:58:33,540 --> 02:58:34,540
- Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

2933
02:58:34,540 --> 02:58:35,500
Where's our next contestant?

2934
02:58:35,500 --> 02:58:36,500
Oh, she's back

2935
02:58:36,500 --> 02:58:37,330
in the dressing room,
- She?

2936
02:58:37,330 --> 02:58:38,450
- where you sent her before the show, remember?

2937
02:58:38,450 --> 02:58:39,450
- That's right, it's a lady.

2938
02:58:39,450 --> 02:58:40,450
We sent her off stage

2939
02:58:40,450 --> 02:58:41,790
because we have a couple of secrets

2940
02:58:41,790 --> 02:58:42,910
we don't want her to know about.

2941
02:58:42,910 --> 02:58:44,580
We let her, she's busy back there.

2942
02:58:44,580 --> 02:58:45,830
Now in this box,

2943
02:58:46,000 --> 02:58:47,790
we have two white rats.

2944
02:58:51,160 --> 02:58:53,750
One...

2945
02:58:53,750 --> 02:58:55,200
Two...

2946
02:58:55,200 --> 02:58:59,410
Two women's rats that they put in their hair.

2947
02:58:59,410 --> 02:59:01,500
Martha, Washington, okay?

2948
02:59:01,500 --> 02:59:03,160
Now you remember that, okay?

2949
02:59:03,160 --> 02:59:04,540
Bring the lady back in.

2950
02:59:04,540 --> 02:59:05,700
Get her out of the dressing room.

2951
02:59:05,700 --> 02:59:07,160
She doesn't know a thing about this so far.

2952
02:59:07,160 --> 02:59:10,330
And we wanna see whether a woman's unreasoning fear

2953
02:59:10,330 --> 02:59:12,950
will prevent her from getting a prize, all right?

2954
02:59:12,950 --> 02:59:14,500
How do you do?

2955
02:59:14,500 --> 02:59:16,540
Would you come over here, please?

2956
02:59:16,540 --> 02:59:18,160
Right here, you're Mrs...?

2957
02:59:18,160 --> 02:59:20,830
- Wade Ruby.

2958
02:59:19,250 --> 02:59:20,830
- Mrs. Who?

2959
02:59:20,830 --> 02:59:24,200
- Mrs. Ruby, you put up your hand before we went on the air

2960
02:59:24,200 --> 02:59:26,910
because you said that you were afraid of mice.

2961
02:59:26,910 --> 02:59:28,040
- Yes, I am.

2962
02:59:28,040 --> 02:59:29,950
- Why? Anything ever happened to you?

2963
02:59:29,950 --> 02:59:31,790
- I grabbed a hold of one at college one time

2964
02:59:31,790 --> 02:59:33,250
in my pocket eating crackers

2965
02:59:33,250 --> 02:59:34,830
I had taken home from the dining hall...

2966
02:59:34,830 --> 02:59:36,290
- And the mouse was in your pocket?

2967
02:59:36,290 --> 02:59:38,290
- It was in my pocket getting my crackers in my closet

2968
02:59:38,290 --> 02:59:40,330
and I grabbed hold and I couldn't get rid of it.

2969
02:59:40,330 --> 02:59:42,790
And the nurse came running and she thought I was dying.

2970
02:59:43,950 --> 02:59:45,450
- It gave you practically palpitations.

2971
02:59:45,450 --> 02:59:46,450
- I couldn't move.

2972
02:59:46,450 --> 02:59:47,370
I couldn't get rid of it.

2973
02:59:47,370 --> 02:59:49,200
- Yeah, well now,
Mrs. Wilson, is it?

2974
02:59:49,370 --> 02:59:50,330
- Ruby.
- Mrs. Ruby.

2975
02:59:50,330 --> 02:59:51,660
Now, Mrs. Ruby.

2976
02:59:55,450 --> 02:59:56,450
Don't leave.

2977
02:59:57,330 --> 02:59:59,080
In this-don't leave.

2978
03:00:00,160 --> 03:00:03,080
Mrs. Ruby, in this box is a $10 bill.

2979
03:00:05,160 --> 03:00:07,250
Would you like to have a $10 bill?

2980
03:00:07,250 --> 03:00:09,250
- What's it gotta have holes in it for?

2981
03:00:09,250 --> 03:00:11,040
- What they gotta have holes?

2982
03:00:11,040 --> 03:00:12,290
Well, you wouldn't think we'd put

2983
03:00:12,290 --> 03:00:14,500
any mice in there, would you?

2984
03:00:14,500 --> 03:00:16,500
- I think, I think you would.

2985
03:00:16,500 --> 03:00:19,950
- No, there are no mice in there, Mrs. Ruby.

2986
03:00:19,950 --> 03:00:22,410
There are two white rats.

2987
03:00:22,410 --> 03:00:24,080
- Well, that's good.

2988
03:00:25,790 --> 03:00:27,290
And now, now don't leave.

2989
03:00:27,290 --> 03:00:28,870
Keep, stay over here, Ms. Ruby.

2990
03:00:28,870 --> 03:00:31,160
Would you, if I lift this up,

2991
03:00:31,160 --> 03:00:33,450
would you put your hand in there and get the $10 out?

2992
03:00:33,450 --> 03:00:34,870
- No, I wouldn't.
- You wouldn't?

2993
03:00:34,870 --> 03:00:36,450
- No.
- Come closer.

2994
03:00:38,120 --> 03:00:40,200
Would you do it for $20?

2995
03:00:40,200 --> 03:00:41,370
- No.

2996
03:00:41,370 --> 03:00:43,950
- I'm gonna make a sporting proposition to you, Mrs. Ruby.

2997
03:00:43,950 --> 03:00:46,870
If you will just lift your hand up.

2998
03:00:50,160 --> 03:00:52,040
And I'll give you $40,

2999
03:00:52,040 --> 03:00:53,500
if you just put your hand in there

3000
03:00:53,500 --> 03:00:54,910
and pull a $10 bill out.

3001
03:00:54,910 --> 03:00:58,910
- Can I put my glove on?

3002
03:00:56,080 --> 03:00:58,910
- What?

3003
03:00:58,910 --> 03:01:00,330
- Should we let her put her glove on?

3004
03:01:00,330 --> 03:01:01,290
Yes!

3005
03:01:01,290 --> 03:01:03,040
- All right, put your gloves on.

3006
03:01:03,040 --> 03:01:05,040
All right, you can do it.

3007
03:01:05,040 --> 03:01:06,120
You can put...

3008
03:01:06,290 --> 03:01:07,660
All right, let, let, let,

3009
03:01:07,660 --> 03:01:09,040
and put it in.

3010
03:01:09,040 --> 03:01:11,000
- I'm not gonna do it with my glove.

3011
03:01:11,000 --> 03:01:12,750
- You aren't gonna do it with your glove on?

3012
03:01:12,750 --> 03:01:15,080
Come back in here, Mrs. Ruby.

3013
03:01:16,660 --> 03:01:18,830
Now, I'll tell you what.

3014
03:01:18,830 --> 03:01:21,500
I'll give you, I'll give you $60.

3015
03:01:24,290 --> 03:01:26,580
- No.
- You won't do it?

3016
03:01:26,580 --> 03:01:28,160
- You will not do it?
- No, I won't.

3017
03:01:28,160 --> 03:01:31,080
- I'll make one last offer to you, Mrs. Ruby.

3018
03:01:31,080 --> 03:01:32,830
This is my last offer:

3019
03:01:32,830 --> 03:01:33,830
$100 in cash

3020
03:01:35,450 --> 03:01:37,040
if you will just put your hand in there

3021
03:01:37,040 --> 03:01:38,080
where those two rats are.

3022
03:01:38,080 --> 03:01:39,080
- I can do it on my gloves?

3023
03:01:39,080 --> 03:01:41,830
- You can do it with your glove.

3024
03:01:54,160 --> 03:01:56,910
- I can't get it on, I'm nervous.

3025
03:01:59,500 --> 03:02:02,620
- All right, now you reach in there?

3026
03:02:02,620 --> 03:02:05,910
- Have you got 'em tied?

3027
03:02:02,620 --> 03:02:04,410
- Huh?

3028
03:02:05,910 --> 03:02:07,660
No, they're not tied.

3029
03:02:14,450 --> 03:02:15,790
- Well, hold it.

3030
03:02:15,790 --> 03:02:17,450
- How will I get it without getting...

3031
03:02:17,450 --> 03:02:19,370
Oh, it's the rat!

3032
03:02:19,370 --> 03:02:22,370
- Huh? Don't-come on over here.

3033
03:02:22,370 --> 03:02:23,450
$100 in cash.

3034
03:02:25,080 --> 03:02:26,450
Just shut your eyes

3035
03:02:26,450 --> 03:02:27,870
and reach right in there.-?

3036
03:02:27,870 --> 03:02:30,080
- No hurry up, right now.

3037
03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:31,950
All right, come on.

3038
03:02:31,950 --> 03:02:33,830
Put your hands in.

3039
03:02:33,830 --> 03:02:36,250
- Put it in.
- Well, what is it?

3040
03:02:42,200 --> 03:02:44,580
They are white rats.

3041
03:02:44,580 --> 03:02:45,580
Aren't they?

3042
03:02:47,700 --> 03:02:50,160
Mrs. Ruby, you have proven

3043
03:02:50,330 --> 03:02:51,910
that you have overcome your fear.

3044
03:02:51,910 --> 03:02:54,040
Shake hands and you have got

3045
03:02:54,040 --> 03:02:55,120
$100 in cash.

3046
03:03:03,700 --> 03:03:04,950
- That's weird.

3047
03:03:35,200 --> 03:03:37,160
- Very sad case.

3048
03:03:37,160 --> 03:03:42,000
A case not infrequent in this supersonic age we live in.

3049
03:03:44,410 --> 03:03:47,080
- I'm afraid I was unwise in advising her

3050
03:03:47,080 --> 03:03:51,200
to take Harry back after they'd separated.

3051
03:03:51,200 --> 03:03:53,120
- Who knows, my friend.

3052
03:03:54,040 --> 03:03:56,580
When women reach the age of maturity,

3053
03:03:56,580 --> 03:03:59,790
mother nature sometimes overworks the frustration

3054
03:03:59,790 --> 03:04:02,120
to a point of irrationalism.

3055
03:04:03,620 --> 03:04:05,410
Harry!

3056
03:04:05,410 --> 03:04:06,750
- What was that?

3057
03:04:07,750 --> 03:04:09,080
Harry!

3058
03:04:10,950 --> 03:04:11,830
Harry!

3059
03:04:13,580 --> 03:04:15,000
- I'll get Dr. Cushing.

3060
03:04:15,000 --> 03:04:16,410
Harry!

3061
03:04:16,410 --> 03:04:17,910
I want out of here!

3062
03:04:17,910 --> 03:04:20,160
- Nancy, Nancy, calm yourself.

3063
03:04:20,160 --> 03:04:21,410
Morphine!

3064
03:04:21,410 --> 03:04:22,620
Harry's asleep in his room.

3065
03:04:22,620 --> 03:04:23,750
He'd be right here.

3066
03:04:23,750 --> 03:04:24,660
Harry!

3067
03:04:24,660 --> 03:04:26,660
...Biblical times man has witnessed

3068
03:04:26,660 --> 03:04:30,000
and reported strange manifestations in the sky

3069
03:04:30,000 --> 03:04:31,950
and speculated on the possibilities

3070
03:04:31,950 --> 03:04:34,540
of visitors from another world.

3071
03:04:47,500 --> 03:04:49,950
Today from the skies of California,

3072
03:04:49,950 --> 03:04:51,790
the air intelligence command

3073
03:04:51,790 --> 03:04:54,660
gathers and sifts data from all quarters of the globe.

3074
03:04:54,660 --> 03:04:58,000
97% of the objects prove on investigation

3075
03:04:58,000 --> 03:04:59,450
to be of natural origin

3076
03:04:59,450 --> 03:05:02,500
but 3% still are listed as unknown.

3077
03:05:02,500 --> 03:05:04,250
The Air Force is aware

3078
03:05:04,250 --> 03:05:06,200
that the widely held belief that some of these

3079
03:05:06,200 --> 03:05:08,620
could be flying saucers from another planet.

3080
03:05:08,620 --> 03:05:11,080
While there is nothing conclusive in the evidence,

3081
03:05:11,080 --> 03:05:13,410
the probing and digesting of information

3082
03:05:13,410 --> 03:05:16,160
about UFOs continues unceasingly.

3083
03:05:19,160 --> 03:05:22,620
As a result, headquarters of the Hemispheric Defense Command

3084
03:05:22,620 --> 03:05:24,910
in Colorado Springs issued an order.

3085
03:05:24,910 --> 03:05:28,200
All military installations are to fire on site

3086
03:05:28,200 --> 03:05:32,250
at any flying objects not identifiable.

3087
03:05:32,250 --> 03:05:33,750
But even as they did so,

3088
03:05:33,750 --> 03:05:36,450
the military wondered whether their scientific know-how

3089
03:05:36,450 --> 03:05:39,540
and their best weapons would be effective in any battle

3090
03:05:39,540 --> 03:05:42,790
of the Earth versus the flying saucers.

3091
03:06:45,620 --> 03:06:48,040
- Do you hear something?

3092
03:06:48,040 --> 03:06:49,040
- Hear what?

3093
03:06:50,200 --> 03:06:52,160
I don't hear-
- Shh, listen.

3094
03:07:09,160 --> 03:07:10,000
Pull over.

3095
03:07:42,330 --> 03:07:44,330
- Ross, it was a saucer.

3096
03:07:46,120 --> 03:07:48,370
- Anything you say, Poopsie.

3097
03:07:55,160 --> 03:07:56,620
- Sunday, as it says.

3098
03:07:56,620 --> 03:07:58,370
- You want another waffle, Mr. Stonewell?

3099
03:07:58,370 --> 03:07:59,330
- No, thanks.

3100
03:07:59,330 --> 03:08:00,370
- You, Ms. Stonewell?

3101
03:08:00,370 --> 03:08:01,500
- If I eat another waffle, Creole,

3102
03:08:01,500 --> 03:08:02,540
I'd turn into one.

3103
03:08:02,540 --> 03:08:03,370
You eat them.

3104
03:08:03,370 --> 03:08:05,500
- Oh, I can't, I'd just die.

3105
03:08:05,500 --> 03:08:07,410
- A waffle or two won't make any difference.

3106
03:08:07,410 --> 03:08:10,200
- Oh, I ain't dying for my figure.

3107
03:08:10,200 --> 03:08:12,410
I was dying for my mind.

3108
03:08:12,410 --> 03:08:15,620
The doctor said if I didn't eat no more starch,

3109
03:08:15,620 --> 03:08:17,700
it would take the fat off my head

3110
03:08:17,700 --> 03:08:20,200
and ought to improve my mind.

3111
03:08:22,290 --> 03:08:23,910
- That's the telephone, Creole.

3112
03:08:23,910 --> 03:08:25,500
- Yes, I'll get it.

3113
03:08:26,370 --> 03:08:27,910
- Well, she certainly can cook.

3114
03:08:27,910 --> 03:08:29,790
That's more than most of them can do.

3115
03:08:29,790 --> 03:08:31,410
Hello?

3116
03:08:41,500 --> 03:08:43,040
- Hello baby.

3117
03:08:43,040 --> 03:08:44,500
- What, you!

3118
03:08:44,500 --> 03:08:45,750
Leave me alone!

3119
03:08:47,580 --> 03:08:48,830
Cut it out!

3120
03:08:48,830 --> 03:08:49,660
You!

3121
03:08:50,620 --> 03:08:52,620
Look what you did to me!

3122
03:08:53,910 --> 03:08:55,950
- Honey, you never learn, do you?

3123
03:08:55,950 --> 03:08:57,580
You're the type that can get run over

3124
03:08:57,580 --> 03:08:59,450
with a steam roller and come back for a second.

3125
03:08:59,450 --> 03:09:00,580
- He grabbed me.

3126
03:09:00,580 --> 03:09:03,080
That's all I could do!

3127
03:09:03,080 --> 03:09:04,830
- What's with you?

3128
03:09:04,830 --> 03:09:06,790
Can't you keep your hands off any doll that walks by?

3129
03:09:06,790 --> 03:09:08,910
You want all the women in the world?

3130
03:09:08,910 --> 03:09:11,330
- Baby, you're crowding me.

3131
03:09:11,330 --> 03:09:13,950
- No one runs Nick Barrow

3132
03:09:13,950 --> 03:09:16,160
and no one owns me.

3133
03:09:16,160 --> 03:09:21,120
Look, it's time we get off this merry-go-round.

3134
03:09:21,120 --> 03:09:25,040
You think I'd take someone like you along with me?

3135
03:09:25,040 --> 03:09:26,830
I'm tired of you.

3136
03:09:26,830 --> 03:09:28,330
I know you like a book.

3137
03:09:28,330 --> 03:09:30,790
You got nothing new to offer.

3138
03:09:33,410 --> 03:09:35,580
Get out of here before
I kick your teeth in,

3139
03:09:35,580 --> 03:09:37,250
you cheap little tramp.

3140
03:09:37,250 --> 03:09:38,580
- Goodbye, Nick.

3141
03:09:39,540 --> 03:09:41,580
- Wait honey, wait.

3142
03:09:41,580 --> 03:09:44,330
Yeah, honey, wait a minute, wait.

3143
03:09:50,830 --> 03:09:52,750
- All right, now I turn the wheel left.

3144
03:09:52,750 --> 03:09:54,000
- Left?
- Right.

3145
03:09:54,160 --> 03:09:54,950
- Which way do you want me to turn?

3146
03:09:54,950 --> 03:09:55,790
- To the left!

3147
03:09:55,790 --> 03:09:57,120
- To the left?
- That's right.

3148
03:09:57,120 --> 03:09:58,540
- How can the left be right,

3149
03:09:58,540 --> 03:09:59,750
If I turn to the left, that's left.

3150
03:09:59,750 --> 03:10:00,700
- No, that's right.

3151
03:10:00,700 --> 03:10:01,540
- You want me to turn to the left?

3152
03:10:01,540 --> 03:10:02,910
- To the left, that's right.

3153
03:10:02,910 --> 03:10:04,040
- How can I turn it left

3154
03:10:04,040 --> 03:10:05,160
if you want me to go to right?

3155
03:10:05,160 --> 03:10:06,160
The right's over that way.

3156
03:10:06,160 --> 03:10:07,000
- No, listen, I don't want you to turn it right.

3157
03:10:07,000 --> 03:10:07,830
I want you to turn it left.

3158
03:10:07,830 --> 03:10:08,660
- You want me

3159
03:10:08,660 --> 03:10:09,500
- to turn it left?
- Right.

3160
03:10:09,500 --> 03:10:10,330
- Get it right,

3161
03:10:10,330 --> 03:10:11,160
- come on now.
- Now which way

3162
03:10:11,160 --> 03:10:12,000
do you want me to turn the wheel?

3163
03:10:12,000 --> 03:10:13,120
- To the left!
- To the left.

3164
03:10:13,120 --> 03:10:14,450
- All right.
- Now look, slicker.

3165
03:10:14,450 --> 03:10:15,750
That's the same trouble

3166
03:10:15,750 --> 03:10:16,910
I have with my feet in the army.

3167
03:10:16,910 --> 03:10:18,200
- Oh, come on!
- Come on.

3168
03:10:18,200 --> 03:10:19,450
- Attention!

3169
03:10:19,450 --> 03:10:21,160
Now I'm gonna get that Nick Barrow

3170
03:10:21,330 --> 03:10:23,580
and make him look like he's driving a wheelbarrow.

3171
03:10:23,580 --> 03:10:26,040
Let's go, all cars for race number four

3172
03:10:26,040 --> 03:10:28,120
on the start grid, please.

3173
03:10:29,750 --> 03:10:31,000
,

3174
03:10:31,000 --> 03:10:32,330
Looking to send them on their way.

3175
03:10:32,330 --> 03:10:34,540
The flag is up, flare up!

3176
03:10:42,120 --> 03:10:43,540
Nick Barrow on number 19

3177
03:10:43,540 --> 03:10:45,040
moves from fourth to first.

3178
03:10:45,040 --> 03:10:48,870
Right behind him, the number 11 is Hap Barley.

3179
03:11:14,370 --> 03:11:16,540
- You can't stay mad, huh?

3180
03:11:20,620 --> 03:11:21,830
- I never should have tried

3181
03:11:21,830 --> 03:11:22,950
to keep this outta the papers.

3182
03:11:22,950 --> 03:11:25,500
The poor girl, she's had so much publicity all her life.

3183
03:11:25,500 --> 03:11:27,200
I'm afraid now there's no alternative.

3184
03:11:27,200 --> 03:11:28,950
We'll have to notify the authorities.

3185
03:11:28,950 --> 03:11:31,750
- If you hadn't succeeded in giving her that sedative,

3186
03:11:31,750 --> 03:11:33,580
there's no telling what would've happened.

3187
03:11:33,580 --> 03:11:34,910
- Well, thank heaven,

3188
03:11:34,910 --> 03:11:37,200
we got the chains on her arms and legs.

3189
03:11:37,200 --> 03:11:39,620
- How long will the morphine be effective?

3190
03:11:39,620 --> 03:11:41,540
- No telling with the size of her body,

3191
03:11:41,540 --> 03:11:43,330
but we'll have to keep her under sedation

3192
03:11:43,330 --> 03:11:44,700
until the state police arrive.

3193
03:11:44,700 --> 03:11:47,700
I'll phone the authorities at Baker.

3194
03:11:50,410 --> 03:11:52,450
Operator...

3195
03:11:52,450 --> 03:11:54,370
- Dr., Dr. Cushing, it's her!

3196
03:11:54,370 --> 03:11:55,950
She's come to again,

3197
03:11:55,950 --> 03:11:56,870
Dr. Cushing!

3198
03:11:56,870 --> 03:11:57,700
- Head there, nurse.

3199
03:11:57,700 --> 03:11:58,950
More morphine!

3200
03:12:00,660 --> 03:12:03,290
Operator, operator, operator.

3201
03:12:03,290 --> 03:12:04,750
This is your operator.

3202
03:12:04,750 --> 03:12:06,450
What's going on there?

3203
03:12:06,450 --> 03:12:07,620
What's happening?

3204
03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:08,700
- Hurry now, add morphine!

3205
03:12:08,700 --> 03:12:09,620
- Morphine!

3206
03:12:11,370 --> 03:12:12,870
- Oh, she's large!

3207
03:12:32,250 --> 03:12:33,950
- Operator, operator!

3208
03:12:42,450 --> 03:12:44,830
- I know where my husband is.

3209
03:12:44,830 --> 03:12:46,580
He's with that woman!

3210
03:12:49,080 --> 03:12:50,250
I'll find you.

3211
03:12:51,370 --> 03:12:52,450
- She's gone!

3212
03:13:01,580 --> 03:13:03,410
She's heading to town.

3213
03:13:14,290 --> 03:13:15,830
That weekend, Valerie and I

3214
03:13:15,830 --> 03:13:17,660
went into the country.

3215
03:13:19,370 --> 03:13:21,000
There wasn't very much to do

3216
03:13:21,160 --> 03:13:23,950
and so we spent most of the time just running about...

3217
03:13:23,950 --> 03:13:26,620
running about all over the place like children.

3218
03:13:26,620 --> 03:13:28,370
Goodness, how we ran.

3219
03:13:30,160 --> 03:13:33,540
We ran and ran and ran and ran and ran.

3220
03:13:33,540 --> 03:13:36,200
Valerie always ran faster than me.

3221
03:13:36,200 --> 03:13:39,870
She said it was all the smoking I was doing.

3222
03:13:41,370 --> 03:13:42,950
But one day, I remember,

3223
03:13:42,950 --> 03:13:45,290
I made a tremendous spurt and caught her.

3224
03:13:45,290 --> 03:13:47,080
She slipped and fell,

3225
03:13:47,080 --> 03:13:48,950
and suddenly I was sprawling all over her,

3226
03:13:48,950 --> 03:13:51,450
tumbling and groping and sprawling all over her.

3227
03:13:51,450 --> 03:13:53,500
And suddenly, it came to me,

3228
03:13:53,500 --> 03:13:55,040
out of the blue almost,

3229
03:13:55,040 --> 03:13:58,540
and I knew it was time a socialist got in.

3230
03:14:04,450 --> 03:14:07,120
- And so the Chamber of
Commerce has decided to increase

3231
03:14:07,120 --> 03:14:10,160
the annual advertising budget here in Las Vegas.

3232
03:14:10,160 --> 03:14:12,580
Well, it looks like the FSOOE

3233
03:14:13,700 --> 03:14:17,040
that stands for Flying
Saucer Observers of Earth

3234
03:14:17,040 --> 03:14:20,120
have a competitor in the Seeing
Strange Things department.

3235
03:14:20,120 --> 03:14:22,450
And this time, it's right here in Nevada.

3236
03:14:22,450 --> 03:14:26,290
Now it seems that two motorists driving south on Highway 93

3237
03:14:26,290 --> 03:14:29,750
barely missed a collision with, now get this,

3238
03:14:29,750 --> 03:14:31,080
a 60-foot giant.

3239
03:14:32,160 --> 03:14:35,080
What have you got to top that one?

3240
03:14:36,790 --> 03:14:39,080
"The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet"

3241
03:14:39,080 --> 03:14:42,250
starring the entire Nelson family.

3242
03:14:42,250 --> 03:14:43,330
Here's Ozzie.

3243
03:14:44,950 --> 03:14:46,200
Here's Harriet.

3244
03:14:47,830 --> 03:14:48,910
Here's David.

3245
03:14:51,290 --> 03:14:52,700
And here's Ricky.

3246
03:14:55,370 --> 03:14:59,410
Here they are, America's favorite family, the Nelsons.

3247
03:15:04,790 --> 03:15:06,370
Whenever Rick and his gang

3248
03:15:06,370 --> 03:15:07,910
come over to the house for a party,

3249
03:15:07,910 --> 03:15:09,540
we know they always want us

3250
03:15:09,540 --> 03:15:13,370
to have plenty of good, cold Milk.

3251
03:15:42,620 --> 03:15:46,330
- Boy, those kids sure have a lot of vitality.

3252
03:15:46,330 --> 03:15:48,660
- Hey sister, can you stop your motor for a minute?

3253
03:15:48,660 --> 03:15:50,370
- Can't stop now, brother.

3254
03:15:50,370 --> 03:15:52,370
My brakes need relining.

3255
03:16:45,410 --> 03:16:47,330
- All right boys, I got a little refreshment here.

3256
03:16:47,330 --> 03:16:48,790
That's-
- I just love to help.

3257
03:16:48,790 --> 03:16:50,290
- What can I do, Stevie?
- No, no.

3258
03:16:50,290 --> 03:16:51,250
- Oh please, Stevie.

3259
03:16:51,250 --> 03:16:52,330
- Let me help.
- No, no, no.

3260
03:16:52,330 --> 03:16:53,410
- Need some help, brother?

3261
03:16:53,410 --> 03:16:54,370
- You help Gogo.

3262
03:16:54,370 --> 03:16:55,700
The professor's had enough help already.

3263
03:16:55,700 --> 03:16:57,250
- I gonna show the movie soon.

3264
03:16:57,250 --> 03:16:58,660
Say how's the chance of me getting a job

3265
03:16:58,660 --> 03:16:59,950
as your assistant on the survey?

3266
03:16:59,950 --> 03:17:01,250
I could put your material together.

3267
03:17:01,250 --> 03:17:02,200
- How many times

3268
03:17:02,200 --> 03:17:03,830
have I told you that those questions

3269
03:17:03,830 --> 03:17:05,500
are too personal and confidential

3270
03:17:05,500 --> 03:17:07,580
to be handled by anybody in the same age group?

3271
03:17:07,750 --> 03:17:09,580
Well, just you ask the questions, eh, Mac?

3272
03:17:09,580 --> 03:17:10,540
- There we go.

3273
03:17:10,540 --> 03:17:11,790
- Why don't you let him help you?

3274
03:17:11,790 --> 03:17:12,830
- Skippy?

3275
03:17:12,830 --> 03:17:14,330
The kid's got the dirtiest mind in the school.

3276
03:17:14,330 --> 03:17:15,870
You let him handle the questionnaire

3277
03:17:15,870 --> 03:17:17,500
and he'd be out of his skull in no time.

3278
03:17:17,500 --> 03:17:18,750
- Hey there, partner, how you doing?

3279
03:17:18,750 --> 03:17:19,750
You have a lot of fun.

3280
03:17:19,750 --> 03:17:20,700
Good for you.

3281
03:17:20,700 --> 03:17:22,080
Don't fall in there, and...

3282
03:17:22,080 --> 03:17:23,790
Everybody, you wanna wear a lampshade

3283
03:17:23,790 --> 03:17:25,200
or anything like that?

3284
03:17:25,200 --> 03:17:26,040
Like they do at the parties.

3285
03:17:26,040 --> 03:17:26,870
Like anybody want to go through

3286
03:17:26,870 --> 03:17:27,870
the medicine cabinet or something?

3287
03:17:27,870 --> 03:17:29,080
Whatever you want,

3288
03:17:29,080 --> 03:17:30,200
I know what it's time to.

3289
03:17:30,200 --> 03:17:31,500
How about a little dance?

3290
03:17:31,500 --> 03:17:33,290
I just learned the bunny hug from one the kids.

3291
03:17:33,290 --> 03:17:34,950
- Oh, I'd dance with you.

3292
03:17:34,950 --> 03:17:35,830
- Oh no.

3293
03:17:37,330 --> 03:17:38,620
You're too fast for me.

3294
03:17:38,620 --> 03:17:39,700
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

3295
03:17:39,700 --> 03:17:40,950
- Oh no.
- Oh man.

3296
03:17:43,120 --> 03:17:45,330
No wonder I'm mad about you.

3297
03:17:45,330 --> 03:17:46,790
- Oh hey, how about something to drink?

3298
03:17:46,790 --> 03:17:48,080
What do you say?

3299
03:17:48,080 --> 03:17:49,450
Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.

3300
03:17:49,450 --> 03:17:52,620
Professor Steven McKinder's elixir.

3301
03:17:52,620 --> 03:17:54,660
- This is the worst party of the year.

3302
03:17:54,660 --> 03:17:55,870
- Why?

3303
03:17:55,870 --> 03:17:57,290
- They're out of Schlitz.

3304
03:17:57,290 --> 03:17:58,700
- Don't they have any of the kind?

3305
03:17:58,700 --> 03:17:59,660
- Who cares?

3306
03:17:59,660 --> 03:18:00,700
When you're out of Schlitz,

3307
03:18:00,700 --> 03:18:02,580
you're out of beer.

3308
03:18:02,580 --> 03:18:04,500
- Hey baby, that dance got a name?

3309
03:18:04,500 --> 03:18:06,290
- Can you see what I'm doing?

3310
03:18:06,290 --> 03:18:08,540
- Yeah, you're twisting yourself into a nervous breakdown.

3311
03:18:08,540 --> 03:18:10,040
- That's it, brother, the twist!

3312
03:18:10,040 --> 03:18:12,620
And if you bruise easily,

3313
03:18:12,620 --> 03:18:14,790
oh, stay away from my ifs!

3314
03:18:18,080 --> 03:18:21,500
- So that's what they call it, the twist.

3315
03:21:00,790 --> 03:21:02,750
- Look at Mac.

3316
03:21:02,750 --> 03:21:05,660
His heart's pumping 90 proof blood.

3317
03:21:06,700 --> 03:21:08,250
- Yeah, how about us getting outta here

3318
03:21:08,250 --> 03:21:10,870
and really going into a high temperature boil?

3319
03:21:10,870 --> 03:21:13,250
- And miss any of this?

3320
03:21:13,250 --> 03:21:14,950
- That's mighty hot work, Mac.

3321
03:21:14,950 --> 03:21:16,540
How about a nice cold drink?

3322
03:21:16,540 --> 03:21:18,330
- Oh, yeah.
- Women and children first.

3323
03:21:18,330 --> 03:21:19,580
- Hey, how you-

3324
03:21:42,410 --> 03:21:44,750
- Oh, okay, kill the lights.

3325
03:21:56,040 --> 03:21:58,500
- Now this is the kind of atmosphere I go for.

3326
03:21:58,500 --> 03:22:01,000
- Too bad you're not my ideal.

3327
03:22:02,120 --> 03:22:02,950
- Hi.

3328
03:22:03,870 --> 03:22:06,450
- You're not my ideal, in face.

3329
03:22:37,790 --> 03:22:38,950
- Crazy title.

3330
03:22:41,120 --> 03:22:43,250
- We didn't make that.

3331
03:22:43,410 --> 03:22:45,750
- First of all, we've got a house in Washington

3332
03:22:45,750 --> 03:22:47,250
which cost $41,000

3333
03:22:48,120 --> 03:22:50,370
and in which we owe $20,000.

3334
03:22:51,500 --> 03:22:53,950
We have a house in Whittier, California,

3335
03:22:53,950 --> 03:22:55,450
which cost $13,000

3336
03:22:56,370 --> 03:22:59,040
and on which we owe $3,000.

3337
03:22:59,040 --> 03:23:01,870
My folks are living there at the present time.

3338
03:23:01,870 --> 03:23:04,950
I have just $4,000 in life insurance,

3339
03:23:06,500 --> 03:23:08,290
plus my GI policy,

3340
03:23:08,290 --> 03:23:10,540
which I've never been able to convert

3341
03:23:10,540 --> 03:23:12,450
and which will run out in two years.

3342
03:23:12,450 --> 03:23:15,000
I have no life insurance whatever on Pat.

3343
03:23:15,000 --> 03:23:17,700
I have no life insurance on our two youngsters,

3344
03:23:17,700 --> 03:23:19,500
Trisha and Julie.

3345
03:23:19,500 --> 03:23:21,830
I own a 1950 Oldsmobile car.

3346
03:23:22,830 --> 03:23:24,500
We have our furniture.

3347
03:23:24,500 --> 03:23:28,120
We have no stocks and bonds of any type.

3348
03:23:28,120 --> 03:23:30,200
We have no interest of any kind,

3349
03:23:30,200 --> 03:23:31,950
direct or indirect

3350
03:23:31,950 --> 03:23:33,290
in any business.

3351
03:23:34,790 --> 03:23:37,120
Now that's what we have.

3352
03:23:37,120 --> 03:23:38,450
What do we owe?

3353
03:23:38,450 --> 03:23:40,200
Well, in addition to the mortgage,

3354
03:23:40,200 --> 03:23:42,790
the $20,000 mortgage on the house in Washington,

3355
03:23:42,950 --> 03:23:45,410
the $10,000 one on the house in Whittier,

3356
03:23:45,580 --> 03:23:49,120
I owe $4,500 to the Riggs
Bank in Washington DC

3357
03:23:49,120 --> 03:23:52,040
with interest four and a half percent.

3358
03:23:52,040 --> 03:23:54,200
I owe $3,500 to my parents

3359
03:23:55,200 --> 03:23:57,370
and the interest on that loan,

3360
03:23:57,370 --> 03:23:59,040
which I pay regularly,

3361
03:23:59,040 --> 03:24:00,750
because it's the part of the savings

3362
03:24:00,750 --> 03:24:02,290
they made through the years,

3363
03:24:02,290 --> 03:24:04,000
they were working so hard.

3364
03:24:04,000 --> 03:24:06,410
I pay regularly 4% of it.

3365
03:24:06,410 --> 03:24:08,700
And then, I have a $500 loan,

3366
03:24:08,700 --> 03:24:11,540
which I have on my life insurance.

3367
03:24:12,950 --> 03:24:16,330
- Fascinating, horrible but fascinating.

3368
03:24:18,410 --> 03:24:20,750
- It isn't very much.

3369
03:24:20,750 --> 03:24:23,450
But Pat and I have the satisfaction

3370
03:24:23,450 --> 03:24:27,200
that every dime that we got is honestly ours.

3371
03:24:29,160 --> 03:24:30,830
I should say this,

3372
03:24:30,830 --> 03:24:33,160
that Pat doesn't have a mink coat,

3373
03:24:33,330 --> 03:24:37,250
but she does have a respectable
Republican cloth coat.

3374
03:24:37,250 --> 03:24:42,080
And I always tell her that she'd look good in anything.

3375
03:24:42,080 --> 03:24:45,040
One other thing I probably should tell you,

3376
03:24:45,040 --> 03:24:46,370
because if I don't,

3377
03:24:46,370 --> 03:24:48,660
they'll probably be saying this about me too,

3378
03:24:48,660 --> 03:24:51,250
we did get something, a gift,

3379
03:24:51,250 --> 03:24:52,830
after the election.

3380
03:24:55,410 --> 03:24:58,500
A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact

3381
03:24:58,500 --> 03:25:02,200
that our two youngsters would like to have a dog.

3382
03:25:02,200 --> 03:25:03,790
And believe it or not,

3383
03:25:03,790 --> 03:25:06,620
the day before we left in this campaign trip,

3384
03:25:06,620 --> 03:25:10,080
we got a message from the
Union station in Baltimore

3385
03:25:10,080 --> 03:25:12,250
saying they had a package for us.

3386
03:25:12,250 --> 03:25:14,040
They went down to get it.

3387
03:25:14,040 --> 03:25:15,580
You know what it was?

3388
03:25:15,580 --> 03:25:18,620
It was a little Cocker Spaniel dog

3389
03:25:18,620 --> 03:25:20,200
in a crate that he'd sent

3390
03:25:20,200 --> 03:25:21,750
all the way from Texas,

3391
03:25:21,750 --> 03:25:23,750
black and white spotted.

3392
03:25:23,750 --> 03:25:26,410
And our little girl,
Trisha, the 6-year-old,

3393
03:25:26,410 --> 03:25:28,290
named it Chuck.

3394
03:25:28,290 --> 03:25:32,000
And you know, the kids, like all kids, loved the dog.

3395
03:25:32,000 --> 03:25:34,200
And I just want to say this right now,

3396
03:25:34,200 --> 03:25:36,790
that regardless of what they say about it,

3397
03:25:36,790 --> 03:25:38,450
we're gonna keep it.

3398
03:25:41,290 --> 03:25:43,290
- He's a very funny man.

3399
03:25:44,450 --> 03:25:46,500
- Yeah, I can see.

3400
03:25:46,500 --> 03:25:49,540
- And now finally, I know that you wonder

3401
03:25:49,540 --> 03:25:52,700
whether or not I am going to stay

3402
03:25:52,700 --> 03:25:55,120
on the Republican tickets or resign.

3403
03:25:55,120 --> 03:25:56,580
Let me say this.

3404
03:25:56,580 --> 03:25:58,910
I don't believe that I ought to quit

3405
03:25:58,910 --> 03:26:01,450
because I'm not a quitter.

3406
03:26:01,450 --> 03:26:04,200
And incidentally, Pat's not a quitter after all.

3407
03:26:04,370 --> 03:26:06,160
Her name was Patricia Ryan

3408
03:26:06,160 --> 03:26:08,080
and she was born Saint Patrick's Day.

3409
03:26:08,080 --> 03:26:09,790
And you know the Irish never quit.

3410
03:26:09,790 --> 03:26:12,750
But the decision, my friends, is not mine.

3411
03:26:12,750 --> 03:26:14,870
I would do nothing that would harm

3412
03:26:14,870 --> 03:26:17,620
the possibilities of Dwight Eisenhower

3413
03:26:17,620 --> 03:26:19,950
to become president of the United States.

3414
03:26:19,950 --> 03:26:23,450
And for that reason, I am submitting

3415
03:26:23,450 --> 03:26:26,410
to the Republican National Committee

3416
03:26:26,410 --> 03:26:28,790
tonight through this television broadcast,

3417
03:26:28,790 --> 03:26:30,910
the decision which it is theirs to make.

3418
03:26:30,910 --> 03:26:32,750
- Well, maybe we ought to get rid of him,

3419
03:26:32,750 --> 03:26:36,040
one of the zoos would buy him.

3420
03:26:36,040 --> 03:26:38,750
- Let them decide whether my position on the tickets

3421
03:26:38,750 --> 03:26:40,370
will help or hurt.

3422
03:26:40,370 --> 03:26:42,750
And I'm going to ask you to help them decide.

3423
03:26:42,750 --> 03:26:45,620
Wire and write the
Republican National Committee

3424
03:26:45,620 --> 03:26:47,580
whether you think I should stay on

3425
03:26:47,750 --> 03:26:49,950
or whether I should get off.

3426
03:26:50,830 --> 03:26:52,700
- How did that get in here?

3427
03:26:52,700 --> 03:26:54,660
- That's pretty crude.

3428
03:26:54,830 --> 03:26:56,830
- What does he think he can get away with anyway?

3429
03:26:56,830 --> 03:26:58,500
- I never thought he would go that far.

3430
03:26:58,500 --> 03:27:00,830
- Come on, let's get out of here.

3431
03:27:00,830 --> 03:27:02,910
- I think maybe it's time we all left.

3432
03:27:02,910 --> 03:27:04,410
- Good night, please.

3433
03:27:04,410 --> 03:27:05,540
- Boy, oh boy.

3434
03:27:05,540 --> 03:27:07,250
They this time.

3435
03:27:07,250 --> 03:27:09,290
- Wait'll my old man hears about this.

3436
03:27:09,290 --> 03:27:10,870
- What do you mean your old man?

3437
03:27:10,870 --> 03:27:12,540
- I'm gonna tell my mother.

3438
03:27:12,540 --> 03:27:13,830
- This is too much.

3439
03:27:13,830 --> 03:27:16,410
- This is too much even for me.

3440
03:27:20,790 --> 03:27:22,660
- I don't understand, I swear.

3441
03:27:22,660 --> 03:27:23,830
- Neither do I.

3442
03:27:23,830 --> 03:27:25,160
When I got this assignment,

3443
03:27:25,160 --> 03:27:26,950
I was only interested in a story.

3444
03:27:26,950 --> 03:27:28,750
- But there's been a terrible mistake.

3445
03:27:28,750 --> 03:27:31,500
- This certainly has and I made it.

3446
03:27:31,500 --> 03:27:33,750
- Why don't you listen to us?

3447
03:27:33,750 --> 03:27:35,620
This college has got to change.

3448
03:27:35,620 --> 03:27:37,580
- Agreed.
- But not your way.

3449
03:27:37,580 --> 03:27:39,370
- All right, I've read it, Greg.

3450
03:27:39,370 --> 03:27:41,620
Now can we keep our cool

3451
03:27:41,620 --> 03:27:44,250
and I'll get together here at 6:00.

3452
03:27:44,250 --> 03:27:45,700
- Okay.

3453
03:27:45,700 --> 03:27:48,370
Often, people who are sensitive to others

3454
03:27:48,370 --> 03:27:50,790
can be more sensitive to headache pain.

3455
03:27:50,790 --> 03:27:53,080
Bufferin is for these people.

3456
03:27:53,080 --> 03:27:55,950
It's strong medicine that treats you gently.

3457
03:27:55,950 --> 03:27:57,410
Plain aspirin's fine,

3458
03:27:57,410 --> 03:27:59,370
but Bufferin goes to work much faster.

3459
03:27:59,370 --> 03:28:01,830
Yet is actually gentler to your stomach.

3460
03:28:01,830 --> 03:28:05,250
Because tough problems are tougher on sensitive people,

3461
03:28:05,250 --> 03:28:07,290
we believe the strong medicine you need

3462
03:28:07,290 --> 03:28:08,790
should treat you gently.

3463
03:28:08,790 --> 03:28:11,040
Faster, gentler, Bufferin.

3464
03:28:11,040 --> 03:28:14,120
Strong medicine for sensitive people.

3465
03:28:51,870 --> 03:28:55,330
- Well, look what we got down there.

3466
03:28:55,330 --> 03:28:56,160
Look out, girl.

3467
03:28:56,160 --> 03:28:57,250
Here we come.

3468
03:29:04,450 --> 03:29:06,120
- Look out, Charlie.

3469
03:29:09,040 --> 03:29:12,540
- I'm having to watch where I'm going, eh?

3470
03:29:56,790 --> 03:29:58,830
I've got an idea.

3471
03:29:58,830 --> 03:30:00,580
Why don't we fly over

3472
03:30:00,580 --> 03:30:04,330
and drop in on that certain someone, huh?

3473
03:30:04,330 --> 03:30:05,790
- You haven't got a son.

3474
03:30:05,790 --> 03:30:08,370
She gave him away right after he was born.

3475
03:30:08,370 --> 03:30:10,660
She doesn't even know who has him.

3476
03:30:10,660 --> 03:30:12,620
You haven't got a son.

3477
03:30:12,620 --> 03:30:20,660
She gave him away.

3478
03:30:41,080 --> 03:30:42,660
Watch out!

3479
03:30:42,660 --> 03:30:44,040
Watch out for laxatives

3480
03:30:44,040 --> 03:30:45,370
that foam, fizz,

3481
03:30:46,370 --> 03:30:48,330
fall apart in your stomach.

3482
03:30:48,330 --> 03:30:50,370
A laxative that dissolves in your stomach

3483
03:30:50,370 --> 03:30:51,790
may cause stomach upset.

3484
03:30:51,790 --> 03:30:52,830
As you can see,

3485
03:30:52,830 --> 03:30:54,450
it's down here where you need the help.

3486
03:30:54,450 --> 03:30:55,500
Not in the stomach,

3487
03:30:55,500 --> 03:30:58,500
but down here where the lower digestive system is blocked.

3488
03:30:58,500 --> 03:31:01,750
That's why you need
Carter's Little Liver Pills

3489
03:31:01,750 --> 03:31:04,330
because they quickly move past your stomach

3490
03:31:04,330 --> 03:31:06,120
right into the lower digestive tract.

3491
03:31:06,120 --> 03:31:09,330
Immediately, it starts to unclog the blocked passageway.

3492
03:31:09,330 --> 03:31:11,620
Unlike ordinary laxatives,

3493
03:31:11,620 --> 03:31:14,330
Carter's is guaranteed not to dissolve in your stomach.

3494
03:31:14,330 --> 03:31:15,830
No chance of upset.

3495
03:31:15,830 --> 03:31:17,370
Leaves your stomach calm.

3496
03:31:17,370 --> 03:31:19,160
It works where it should,

3497
03:31:19,160 --> 03:31:21,080
deep in the lower digestive tract.

3498
03:31:21,080 --> 03:31:22,540
So watch out

3499
03:31:22,540 --> 03:31:25,040
for laxatives that foam, fizz,

3500
03:31:25,870 --> 03:31:27,620
fall apart in your stomach.

3501
03:31:27,620 --> 03:31:30,700
Get Carter's, the laxative that works where it should,

3502
03:31:30,700 --> 03:31:32,870
deep in the lower digestive tract.

3503
03:31:32,870 --> 03:31:34,750
Carter's Little Liver Pills

3504
03:31:34,750 --> 03:31:37,540
for safe regularity without stomach upset.

3505
03:31:37,540 --> 03:31:38,700
Only 54 cents.

3506
03:31:48,160 --> 03:31:49,500
- Well, I'm gonna-

3507
03:32:12,580 --> 03:32:16,250
...of a surgeon's delicate hands,

3508
03:32:16,250 --> 03:32:19,000
trained hands, experienced hands.

3509
03:32:21,790 --> 03:32:24,580
It's a tricky case, this one.

3510
03:32:24,580 --> 03:32:27,330
The whole lung has been infected.

3511
03:32:32,410 --> 03:32:36,410
Everything depends on complete accuracy.

3512
03:32:36,410 --> 03:32:38,580
One step could mean death.

3513
03:32:42,160 --> 03:32:43,910
To help him concentrate,

3514
03:32:43,910 --> 03:32:47,160
Dr. Getty smokes filter tip cigarettes.

3515
03:33:04,160 --> 03:33:06,410
- Your eyes are so large and round.

3516
03:33:06,410 --> 03:33:09,410
- What better see you with, my dear.

3517
03:33:10,290 --> 03:33:13,080
- Why are your teeth so large, grandmother dear?

3518
03:33:13,080 --> 03:33:15,580
- What better to eat you with!

3519
03:33:25,580 --> 03:33:28,660
- We've been here 20 hours already.

3520
03:33:31,160 --> 03:33:33,040
I wouldn't mind being so hungry,

3521
03:33:33,040 --> 03:33:36,040
but I can't feel my legs anymore.

3522
03:33:36,040 --> 03:33:39,790
- I haven't had any feeling in my legs for five hours.

3523
03:33:43,910 --> 03:33:47,450
- I wonder if Harris got through all right.

3524
03:33:47,450 --> 03:33:50,540
- Harris will get through if anybody can.

3525
03:33:56,580 --> 03:33:59,080
- You know what I wish?

3526
03:33:59,080 --> 03:33:59,910
- What?

3527
03:34:02,290 --> 03:34:05,040
- I wish I knew what the hell my next line is.

3528
03:34:05,040 --> 03:34:06,750
- Why you, saying what?

3529
03:34:06,750 --> 03:34:08,580
Oh great!

3530
03:34:12,870 --> 03:34:14,950
- God, it's rough making pictures,

3531
03:34:14,950 --> 03:34:17,040
but ain't it wonderful?

3532
03:34:41,750 --> 03:34:44,200
- Central, central, I'm in terrible trouble.

3533
03:34:44,200 --> 03:34:46,200
Get me Ladies Manor.

3534
03:34:46,200 --> 03:34:47,910
No, I don't know the number

3535
03:34:47,910 --> 03:34:49,750
but it's close by.

3536
03:34:49,750 --> 03:34:50,830
- Yeah, yeah?

3537
03:34:52,700 --> 03:34:53,540
Good.

3538
03:34:55,370 --> 03:34:57,580
That's a call I've been waiting for Ms. Lane.

3539
03:34:57,580 --> 03:35:01,580
Everything's been taken care of except you.

3540
03:35:06,160 --> 03:35:07,660
- Blinky, don't.

3541
03:35:07,660 --> 03:35:10,080
You just got a few years for that jewel robbery.

3542
03:35:10,080 --> 03:35:11,450
But for this...

3543
03:35:11,450 --> 03:35:14,200
- That's the chance I gotta take.

3544
03:35:19,290 --> 03:35:21,330
- No, I don't believe it.

3545
03:35:21,330 --> 03:35:23,580
You will, Blinky, you will.

3546
03:35:25,500 --> 03:35:30,330
You are just wasting your ammunition, Blinky.

3547
03:35:31,370 --> 03:35:32,200
Sit down.

3548
03:35:37,660 --> 03:35:40,790
- Hey, let me out, let me out!

3549
03:35:40,790 --> 03:35:42,750
- Now a few seconds and it would've been too late, Superman.

3550
03:35:42,750 --> 03:35:43,950
- Well, it wasn't this late and that's what counts.

3551
03:35:43,950 --> 03:35:45,160
What time is it?

3552
03:35:45,160 --> 03:35:46,450
Just about 12:30.

3553
03:35:46,450 --> 03:35:47,750
Well, I can't wait for the police.

3554
03:35:47,750 --> 03:35:50,750
I have an important date, excuse me.

3555
03:36:01,950 --> 03:36:03,540
- The line is dead.

3556
03:36:13,750 --> 03:36:14,580
- Captain.

3557
03:36:27,330 --> 03:36:28,410
It's landing!

3558
03:37:06,580 --> 03:37:08,750
- Men, prepare to fire up!

3559
03:37:11,450 --> 03:37:12,700
Fire!

3560
03:37:20,330 --> 03:37:22,660
- They set up an electronic screen.

3561
03:37:22,660 --> 03:37:25,330
The artillery doesn't penetrate.

3562
03:37:56,120 --> 03:37:58,000
- There's got to be an explanation somewhere.

3563
03:37:58,000 --> 03:37:59,290
I've got your explanation

3564
03:37:59,290 --> 03:38:01,370
- for you Tom.
- Ed?

3565
03:38:01,370 --> 03:38:03,830
- Now listen, you've known me ever since I came to Paxton.

3566
03:38:03,830 --> 03:38:05,450
You know I'm not given to hysteria

3567
03:38:05,450 --> 03:38:07,120
and you've got to listen to me with an open mind.

3568
03:38:07,120 --> 03:38:08,250
- Take it easy, Ed.

3569
03:38:08,250 --> 03:38:09,500
- Locusts.

3570
03:38:09,500 --> 03:38:10,790
- What are you talking about?

3571
03:38:10,790 --> 03:38:12,410
- I'm talking about giant locusts.

3572
03:38:12,410 --> 03:38:14,160
Giant locusts are responsible for all of these.

3573
03:38:14,160 --> 03:38:15,450
- Are you not?

3574
03:38:15,450 --> 03:38:17,700
- Each one of them has the strength of 10 men.

3575
03:38:17,700 --> 03:38:19,620
There are probably 2 or 300 of them.

3576
03:38:19,620 --> 03:38:21,620
- So last night, not satisfied with eating a grain,

3577
03:38:21,620 --> 03:38:23,410
- they came to Ludlow.
- Yes.

3578
03:38:23,410 --> 03:38:26,040
- Even if I went for your story about the size,

3579
03:38:26,040 --> 03:38:27,870
it'd be hard to believe they'd attacked people.

3580
03:38:27,870 --> 03:38:30,700
Sergeant, that report come in from the chemists?

3581
03:38:30,700 --> 03:38:31,950
- No, not yet, sir.

3582
03:38:31,950 --> 03:38:33,250
- Why won't you listen?

3583
03:38:33,250 --> 03:38:34,450
- I am listening.

3584
03:38:34,450 --> 03:38:36,870
- We saw Frank Johnson killed by a giant locust.

3585
03:38:36,870 --> 03:38:38,660
- Sure, and there are reliable people

3586
03:38:38,660 --> 03:38:40,250
who've also seen flying saucers

3587
03:38:40,250 --> 03:38:42,830
and weird little men from Mars.

3588
03:38:48,370 --> 03:38:49,830
- You are drunk.

3589
03:38:50,000 --> 03:38:51,160
- And you are crazy.

3590
03:38:51,160 --> 03:38:53,040
But now I'll be sober tomorrow

3591
03:38:53,040 --> 03:38:55,950
and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life.

3592
03:38:55,950 --> 03:38:56,790
- What?

3593
03:39:19,750 --> 03:39:22,250
- Yeah, it's a riot, ain't it?

3594
03:41:45,830 --> 03:41:47,330
- Hey, hey, hey Tony.

3595
03:41:47,330 --> 03:41:49,250
Something's happened to your lights.

3596
03:41:49,250 --> 03:41:51,080
- I got eyes I can see.

3597
03:41:51,080 --> 03:41:53,410
- Who needs lights?

3598
03:41:53,410 --> 03:41:54,660
- I am a wreck, I am wreck!

3599
03:41:54,660 --> 03:41:56,000
- No, you're fine this morning.

3600
03:41:56,160 --> 03:41:57,750
- Oh, I've got my interview today.

3601
03:41:57,750 --> 03:41:59,450
Where did I leave my eyelashes?

3602
03:41:59,450 --> 03:42:00,870
- You'll feel a lot cooler

3603
03:42:00,870 --> 03:42:02,330
if you just use some Johnson Baby powder.

3604
03:42:02,330 --> 03:42:04,000
- Why did I cut my hair?

3605
03:42:04,000 --> 03:42:05,620
I look like a screw.

3606
03:42:05,620 --> 03:42:07,450
- Who am I?
- I have no idea.

3607
03:42:07,450 --> 03:42:08,870
But you'll feel a lot better

3608
03:42:08,870 --> 03:42:10,500
if you just use some baby powder.

3609
03:42:10,500 --> 03:42:12,450
If it's going to be one of those days

3610
03:42:12,450 --> 03:42:14,160
when you need to keep a little cooler,

3611
03:42:14,160 --> 03:42:15,910
a little drier and a lot more comfortable.

3612
03:42:15,910 --> 03:42:17,790
It was Pure Johnson's baby powder.

3613
03:42:17,790 --> 03:42:18,950
- Oh, my baby powder.

3614
03:42:18,950 --> 03:42:20,910
Oh boy, do I need that.

3615
03:42:27,700 --> 03:42:29,370
Again, number 19,

3616
03:42:29,370 --> 03:42:30,870
Nick Barrow almost cut number 11,

3617
03:42:30,870 --> 03:42:32,580
Hap Barley, off the course.

3618
03:42:32,580 --> 03:42:34,870
And as they go by the start finish line,

3619
03:42:34,870 --> 03:42:36,830
it looks to me like these two

3620
03:42:36,830 --> 03:42:40,160
are having themselves a personal battle.

3621
03:42:48,080 --> 03:42:49,410
Barley starts to pull away.

3622
03:42:49,410 --> 03:42:51,410
He leaves by 10 yards,

3623
03:42:51,410 --> 03:42:52,410
by 20 by 30.

3624
03:42:53,290 --> 03:42:55,330
Barrow trying desperately to catch him.

3625
03:42:55,330 --> 03:42:57,700
And I don't think he can do it.

3626
03:42:57,700 --> 03:43:00,370
And it's Hap Barley, the winner!

3627
03:43:05,830 --> 03:43:07,410
- Yeah! We win!

3628
03:43:07,410 --> 03:43:08,250
- We win!

3629
03:43:15,620 --> 03:43:19,950
Don't forget the big winner tonight...

3630
03:43:23,870 --> 03:43:24,700
- Break it up!

3631
03:43:24,700 --> 03:43:26,870
Here come the cops.

3632
03:43:58,080 --> 03:43:59,500
- Hey, it's Cody.

3633
03:44:07,620 --> 03:44:09,330
- Every man for himself, fellas.

3634
03:44:09,330 --> 03:44:11,330
- Oh, there you are, boss.

3635
03:44:21,580 --> 03:44:23,910
- You got enough ammunition?

3636
03:44:29,160 --> 03:44:30,080
- Get down.

3637
03:44:50,160 --> 03:44:51,750
- The Thunder Riders are coming.

3638
03:44:51,750 --> 03:44:53,250
Run for your life!

3639
03:45:04,080 --> 03:45:06,080
- Gentlemen, this is the last straw.

3640
03:45:06,080 --> 03:45:07,370
Where's my Stradivarius?

3641
03:45:07,370 --> 03:45:08,950
- Here sir.

3642
03:45:08,950 --> 03:45:13,870
- I'll show 'em they can't fiddle around with old fire fly.

3643
03:45:16,500 --> 03:45:17,830
Look at 'em run.

3644
03:45:17,830 --> 03:45:18,830
Now they know they've been in a war.

3645
03:45:18,830 --> 03:45:20,540
- Your excellency!

3646
03:45:20,540 --> 03:45:21,830
- They're fleeing like rats.

3647
03:45:21,830 --> 03:45:22,950
- But sir, I've got the truth.

3648
03:45:23,120 --> 03:45:24,660
- Remind me to give myself the firefly medal for this.

3649
03:45:24,660 --> 03:45:25,950
- Your excellency!

3650
03:45:25,950 --> 03:45:27,620
You're shooting your own men.

3651
03:45:27,620 --> 03:45:28,830
- What?

3652
03:45:28,830 --> 03:45:30,700
- You're shooting your own men!

3653
03:45:30,700 --> 03:45:32,660
- Here's $5, keep it under your hat.

3654
03:45:32,660 --> 03:45:35,830
Never mind, I'll keep it under my hat.

3655
03:45:39,370 --> 03:45:41,870
- Did they teach you this one?

3656
03:45:50,580 --> 03:45:52,410
- Now we must do something about this,

3657
03:45:52,410 --> 03:45:54,370
not just during the holiday season,

3658
03:45:54,370 --> 03:45:56,370
but 365 days of the year

3659
03:45:57,580 --> 03:46:00,750
- We have run this program for an important announcement.

3660
03:46:00,750 --> 03:46:03,500
The giant locusts have reached the Chicago south side

3661
03:46:03,500 --> 03:46:05,080
and nearby suburbs.

3662
03:46:05,080 --> 03:46:07,250
I repeat, the giant locusts have reached

3663
03:46:07,250 --> 03:46:10,330
the Chicago south side and nearby suburbs.

3664
03:46:10,330 --> 03:46:13,410
Keep calm, take shelter in basements.

3665
03:46:14,500 --> 03:46:16,790
Take shelter in basements.

3666
03:46:16,790 --> 03:46:18,660
Do not panic.

3667
03:46:18,660 --> 03:46:21,950
Attention, please!

3668
03:46:21,950 --> 03:46:23,290
Keep moving.

3669
03:46:23,290 --> 03:46:24,830
Do not block the highway.

3670
03:46:24,830 --> 03:46:27,790
Great deal traffic here for
Country Road, you think?

3671
03:46:27,790 --> 03:46:29,660
- Keep going.
- Yeah.

3672
03:46:29,660 --> 03:46:33,580
Push stall cars off road at once.

3673
03:46:38,700 --> 03:46:41,200
Keep all traffic moving.

3674
03:46:41,200 --> 03:46:44,040
Do not panic.

3675
03:47:29,250 --> 03:47:31,000
- General.
- Admiral Sames.

3676
03:47:31,000 --> 03:47:33,870
Grab a chair and sit down.

3677
03:47:33,870 --> 03:47:35,410
- I sent for you because of a new development.

3678
03:47:35,410 --> 03:47:37,750
- The Air Force is standing by,

3679
03:47:37,750 --> 03:47:40,580
the B-52 loaded with an atom bomb.

3680
03:47:42,160 --> 03:47:44,910
- You can't drop an atom bomb on Chicago.

3681
03:47:44,910 --> 03:47:47,700
- Washington has given me authority to do just that,

3682
03:47:47,700 --> 03:47:49,450
as the last contingency.

3683
03:47:49,450 --> 03:47:51,500
- If the bomb has dropped early tomorrow,

3684
03:47:51,500 --> 03:47:52,950
there'll be no loss of life.

3685
03:47:52,950 --> 03:47:54,950
The city will be evacuated by then.

3686
03:47:54,950 --> 03:47:56,660
- But what about the property?

3687
03:47:56,660 --> 03:47:58,540
It'd be a billion dollars worth of damage

3688
03:47:58,540 --> 03:48:00,950
in a site that's too contaminated to rebuild on.

3689
03:48:00,950 --> 03:48:02,700
- I realize that.

3690
03:48:02,700 --> 03:48:04,250
But if we don't drop the bomb,

3691
03:48:04,250 --> 03:48:06,580
Chicago will almost certainly fall.

3692
03:48:06,580 --> 03:48:08,330
The bomber crew is alerted

3693
03:48:08,330 --> 03:48:09,910
for a drop of dawn.

3694
03:48:24,870 --> 03:48:26,580
If you are at home

3695
03:48:26,580 --> 03:48:28,120
when a surprise attack occurs,

3696
03:48:28,120 --> 03:48:31,040
haul beneath the table if it is very near

3697
03:48:31,040 --> 03:48:35,540
or drop to the floor with your back to the window.

3698
03:48:43,120 --> 03:48:45,870
The immediate danger is over in about a minute.

3699
03:48:45,870 --> 03:48:47,700
Unless the explosion occurred

3700
03:48:47,700 --> 03:48:50,250
near the ground or water.

3701
03:48:53,620 --> 03:48:55,950
In this case, radioactive materials

3702
03:48:55,950 --> 03:48:58,250
are trapped in the particles of dirt or water

3703
03:48:58,250 --> 03:48:59,790
thrown up by the explosion.

3704
03:48:59,790 --> 03:49:01,790
When these particles fall back to earth,

3705
03:49:01,790 --> 03:49:03,120
they may be dangerous.

3706
03:49:03,120 --> 03:49:05,790
So get indoors immediately after a ground level explosion.

3707
03:49:05,790 --> 03:49:08,290
Cover broken windows against radioactive dust

3708
03:49:08,290 --> 03:49:10,540
with blankets or cardboard.

3709
03:49:13,750 --> 03:49:15,950
Civil defense radiological teams

3710
03:49:15,950 --> 03:49:18,330
equipped with radiation survey meters

3711
03:49:18,330 --> 03:49:21,500
will check on contamination in any bombed area.

3712
03:49:21,500 --> 03:49:24,000
Stay undercover until you hear officially

3713
03:49:24,000 --> 03:49:26,000
that it is safe outside.

3714
03:49:27,410 --> 03:49:29,620
If you have been exposed to radioactive dust,

3715
03:49:29,620 --> 03:49:31,700
wash the exposed areas.

3716
03:49:31,700 --> 03:49:33,790
Pay particular attention to your hair.

3717
03:49:33,790 --> 03:49:37,410
Get all the dirt from under your fingernails.

3718
03:49:37,410 --> 03:49:40,370
If the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

3719
03:49:40,370 --> 03:49:42,660
had known what we know about civil defense,

3720
03:49:42,660 --> 03:49:45,910
thousands of lives would've been saved.

3721
03:49:50,620 --> 03:49:52,000
With heavy heart,

3722
03:49:52,000 --> 03:49:53,870
we continued our journey,

3723
03:49:53,870 --> 03:49:57,620
missing Wayne a hundred times a day.

3724
03:50:23,500 --> 03:50:24,660
- Oh, locusts!

3725
03:50:28,620 --> 03:50:31,080
- Ager, we'd better camp here tonight

3726
03:50:31,080 --> 03:50:32,750
until the locusts had passed.

3727
03:50:32,750 --> 03:50:37,370
This bad place to Camp
Goanna, this lion country.

3728
03:50:37,370 --> 03:50:39,120
- Anyhow, I think this is our best bet.

3729
03:50:39,120 --> 03:50:41,290
Light fires tonight and keep a sharp lookout.

3730
03:50:41,290 --> 03:50:44,870
- Azudi, Azudi, Simba,
Simba, Simba, Simba!

3731
03:50:46,410 --> 03:50:48,830
It did seem we were having more

3732
03:50:48,830 --> 03:50:50,660
than our share of bad luck.

3733
03:50:50,660 --> 03:50:52,750
We ran into swarms of locusts.

3734
03:50:52,750 --> 03:50:54,910
We're attacked by animals.

3735
03:53:55,250 --> 03:53:57,750
Out of the blue of the western sky

3736
03:53:57,750 --> 03:53:58,950
comes Sky King.

3737
03:54:16,000 --> 03:54:17,870
- Songbird to flying crown,

3738
03:54:17,870 --> 03:54:19,120
songbird deaf flying crown,

3739
03:54:19,120 --> 03:54:20,450
come in, please.

3740
03:54:21,830 --> 03:54:23,250
Songbird to flying crown,

3741
03:54:23,250 --> 03:54:24,500
songbird deaf flying crown,

3742
03:54:24,500 --> 03:54:25,540
come in, penny,

3743
03:54:25,540 --> 03:54:26,870
come in, please.

3744
03:54:29,040 --> 03:54:30,250
Songbird to Sheriff,

3745
03:54:30,250 --> 03:54:32,120
come in, Mitch.

3746
03:54:32,120 --> 03:54:34,120
Mitch here, Sky, what's up?

3747
03:54:34,120 --> 03:54:35,790
- I can't raise Penny at the ranch, Mitch.

3748
03:54:35,790 --> 03:54:38,120
I just wondered if something was wrong.

3749
03:54:38,120 --> 03:54:40,540
- Nothing's wrong? She came up here with Kent.

3750
03:54:40,700 --> 03:54:42,040
- She did?
- Yeah.

3751
03:54:42,040 --> 03:54:44,370
- I'll have her contact in a few minutes, Sky.

3752
03:54:44,370 --> 03:54:45,200
- Thanks.

3753
03:54:54,580 --> 03:54:56,620
- But I'm not in danger, Uncle Sky.

3754
03:54:56,620 --> 03:54:58,410
I'm not anywhere near the fire.

3755
03:54:58,410 --> 03:55:00,910
- Oh now, Penny, listen carefully.

3756
03:55:00,910 --> 03:55:03,830
I want you to drive as fast as you can.

3757
03:55:03,830 --> 03:55:05,250
Back to the ranch.

3758
03:55:05,250 --> 03:55:06,790
Get a box of dynamite

3759
03:55:06,790 --> 03:55:08,790
and some dynamite caps out of the storage shed.

3760
03:55:08,790 --> 03:55:10,500
And meet me on the air strip.

3761
03:55:10,500 --> 03:55:12,450
- Right.
- Songbird out.

3762
03:55:12,450 --> 03:55:14,040
- Dynamite?

3763
03:55:14,040 --> 03:55:15,700
- That's what the man said, dynamite.

3764
03:55:15,700 --> 03:55:17,950
- But what does he want Dynamite for?

3765
03:55:17,950 --> 03:55:19,660
- No time to ask questions.

3766
03:55:19,660 --> 03:55:21,660
He said hurry, let's go.

3767
03:55:29,750 --> 03:55:32,160
Now, you can be Batman

3768
03:55:32,160 --> 03:55:35,290
in your very own Batmobile by Marx!

3769
03:55:35,290 --> 03:55:37,160
Comes complete with package.

3770
03:55:37,160 --> 03:55:38,950
No batteries needed ever.

3771
03:55:38,950 --> 03:55:41,450
Just back up to wind the powerful spring motor,

3772
03:55:41,450 --> 03:55:43,160
set the brake, release,

3773
03:55:43,160 --> 03:55:44,750
and holy blast off.

3774
03:55:46,450 --> 03:55:48,120
Away you go!

3775
03:55:48,120 --> 03:55:51,160
In your very own Batmobile by Marx.

3776
03:55:51,160 --> 03:55:54,250
And now look what's coming.

3777
03:56:02,910 --> 03:56:07,160
These are
Excedrin headaches, listen.

3778
03:56:09,620 --> 03:56:12,370
The young
Americans are on the screen.

3779
03:56:12,370 --> 03:56:13,910
Share their adventures,

3780
03:56:13,910 --> 03:56:15,700
their young romances.

3781
03:56:15,700 --> 03:56:17,750
A truly different motion picture.

3782
03:56:17,750 --> 03:56:19,620
Young Americans, young adventures,

3783
03:56:19,620 --> 03:56:22,620
young romances, young Americans.

3784
03:56:22,620 --> 03:56:26,330
Young Americans, a truly different motion picture.

3785
03:56:26,330 --> 03:56:27,750
Young Americans.

3786
03:56:27,750 --> 03:56:30,040
The young Americans are on the screen.

3787
03:56:30,040 --> 03:56:32,250
Share the excitement of preview audiences.

3788
03:56:32,250 --> 03:56:33,950
There's only one movie

3789
03:56:33,950 --> 03:56:35,450
that I've enjoyed more than this.

3790
03:56:35,450 --> 03:56:37,500
And that was Julie Andrews in "Sound of Music."

3791
03:56:37,500 --> 03:56:39,790
Young adventures, young romances,

3792
03:56:39,790 --> 03:56:41,870
young Americans in color.

3793
03:56:43,040 --> 03:56:43,870
In color.

3794
03:56:44,910 --> 03:56:45,750
In color.

3795
03:56:50,120 --> 03:56:50,950
In color.

3796
03:56:53,370 --> 03:56:54,750
Here now,

3797
03:56:54,750 --> 03:56:57,830
it's just one abomination after another.

3798
03:56:57,830 --> 03:57:01,790
The "Shoemaker and the Elves."

3799
03:57:01,790 --> 03:57:04,830
A gigantic, glorious spectacle

3800
03:57:04,830 --> 03:57:06,910
for children of all ages.

3801
03:57:10,040 --> 03:57:12,120
Touched with laughter of angels

3802
03:57:12,120 --> 03:57:14,040
and sprinkled with stardust

3803
03:57:14,040 --> 03:57:16,580
is the timeless tale of the elves

3804
03:57:16,580 --> 03:57:19,580
who take over while the town sleeps.

3805
03:57:21,200 --> 03:57:25,450
See the elves make the shoes in the cobbler's shop.

3806
03:57:25,450 --> 03:57:30,450
See the elves capture a robber in a barrel of tire.

3807
03:57:30,620 --> 03:57:34,450
See the tailor's wife try to capture the elves.

3808
03:57:34,450 --> 03:57:37,790
See all the wonders in the big toy shop.

3809
03:57:39,660 --> 03:57:42,370
From the magical world of the Brothers Grimm,

3810
03:57:42,370 --> 03:57:46,790
K. Gordon Murray brings another wonderful fantasy.

3811
03:57:46,790 --> 03:57:49,540
See the "Shoemaker and the Elves"

3812
03:57:51,120 --> 03:57:52,370
in color scope.

3813
03:57:56,120 --> 03:57:58,790
- Hey, that looks like a goodie.

3814
03:58:14,450 --> 03:58:16,660
- What seemed like a joke or a prank,

3815
03:58:16,660 --> 03:58:19,250
but a few hours ago has now become a reality,

3816
03:58:19,250 --> 03:58:23,660
a reality and a king size package over 60-feet tall.

3817
03:58:23,660 --> 03:58:25,660
Police Chief Benson has asked me

3818
03:58:25,660 --> 03:58:27,450
to tell you to stay in your home.

3819
03:58:27,450 --> 03:58:28,950
Stay in your home.

3820
03:58:28,950 --> 03:58:31,450
The army is rushing two doctors to Las Vegas

3821
03:58:31,450 --> 03:58:33,830
by way of helicopter.

3822
03:58:33,830 --> 03:58:37,750
They apparently know what to do with the giant.

3823
03:59:12,370 --> 03:59:14,200
- We will try to pick up some of the action

3824
03:59:14,200 --> 03:59:17,040
and excitement through our window.

3825
03:59:19,290 --> 03:59:20,540
- We can't see him,

3826
03:59:20,540 --> 03:59:22,660
but from a panic out on the street,

3827
03:59:22,660 --> 03:59:25,160
he must be, wait a minute,

3828
03:59:25,160 --> 03:59:26,290
here he is!

3829
03:59:26,290 --> 03:59:29,160
The 60-foot giant in the street to Las Vegas.

3830
03:59:29,160 --> 03:59:31,580
Look at the size of that man.

3831
03:59:39,910 --> 03:59:42,120
- That's the way it is.

3832
03:59:42,120 --> 03:59:44,950
So you'll have to be out by Thursday.

3833
03:59:44,950 --> 03:59:49,200
- You know, our kids were born right here.

3834
03:59:49,200 --> 03:59:51,540
- Wait till they see a new place.

3835
03:59:51,540 --> 03:59:54,290
Often people who are sensitive to others

3836
03:59:54,290 --> 03:59:57,410
can be more sensitive to headache pain.

3837
03:59:57,410 --> 03:59:59,200
Bufferin is for these people.

3838
03:59:59,200 --> 04:00:01,830
It's strong medicine that treats you gently.

3839
04:00:01,830 --> 04:00:03,500
Plain aspirin's fine,

3840
04:00:03,500 --> 04:00:05,540
but Bufferin goes to work much faster.

3841
04:00:05,540 --> 04:00:07,870
Yet is actually gentler to your stomach.

3842
04:00:07,870 --> 04:00:10,580
We believe the strong medicine you need

3843
04:00:10,580 --> 04:00:12,660
should treat you gently.

3844
04:00:12,660 --> 04:00:14,910
Faster, gentler Bufferin,

3845
04:00:14,910 --> 04:00:18,000
strong medicine for sensitive people.

3846
04:00:26,410 --> 04:00:28,750
Ms. Helen Matthews.

3847
04:00:28,750 --> 04:00:30,830
- This is the ideal average figure

3848
04:00:30,830 --> 04:00:33,450
of the modern American woman.

3849
04:00:33,450 --> 04:00:35,830
And note I said average.

3850
04:00:35,830 --> 04:00:38,000
Did I hear someone say figures like that

3851
04:00:38,000 --> 04:00:40,950
don't exist outside Hollywood in the art galleries?

3852
04:00:40,950 --> 04:00:41,950
But they do.

3853
04:00:42,870 --> 04:00:45,450
The physical proportions of this lovely body

3854
04:00:45,450 --> 04:00:48,830
are the result of taking neck, bust, waist,

3855
04:00:49,000 --> 04:00:51,580
hip, arm, leg measurements

3856
04:00:51,580 --> 04:00:54,500
of thousands of average American women

3857
04:00:54,500 --> 04:00:55,660
ages 16 to 40.

3858
04:00:58,330 --> 04:01:02,540
She's crying too hard and getting nowhere fast.

3859
04:01:02,540 --> 04:01:05,290
Oh my, she spoiled another sheet.

3860
04:01:06,370 --> 04:01:07,750
In a case like this,

3861
04:01:07,750 --> 04:01:10,000
pause from your work for a moment.

3862
04:01:10,000 --> 04:01:11,580
Relax that tension.

3863
04:01:34,790 --> 04:01:36,200
Enemy number one,

3864
04:01:39,750 --> 04:01:41,910
this lady is spreading millions of cold germs

3865
04:01:41,910 --> 04:01:43,830
next to all these young trainees

3866
04:01:43,830 --> 04:01:45,540
and the instructor

3867
04:01:45,540 --> 04:01:47,790
to possible cold infection.

3868
04:01:48,660 --> 04:01:51,450
One of the causes of their mysterious suffering

3869
04:01:51,450 --> 04:01:54,080
that seems to evade their diagnosis,

3870
04:01:54,080 --> 04:01:55,830
but at the same time,

3871
04:01:55,830 --> 04:01:57,500
to invade every fiber of their bodies

3872
04:01:57,500 --> 04:01:58,830
is unhappy feet.

3873
04:02:02,580 --> 04:02:04,700
Unhappy feet can make a pessimist

3874
04:02:04,700 --> 04:02:07,160
out of an optimist overnight.

3875
04:02:07,160 --> 04:02:09,080
That means foot trouble

3876
04:02:11,250 --> 04:02:12,660
and so does this.

3877
04:02:14,450 --> 04:02:18,700
First, sterilize the needle with a lighted match.

3878
04:02:24,120 --> 04:02:27,540
Then, prick the blister at the lower end,

3879
04:02:31,330 --> 04:02:34,950
just open enough to empty fluid from the blister.

3880
04:02:34,950 --> 04:02:36,830
Don't remove the skin.

3881
04:02:38,750 --> 04:02:40,950
Then, cover the blister with a good sized strip

3882
04:02:40,950 --> 04:02:45,580
of zinc oxide plaster and leave it on for several days.

3883
04:02:49,080 --> 04:02:50,910
For corns or soft corns,

3884
04:02:50,910 --> 04:02:53,580
report to your medical officer immediately

3885
04:02:53,580 --> 04:02:55,950
and be sure to report also if you think

3886
04:02:55,950 --> 04:03:00,750
you have that painful fungus infection, athletes' foot.

3887
04:03:00,750 --> 04:03:02,830
Symptoms: a cracked skin,

3888
04:03:03,910 --> 04:03:06,950
painful inflammation between or below the toes.

3889
04:03:06,950 --> 04:03:09,290
Athlete's foot can spread to others

3890
04:03:09,290 --> 04:03:12,200
as quickly as the seven year itch.

3891
04:03:13,120 --> 04:03:16,120
It does them good just to look at her.

3892
04:03:16,120 --> 04:03:18,120
Yes, men are simple creatures.

3893
04:03:18,120 --> 04:03:20,120
It gives them a lift to see a girl

3894
04:03:20,120 --> 04:03:22,620
looking her most attractive on the job.

3895
04:03:22,620 --> 04:03:24,950
- But you have the cramps and have to go to bed.

3896
04:03:24,950 --> 04:03:26,660
- Isn't something wrong

3897
04:03:26,660 --> 04:03:28,750
if your period doesn't come every 28 days?

3898
04:03:28,750 --> 04:03:31,790
- Is it abnormal that the amount of flow is always changing?

3899
04:03:31,790 --> 04:03:33,080
- Are we expected to suffer

3900
04:03:33,080 --> 04:03:34,540
and still go about our business as usual

3901
04:03:34,540 --> 04:03:35,870
when we have the curse?

3902
04:03:35,870 --> 04:03:38,290
- Let's clear the fog once and for all.

3903
04:03:38,290 --> 04:03:40,620
First, I want to say that there's no need

3904
04:03:40,620 --> 04:03:43,660
to consider menstruation a curse.

3905
04:03:43,660 --> 04:03:45,750
It's just nature's way of readying your body

3906
04:03:45,750 --> 04:03:48,290
of its preparation for pregnancy.

3907
04:03:48,290 --> 04:03:50,450
This whole process should take place

3908
04:03:50,450 --> 04:03:53,370
as painlessly and as easily as digestion.

3909
04:03:53,370 --> 04:03:55,750
The fact that it doesn't with some of you

3910
04:03:55,750 --> 04:03:58,450
may be due to a variety of reasons.

3911
04:03:58,450 --> 04:04:01,500
And that brings to that question cramps.

3912
04:04:01,500 --> 04:04:04,200
If you'll notice the position of the uterus

3913
04:04:04,200 --> 04:04:07,540
between the rectum and the bladder,

3914
04:04:07,540 --> 04:04:10,370
you'll realize that pressure on it from constipation

3915
04:04:10,370 --> 04:04:12,080
will cause cramps

3916
04:04:12,080 --> 04:04:15,580
and a heavy feeling in the abdomen.

3917
04:04:15,580 --> 04:04:18,950
Muscles, good ways to relieve this feeling

3918
04:04:18,950 --> 04:04:22,580
are physical activity and application of heat.

3919
04:04:22,580 --> 04:04:25,040
They both stimulate circulation of blood

3920
04:04:25,040 --> 04:04:26,870
and relax the muscles.

3921
04:04:28,410 --> 04:04:30,790
So you see, there are many causes

3922
04:04:30,790 --> 04:04:32,750
for irregularities in the menses

3923
04:04:32,750 --> 04:04:36,750
beside the obvious ones of pregnancy and menopause.

3924
04:04:36,750 --> 04:04:38,950
If your periods are irregular,

3925
04:04:38,950 --> 04:04:42,910
it's a good thing to go to the medical officer.

3926
04:04:42,910 --> 04:04:46,080
The choice between the external pad and the tampon

3927
04:04:46,080 --> 04:04:48,080
is a purely personal one

3928
04:04:49,910 --> 04:04:52,750
and depends largely on what you find is a safer

3929
04:04:52,750 --> 04:04:55,870
and more convenient protection for you.

3930
04:04:55,870 --> 04:04:59,950
So there's no reason why life still can't begin at 40

3931
04:04:59,950 --> 04:05:02,040
and it often does.

3932
04:05:02,040 --> 04:05:04,500
I think many women would lose their fear of menopause

3933
04:05:04,500 --> 04:05:06,250
if once they realized that menopause

3934
04:05:06,250 --> 04:05:09,040
means only the end of their childbearing life

3935
04:05:09,040 --> 04:05:11,580
and not the end of their sexual life,

3936
04:05:11,580 --> 04:05:15,660
their attractiveness or their usefulness.

3937
04:05:15,660 --> 04:05:17,500
- Forward march!

3938
04:05:17,500 --> 04:05:19,500
- So you see, there's no need to get excited

3939
04:05:19,500 --> 04:05:22,540
about normal female functions.

3940
04:05:22,540 --> 04:05:24,950
They're just a part of your life.

3941
04:05:24,950 --> 04:05:28,330
You can always take them in your stride.

3942
04:05:33,040 --> 04:05:34,580
She's learned a lot.

3943
04:05:34,580 --> 04:05:38,080
See how smoothly and skillfully her makeup is blended.

3944
04:05:38,080 --> 04:05:40,500
She can be proud of that job.

3945
04:05:43,330 --> 04:05:46,750
And she certainly is proud of her uniform

3946
04:05:48,660 --> 04:05:53,160
and she keeps it in a condition to reflect that pride.

3947
04:05:55,910 --> 04:05:59,200
The hang of your uniform depends not only on the fitting

3948
04:05:59,200 --> 04:06:02,290
but on what you have to hang it on.

3949
04:06:02,290 --> 04:06:04,410
She even sees to it that her dog tags

3950
04:06:04,410 --> 04:06:06,580
are warm and well-dressed.

3951
04:06:12,580 --> 04:06:14,910
Yes, by keeping yourselves

3952
04:06:14,910 --> 04:06:18,000
and your belongings in perfect shape,

3953
04:06:19,750 --> 04:06:22,700
you are showing the world and GI Joe

3954
04:06:22,700 --> 04:06:26,290
that you're a mighty sharp looking lot.

3955
04:06:26,290 --> 04:06:29,330
But more important, you also showing them

3956
04:06:29,330 --> 04:06:32,500
that efficiency, endurance, stability,

3957
04:06:34,250 --> 04:06:38,660
and courage are by no means exclusively stag affairs.

3958
04:07:07,410 --> 04:07:09,870
Here we have a lead pipe

3959
04:07:09,870 --> 04:07:11,580
and there's a hole in it.

3960
04:07:11,580 --> 04:07:15,660
Now we know that lead doesn't rust and get holes that way.

3961
04:07:15,660 --> 04:07:19,160
So we'll get a magnifying glass and see...

3962
04:07:20,200 --> 04:07:23,330
Well, we have 'em right here, the culprit.

3963
04:07:23,330 --> 04:07:24,500
It's a beetle.

3964
04:08:06,950 --> 04:08:08,660
And the camera takes us

3965
04:08:08,660 --> 04:08:10,450
to beautiful Washington D.C.,

3966
04:08:10,450 --> 04:08:13,700
the national capital of our United States

3967
04:08:13,700 --> 04:08:16,950
situated on the broad banks of the Potomac River.

3968
04:08:16,950 --> 04:08:19,700
Living is pleasant and leisurely.

3969
04:08:48,500 --> 04:08:50,450
- Captain, I want these positions held.

3970
04:08:50,620 --> 04:08:53,450
I want them held at all costs if humanly possible.

3971
04:08:53,450 --> 04:08:54,790
Captain have your map

3972
04:08:54,790 --> 04:08:56,580
people immediately turn out 300 overlays.

3973
04:08:56,750 --> 04:09:00,370
Showing the Chicago defense line is tentatively set.

3974
04:09:00,370 --> 04:09:01,200
Yes?

3975
04:10:36,950 --> 04:10:40,250
- Maybe we can get out along that side.

3976
04:10:55,790 --> 04:10:57,950
- That didn't take long, did it?

3977
04:10:57,950 --> 04:10:58,830
- No.

3978
04:11:14,200 --> 04:11:16,200
- I never even knew I hit him.

3979
04:11:16,200 --> 04:11:17,910
- It was horrible.

3980
04:11:17,910 --> 04:11:20,870
We must have weapons we've never even dreamed of.

3981
04:11:20,870 --> 04:11:22,290
- Well that figures,

3982
04:11:22,290 --> 04:11:26,250
they were smart enough to get here in the first place.

3983
04:11:26,250 --> 04:11:29,120
- Ran in two squadrons of bombers, Heinkel 111.

3984
04:11:29,120 --> 04:11:31,660
Detective cover one squadron a Messerschmitt 110.

3985
04:11:31,830 --> 04:11:32,830
The time we intercepted,

3986
04:11:32,830 --> 04:11:34,200
we were at the limit of our raid.

3987
04:11:34,200 --> 04:11:35,790
Gary, of course, planning the raid,

3988
04:11:35,950 --> 04:11:37,200
had figured on that.

3989
04:11:37,200 --> 04:11:39,500
But the result that we just couldn't hang on long enough.

3990
04:11:39,500 --> 04:11:41,200
I think we got two 110s.

3991
04:11:41,200 --> 04:11:43,200
I'm not sure but they are probable.

3992
04:11:43,200 --> 04:11:44,040
- Oh!

3993
04:11:46,410 --> 04:11:47,250
- Very funny.

3994
04:11:47,250 --> 04:11:48,910
Got it.

3995
04:11:57,330 --> 04:12:00,700
- Boy, what a great picture this is.

3996
04:12:00,700 --> 04:12:02,330
- I'll say it is.

3997
04:12:02,330 --> 04:12:04,830
Well, here goes the last reel.

3998
04:13:06,200 --> 04:13:07,910
- What happened?

3999
04:13:07,910 --> 04:13:09,790
- Was it a giant woman?

4000
04:13:09,790 --> 04:13:11,290
- Going to our town?

4001
04:13:11,290 --> 04:13:12,200
That's her!

4002
04:13:38,540 --> 04:13:39,870
Harry!

4003
04:14:00,580 --> 04:14:03,040
- She'll tear up the whole town till she finds Harry.

4004
04:14:03,040 --> 04:14:06,200
- Yeah, and then she'll tear up Harry.

4005
04:14:09,120 --> 04:14:10,830
- Hey, what's going on here?

4006
04:14:10,830 --> 04:14:12,910
Harry!

4007
04:14:12,910 --> 04:14:14,870
- Sounds like someone calling your name.

4008
04:14:14,870 --> 04:14:16,830
Harry!

4009
04:14:16,830 --> 04:14:18,330
Harry!

4010
04:14:18,330 --> 04:14:19,450
- Get your wife!

4011
04:14:19,450 --> 04:14:21,200
She's wrecking the town looking for you.

4012
04:14:21,200 --> 04:14:23,830
Come on, I gotta get you outta here!

4013
04:14:23,830 --> 04:14:25,040
- No! You keep me out there,

4014
04:14:25,040 --> 04:14:26,750
she'll kill me, she's crazy.

4015
04:14:26,750 --> 04:14:28,000
- Come on, Mr. Archer!

4016
04:14:28,000 --> 04:14:30,080
We gotta get out of here.

4017
04:14:33,580 --> 04:14:37,200
- It's yours, Deputy, do something!

4018
04:14:37,200 --> 04:14:38,620
- I can't shoot a lady.

4019
04:14:38,620 --> 04:14:40,120
- Give me that gun.

4020
04:14:40,120 --> 04:14:42,000
Give me that gun!

4021
04:14:56,080 --> 04:14:58,540
- No, no, no, Mrs. Archer!

4022
04:15:15,540 --> 04:15:16,370
- Help me.

4023
04:15:20,750 --> 04:15:21,830
- She's dead.

4024
04:15:23,830 --> 04:15:25,830
- No, no, Nancy.

4025
04:15:25,830 --> 04:15:26,660
Nancy, no!

4026
04:15:29,500 --> 04:15:31,500
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, no!

4027
04:15:33,120 --> 04:15:33,950
Nancy, no!

4028
04:15:35,580 --> 04:15:36,750
Nancy, don't!

4029
04:15:36,750 --> 04:15:37,580
- Oh, no.

4030
04:15:38,540 --> 04:15:40,160
- Don't Nancy! No!

4031
04:15:40,160 --> 04:15:41,950
No! Not for this.

4032
04:15:41,950 --> 04:15:43,290
No! Put me down!

4033
04:15:44,290 --> 04:15:45,910
You killed Honey, Nancy!

4034
04:15:45,910 --> 04:15:49,250
No! You're crushing me, I can't breathe!

4035
04:15:54,250 --> 04:15:55,830
- She's got Harry.

4036
04:15:55,830 --> 04:15:57,830
She's got Harry.

4037
04:16:02,450 --> 04:16:05,120
- Put him down, Mrs. Archer!

4038
04:16:29,500 --> 04:16:33,410
- Keep it in your field so it can't fire at us.

4039
04:18:12,620 --> 04:18:14,700
- It doesn't make sense.

4040
04:18:14,700 --> 04:18:16,040
It's just a bird,

4041
04:18:16,040 --> 04:18:16,950
a big bird.

4042
04:18:16,950 --> 04:18:18,660
Guns, cannons, rockets, it's just a bird!

4043
04:18:18,660 --> 04:18:20,790
- Sure, it's just a bird.

4044
04:18:20,790 --> 04:18:23,290
$10 million worth of radar can't track it.

4045
04:18:23,290 --> 04:18:25,200
Enough firepower to wipe out a regimen

4046
04:18:25,200 --> 04:18:26,290
can't even slow it down.

4047
04:18:26,290 --> 04:18:28,160
Sure, it's just a bird.

4048
04:18:28,160 --> 04:18:30,500
- What are we going-

4049
04:18:30,500 --> 04:18:31,330
- Birds.

4050
04:18:37,290 --> 04:18:39,120
- The birds! He rises!

4051
04:20:28,500 --> 04:20:29,700
- Mommy.

4052
04:20:29,700 --> 04:20:31,330
- She's coming out of it.

4053
04:20:31,330 --> 04:20:34,080
- Yeah, little color on her face.

4054
04:22:31,410 --> 04:22:33,540
- There it is now,

4055
04:22:33,540 --> 04:22:36,790
attacking the United Nations building.

4056
04:23:09,870 --> 04:23:10,700
- Ah!

4057
04:23:14,950 --> 04:23:17,250
There's more room over there!

4058
04:23:17,250 --> 04:23:18,700
- What are you trying to do?

4059
04:23:18,700 --> 04:23:20,040
Come on in here.

4060
04:23:22,040 --> 04:23:24,080
- Will you watch out?

4061
04:23:24,080 --> 04:23:26,660
Look out! Look out! Spread out!

4062
04:23:51,120 --> 04:23:52,580
- Here's the dynamite caps.

4063
04:23:52,580 --> 04:23:54,250
- Thank you.

4064
04:23:54,250 --> 04:23:55,580
All right, Penny, you go back to the house

4065
04:23:55,580 --> 04:23:57,160
and get on the short wave set.

4066
04:23:57,160 --> 04:23:59,000
- But Sky, can I go with you?

4067
04:23:59,000 --> 04:24:00,950
- I'm afraid this better be a solo flight, honey.

4068
04:24:00,950 --> 04:24:02,750
You stick with communications, huh?

4069
04:24:02,750 --> 04:24:03,750
- All right.

4070
04:24:03,750 --> 04:24:04,830
- Thanks for the dynamite, Ken.

4071
04:24:04,830 --> 04:24:06,120
You stick with Penny on the short wave.

4072
04:24:06,120 --> 04:24:07,370
That way, we'll get all the news.

4073
04:24:07,370 --> 04:24:08,500
- And not me, Sky.

4074
04:24:08,500 --> 04:24:09,830
I'm one of those on-the-spot reporters.

4075
04:24:09,830 --> 04:24:10,910
I'm going with you.

4076
04:24:10,910 --> 04:24:13,000
- Uh-uh, this could be a pretty rough run.

4077
04:24:13,000 --> 04:24:14,250
- Now, wait a minute, Sky.

4078
04:24:14,250 --> 04:24:15,790
I don't wanna pull rank on you,

4079
04:24:15,790 --> 04:24:17,450
but you see this press pass?

4080
04:24:17,450 --> 04:24:19,200
It's my ticket for this flight.

4081
04:24:19,200 --> 04:24:20,540
You can't turn me down.

4082
04:24:20,540 --> 04:24:21,950
So what do you say?

4083
04:24:21,950 --> 04:24:23,370
- What can I say?

4084
04:24:59,160 --> 04:25:00,290
- Open the dynamite.

4085
04:25:00,290 --> 04:25:01,450
We'll put the caps on.

4086
04:25:01,450 --> 04:25:02,290
- Right.

4087
04:25:10,700 --> 04:25:11,870
- Is that right?

4088
04:25:11,870 --> 04:25:12,790
- Sure is.

4089
04:25:12,790 --> 04:25:14,950
All right, put the lid on.

4090
04:25:17,500 --> 04:25:19,410
Hey, hey! Take it easy.

4091
04:25:26,500 --> 04:25:28,790
- Hey, get ready, open the door.

4092
04:25:28,790 --> 04:25:30,790
I'll count down, Ken.

4093
04:25:30,790 --> 04:25:32,700
Five, four, three, two,

4094
04:25:37,040 --> 04:25:38,370
one, let her go!

4095
04:25:47,370 --> 04:25:49,120
- Your excellency, we can't hold out much longer.

4096
04:25:49,120 --> 04:25:50,620
We must have help!

4097
04:26:05,700 --> 04:26:07,950
- Man, do you recognize us?

4098
04:26:10,450 --> 04:26:12,040
We do not harm you.

4099
04:26:13,910 --> 04:26:15,660
Okay, Eric, let's go.

4100
04:26:16,620 --> 04:26:18,040
Drive it in hard.

4101
04:26:18,040 --> 04:26:19,450
We have to penetrate the bone in the first injection.

4102
04:26:19,450 --> 04:26:20,870
I doubt it'll get a second chance.

4103
04:26:20,870 --> 04:26:21,950
- You ready?

4104
04:26:21,950 --> 04:26:23,290
One, two, three!

4105
04:27:39,410 --> 04:27:41,450
- 75 miles an hour around the curve.

4106
04:27:41,450 --> 04:27:43,290
That speed crazy fool.

4107
04:27:46,160 --> 04:27:49,160
Ozzie cops, always crowding the guy.

4108
04:27:50,660 --> 04:27:53,250
Everybody's always crowding me.

4109
04:28:20,040 --> 04:28:23,200
- What a wasted life to die like that.

4110
04:28:25,330 --> 04:28:27,410
- Well, it had to happen.

4111
04:28:34,660 --> 04:28:36,750
- We can't hold out much longer!

4112
04:28:43,870 --> 04:28:45,250
- This is Firefight talking,

4113
04:28:45,250 --> 04:28:46,450
send the help at once!

4114
04:28:46,450 --> 04:28:48,410
- Help is on the way!

4115
04:28:48,410 --> 04:28:49,330
- Carry on, man.

4116
04:28:49,330 --> 04:28:51,450
Help is on the way!

4117
04:29:44,910 --> 04:29:46,160
- Here it goes.

4118
04:30:03,330 --> 04:30:04,790
Dropping these bombs,

4119
04:30:04,790 --> 04:30:06,120
follow in order.

4120
04:30:15,410 --> 04:30:16,580
Dump them all.

4121
04:30:23,080 --> 04:30:24,660
- Flying Crown, Songbird to Flying Crown.

4122
04:30:24,830 --> 04:30:25,870
Come in, please.

4123
04:30:25,870 --> 04:30:28,700
I sure hope Penny's doing her job.

4124
04:30:28,700 --> 04:30:31,120
- I am so doing my job, Sky.

4125
04:30:31,120 --> 04:30:32,950
That's a fine thing to say.

4126
04:30:32,950 --> 04:30:36,790
Flying Crown receiving Songbird, over.

4127
04:30:36,790 --> 04:30:38,000
- Well from here, it looks like they got the fire

4128
04:30:38,160 --> 04:30:40,790
pretty well under control, Penny.

4129
04:30:47,290 --> 04:30:51,700
- Men have succeeded with the gods of faith.

4130
04:31:29,700 --> 04:31:32,750
- What did you hit him with?

4131
04:31:32,750 --> 04:31:36,290
- My brand new 100% completed hot rod.

4132
04:31:36,290 --> 04:31:38,200
- You'd have had to start in the next county

4133
04:31:38,200 --> 04:31:40,250
to get up enough momentum to do that to him.

4134
04:31:40,250 --> 04:31:42,950
- Not with four quarts of nitroglycerin riding with you.

4135
04:31:42,950 --> 04:31:45,950
- You rode across that rough field carrying nitro?

4136
04:31:45,950 --> 04:31:47,580
- Yes, sir.

4137
04:31:47,580 --> 04:31:49,500
- Do you know what could have happened to you?

4138
04:31:49,500 --> 04:31:51,950
- It did, I lost my car.

4139
04:31:51,950 --> 04:31:53,580
- Ho, ho, don't worry about that.

4140
04:31:53,580 --> 04:31:57,160
Railroad will be glad to buy you a new one.

4141
04:32:00,580 --> 04:32:03,290
I thought I told you to keep those kids up at the barn?

4142
04:32:03,290 --> 04:32:05,450
- Well, how do you arrest a bunch of kids

4143
04:32:05,450 --> 04:32:07,080
going in all different directions?

4144
04:32:07,250 --> 04:32:08,790
- Do you realize what had had happened

4145
04:32:08,790 --> 04:32:10,700
if that thing had turned back?

4146
04:32:10,700 --> 04:32:13,080
Same thing that happened to Pat.

4147
04:32:13,080 --> 04:32:17,750
- Sheriff, your job is a much bigger one than I thought.

4148
04:32:24,660 --> 04:32:27,120
- Sheriff, you're not going to use that on there.

4149
04:32:27,120 --> 04:32:28,450
- What do you want me to do?

4150
04:32:28,450 --> 04:32:30,290
Put sonar on her tail?

4151
04:32:51,540 --> 04:32:53,120
- She's down!

4152
04:32:53,120 --> 04:32:54,790
- Let's take a look.

4153
04:33:35,040 --> 04:33:38,080
The present danger is ended.

4154
04:33:38,080 --> 04:33:40,410
The present danger is ended.

4155
04:33:41,660 --> 04:33:43,950
The present danger is ended.

4156
04:33:48,450 --> 04:33:50,910
The present danger is ended.

4157
04:33:50,910 --> 04:33:55,500
All units report to your commanders for further orders.

4158
04:33:57,620 --> 04:33:59,950
The present danger is ended.

4159
04:34:03,950 --> 04:34:08,160
- This stupid pie was the cause of the whole mess.

4160
04:34:17,200 --> 04:34:19,450
- In his own twisted and distorted lexicon,

4161
04:34:19,450 --> 04:34:22,950
he calls it faith, strength, truth.

4162
04:34:22,950 --> 04:34:24,080
But in just a moment,

4163
04:34:24,080 --> 04:34:26,660
Peter Vollmer will apply his...

4164
04:34:32,290 --> 04:34:37,290
- Huh, this explains why
Vollmer and his men were here.

4165
04:34:37,450 --> 04:34:39,500
They are the ones that have been selling rifles

4166
04:34:39,500 --> 04:34:40,750
to the Indians.

4167
04:34:42,580 --> 04:34:45,950
And I'll see to it that they're paid for their crimes.

4168
04:34:45,950 --> 04:34:48,540
- Major, who is the masked man?

4169
04:34:50,160 --> 04:34:53,290
- Why, he and his Indian friend are gone.

4170
04:34:53,290 --> 04:34:55,620
- He saved our lives twice today

4171
04:34:55,620 --> 04:34:57,750
and I haven't yet been able to thank him for it.

4172
04:34:57,750 --> 04:34:59,000
- I know.

4173
04:34:59,000 --> 04:35:00,830
He never stays around to be thanked.

4174
04:35:00,830 --> 04:35:03,290
He gets his thanks from helping others.

4175
04:35:03,290 --> 04:35:05,040
He's the Lone Ranger.

4176
04:35:10,580 --> 04:35:12,750
- It turned into a happy ending for everybody.

4177
04:35:12,750 --> 04:35:14,870
- And just to make the ending a little more happy,

4178
04:35:14,870 --> 04:35:17,160
I have a present for each of us.

4179
04:35:17,160 --> 04:35:18,950
- Cheaper staff albums.

4180
04:35:18,950 --> 04:35:20,700
Thank you, Mr. Kent.

4181
04:35:20,700 --> 04:35:22,160
- You have an extra one.

4182
04:35:22,160 --> 04:35:23,410
Who's that for?

4183
04:35:25,790 --> 04:35:28,700
- Oh, just for a friend of mine.

4184
04:35:28,700 --> 04:35:31,250
- Yes sir, we're pals!

4185
04:35:31,250 --> 04:35:33,620
And pals stick together.

4186
04:35:33,620 --> 04:35:37,370
And now gang, don't forget church or Sunday school.

4187
04:35:37,370 --> 04:35:39,950
And remember, Andy's
Gang will get together

4188
04:35:39,950 --> 04:35:44,250
right here at this same time next week too.

4189
04:35:44,250 --> 04:35:46,410
So long, fellas and gals!

4190
04:35:46,410 --> 04:35:48,660
So long, Andy!

4191
04:35:56,580 --> 04:35:59,410
- I leave you gentlemen now...

4192
04:35:59,410 --> 04:36:01,910
and you will now write it.

4193
04:36:01,910 --> 04:36:04,120
You will interpret it at your right.

4194
04:36:04,120 --> 04:36:05,450
But as I leave you,

4195
04:36:05,450 --> 04:36:07,040
I want you to know,

4196
04:36:07,910 --> 04:36:10,580
just think how much you're gonna be missing.

4197
04:36:10,580 --> 04:36:14,290
You don't have Nixon to kick around anymore

4198
04:36:14,290 --> 04:36:19,160
because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference.

4199
04:36:19,160 --> 04:36:23,950
All three men.

4200
04:36:23,950 --> 04:36:24,830
Boy.

4201
04:36:45,450 --> 04:36:46,950
- Bye, Zamba! Bye!

4202
04:37:03,580 --> 04:37:06,830
- She finally got Harry all to herself.

4203
04:37:22,750 --> 04:37:24,160
- What can I say?

4204
04:37:27,500 --> 04:37:28,580
- Good night.

4205
04:37:44,750 --> 04:37:47,040
- This could mean the end.

4206
04:37:47,040 --> 04:37:50,120
- That's what I'm afraid of.

4207
04:37:54,790 --> 04:37:57,620
- I am sure glad that's over with.

4208
04:38:08,330 --> 04:38:10,000
- That's all, folks!

4209
04:38:13,500 --> 04:38:15,750
- A message from the Almighty.

4210
04:39:39,540 --> 04:39:41,370
- Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen.

4211
04:39:41,370 --> 04:39:43,290
- Goodnight, everyone!

4212
04:39:43,290 --> 04:39:44,700
- Goodnight, gents.

4213
04:39:44,700 --> 04:39:46,120
- Goodnight, David.

4214
04:39:46,120 --> 04:39:47,870
- Aren't we the same?

4215
04:39:51,250 --> 04:39:52,750
Goodnight, folks.

4216
04:39:52,750 --> 04:39:54,950
And goodnight. Mrs. Calabesh,

4217
04:39:55,120 --> 04:39:56,410
wherever you are.

4218
04:39:58,080 --> 04:40:00,540
- The world stands out on either side,

4219
04:40:00,540 --> 04:40:03,250
no wider than the heart is wide.

4220
04:40:03,250 --> 04:40:05,910
Above the world is stretched the sky,

4221
04:40:05,910 --> 04:40:09,160
no higher than the soul is high, peace.